NationStates Jolt Archive

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WELCOME TO HONEST WARIO ENTERPRISES

Finally a place for you nation to purchase the really essential things that have so far been denied you…

Honest Wario offers you affordability and reliability in all its high quality products, and so without further ado…

Gold Brick
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Look at this, could you ask for more, what you can’t do with a gold brick isn’t worth doing. Honest Wario promises only the highest quality 2 carrot gold

Price: £200

One Dollar
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A Dollar, another beautiful item, guaranteed genuine, guaranteed to bring you fame wealth and popularity*

*Not a guarantee

Price: £5

Warios Pimp-Mobile
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Get around in style in this plus fake leather upholstered manually powered car, it comes with CD player as standard (CD player costs extra).

Price: £18’999

Deliveries made to all nations (P&P costs extra), every item comes with a lifetime guarantee* and we hope you enjoy your product

Yours Insincerely

WARIO

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*Untrue