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The Federation of Boggy B is a bit strapped for cash so it's auchoning off five of it's top of the range neutron bombs. These bombs have a dial a yield functionality for user selected range with a confirmed death rate of 99.99% within the inner blast radius scaling down linearily to the outer edge of the blast radius. Building damage in area of blast is minimal covering only ten metres of ground with radiological residue having a halflife of only 10 minutes, an occupying army can safely enter the epicentre of the blast within 1 day.

Prefering to use a barter system instead of cash, the floor is open to offers from all other nations.

Well the other 0.01% has just immigrated to our commonwealth groaning and shedding skin, we can pay hansomely for its removal as none of our armed forces want to touch it (our armed forces being Jackson and martin down at the airbase)

The Federation of Boggy B would like to formally appologise to the Commonwealth of Staggering Drunks for the escaping test subjects, we will proceed to remove them without delay (free of charge of course) for donation to medical science, we hope to see rapid improvements to our bomb technology to reach a 100% death rate soon.

i'm new here.. how can i buy and sell stuff?

I say, how many beehives would you take for a few N bombs? Got some sheep n goats too... Throw in a few horses? No?

Dammit

Boggy B, your nation could not pocess nuclear weaponry until your population reaches 1oo million. Right now your population is sitting at 79 million. Most nations would ignore your nations ownership of nuclear weaponry until you reach the 1oo million population.

The people of Tomartonia can offer you some ducks? our national animal, they are very tasty and you could sell them off to some rich country. Also we've got a load of trees so we could give you a load of timber and I could also throw in some cash just give me a few days to raise some special taxes.

Boggy B, your nation could not pocess nuclear weaponry until your population reaches 1oo million. Right now your population is sitting at 79 million. Most nations would ignore your nations ownership of nuclear weaponry until you reach the 1oo million population.
Well maybe hes just very advanced, they are a very nuke focused country, lousy picky commy

You don't want ducks! Ducks. Honestly. Beehives are THE way to go. Anyway, can't have honey roast duck without the honey can you, eh?

Why, might I ask do we need 100 million people for nuclear warheads?, our country speciallises in designing, and building, any form of radiological weaponry from the large uranium reserves under our diminishing rainforests.

The main problem with selling us ducks or beehives is that we would need an awfull lot of them for a single neutron bomb, we would be willing to go through with the transaction if we could find some sort of long term storage solution, rotten duck and rock hard honey are not considered delicacys in our country.

I apologise, I missed the part of your thread on timber, we would be willing to trade 1 neutron bomb with all the scemantics for reverse engineering purposes for 1,000 tons of timber, our rainforests are rather sparse due to uranium mining.

The main problem with selling us ducks or beehives is that we would need an awfull lot of them for a single neutron bomb, we would be willing to go through with the transaction if we could find some sort of long term storage solution, rotten duck and rock hard honey are not considered delicacys in our country.

Well if you've got 79m people you could mark the sale by having, like, a public holiday where everyone has to eat honey roast duck. Or face jail. Should probably leave that part out. But the holiday, come on.. Genius!! Have fun and solve the storage problem.

Hmm, our nation may be interested in your knowledge of nuclear fission if you possess it. Our tech priests are unmatched in robotics and microrobotics, but we have no means of power for them. But we have no wish for the bombs, we have no enemies and we practically walk round in sandles and live in trees.
If timber is your wish we have ample supplies.

Because all nations had to wait until their populations reached 100 million. Also taken into account is your GNP. Your yearly budget sits only at 377 billion. Take into account the money that is spent on:

Social Equality
Administration
Welfare
Health
Education
Religion & Spirituality
Defence
Law & Order
Commerce
Public Transport
The Environment

Taking into account all of those things that cost money, your nation could not afford to make, keep, AND run nuclear weapons.

If you want to check your own GNP here is the link:
http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Boggy+B

As I said, I had to wait and so did everyone else. You will have to also. Unless if you would like to end up like Hataria and be totally ignored by every nation on NS.

100 Tons of high quality tropical hardwoods in exchange for the entire design and technology of a top of the range nuclear breeder reactor.

OOC: To tell you the truth, I don't take the economy site too seriously, by the time I have population of over 100 million I probably wont play NS that much. I'm just having a bit of a laugh really. I mean, do you know anyone who knows how to build a neutron bomb in real life? I hope not.

Aww, that sucked the fun out of it.

The people of Tomartonia would be glad to accept your offer of 100 Tons of high quality tropical hardwoods in exchange for the entire design and technology of a top of the range nuclear breeder reactor. I'll also throw in a few ducks and some honey too.

100 Tons of high quality tropical hardwoods in exchange for the entire design and technology of a top of the range nuclear breeder reactor.
Works for us, deal.

I don't want to offend regular posters on NS with my previous comment, it's just that I have a very short attention span.

You have to stay within the realm's of your budget. Now chemical and biological weapons are allowed to every nation regardless of the size.

I didnt make the rules, I just follow them...

I don't care about your very short attention span just give me the damn Bombs.

Both transactions complete, now we can finally through away our metal furniture.

Any recipies for those magnificant ducks?

You have to stay within the realm's of your budget. Now chemical and biological weapons are allowed to every nation regardless of the size.

I didnt make the rules, I just follow them...
You mean my tech priests and I could unleash our robotic virus infections accross the globe? Not that we would, we are a peaceful nation, um.

Thanks very much, now to kill them damn rebels who complained about cutting down there rainforrest

hi, um, im like an asshole and i wanna buy some nukes, so, if you got any left, well i'll take one

I don't care about your very short attention span just give me the damn Bombs.
Ok, chill, what do you want them for?

na, but we can sure as hell sell you some Chemical Nerve Agents.

www.freewebs.com/nuclearlouisiana

You have to stay within the realm's of your budget. Now chemical and biological weapons are allowed to every nation regardless of the size.

I didnt make the rules, I just follow them...

Well technically they don't...

Sure it may upset some people if they try to use them in any kind of serious RP, but not everyone does.

I know I definately found this thread entertaining to read, that was the whole point wasn't it?

Thanks very much, now to kill them damn rebels who complained about cutting down there rainforrest
Hey, thats US

Try ducks and Tomartoes (the fruit not to be confused with our national currency the Tomarto) we people of Tomartonia have simple but strange tastes.

Hessian-Spiced Potato-Stuffed Duck

2 ducks
3 onions -- chopped
1/2 cup celery stalks and leaves -- chopped
4 cups potatoes, peeled and parboiled -- cubed
2 teaspoons dried thyme
salt
fresh ground black pepper
parsley
juice of 1 lemon
1/4 cup honey

Pull out the fat from the duck cavities and render over low heat.
Rinse the ducks inside and out with hot tap water. Saute the onions and celery in 2-3 tablespoons of the duck fat for about 5 minutes, then add the diced potatoes, the thyme, and a little salt and freshly ground pepper to taste.
Turn the potatoes occasionally and when they are lightly brown, spoon the stuffing mixture into the 2 duck cavities. Place the ducks on a rack in a shallow roasting pan and put in preheated 375° oven for 1 1/2 hours, then draw off all the fat.
Mix the lemon juice with the honey, and baste the ducks several times with the lemon-honey glaze as you roast them an additional 15-20 minutes. They should be golden brown, and the drumsticks will turn easily in their sockets when ducks are done.

Well technically they don't...

Sure it may upset some people if they try to use them in any kind of serious RP, but not everyone does.

I know I definately found this thread entertaining to read, that was the whole point wasn't it?
Yes! It is!
Actually thats the point of MY thread.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=363335&highlight=Gameshow

Yes! It is!
Actually thats the point of MY thread.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=363335&highlight=Gameshow

Do I smell self-promotion? :D

It's great to see that some people still have a sense of humour.

Yea, sorry, self promotion it is.

Foetallia, i hope that recipe works. I killed 4 wood ducks last weekend and I was trying to figure something to do with them besides make a gumbo.

If it doesn't, blame Diana's Kitchen.

http://www.dianaskitchen.com/page/poultry/duck.htm

It was the first half-way decent looking duck recipe I found on Google (http://www.google.com).

Staggering drunks should sack his propaganda minister maybe have a public shooting it always does the job.

Communist Louisana makes a good point there with the old reality check. That's, of course, providing Boggy B bothers about such minor trifles as Social Equality, Health and the environment. Yeah and the rest. However I'm getting a certain tongue in cheek vibe from Boggy which may explain this thread...

As for the high Empire of Schnappslant we are still working on Hypernuclear missiles. This may sound strange coming from a land of 9 million and indeed it is, seeing as the aforementioned weapons actually consist of balls of rags soaked in paraffin and propelled by a large catapult.

Emperor Monkoii thought the 'hypernuclear' tag sounded catchy. The details regarding the last person to have contradicted his Emperorness aren't actually repeatable on a public forum.

Staggering drunks should sack his propaganda minister maybe have a public shooting it always does the job.
I need a minister for propaganda? Thats why it was so bad *smacks head*

'hypernuclear' hmmm I think i could improve on that by using ducks as kinda missile just make sure your target has a pond with some old woman throwing bread.

That's, of course, providing Boggy B bothers about such minor trifles as Social Equality, Health and the environment.

Trifle you say?

That's silly, who ever heard of a duck trifle?

Hessian-Spiced Potato-Stuffed Duck

Pull out the fat from the duck cavities and render over low heat.
Rinse the ducks inside and out with hot tap water. Saute the onions and celery in 2-3 tablespoons of the duck fat for about 5 minutes, then add the diced potatoes, the thyme, and a little salt and freshly ground pepper to taste.
Turn the potatoes occasionally and when they are lightly brown, spoon the stuffing mixture into the 2 duck cavities. Place the ducks on a rack in a shallow roasting pan and put in preheated 375° oven for 1 1/2 hours, then draw off all the fat.
Mix the lemon juice with the honey, and baste the ducks several times with the lemon-honey glaze as you roast them an additional 15-20 minutes. They should be golden brown, and the drumsticks will turn easily in their sockets when ducks are done.

I say it needs more honey

'hypernuclear' hmmm I think i could improve on that by using ducks as kinda missile just make sure your target has a pond with some old woman throwing bread.

Shhh!!! Don't let people know about my secret sleeper cells of old women with bread!!!

Shhh!!! Don't let people know about my secret sleeper cells of old women with bread!!!

You have them too? We send them messages in duck trifles

We send our's "Dear Granny" letters and they send back jumpers.

Well well. I would like to order all 5 of your nukes with a order for as many more as you can build.
And as far as why. Grim Warrior clan wants to use them! And I for one and with complete agreement with my fellow Grim Warriors agreement I am sure, the first country on our list to completely and soundly remove from the planet. Is that of The Commonwealth of Staggering drunks!!!!. Their Economy is Imploded, the people are unhappy anyhow because of very few Political Freedoms, and with a large population of 23 million we just feel they are a burden we don't want to deal with.
So as soon as you care to ship such order, please advise!
Sincerely
King Stormosky :cool:

I think he sold them already...

And that's not very nice, live and let live man.

Would you like some trifle? How about a short walk around the duck pond?

Sir our motto is simple and plain. Kill or be killed. :mp5:
Learn it, live it, love it!
We have regular nukes, but just thought neutrons bombs would be much less messy.

Well well. I would like to order all 5 of your nukes with a order for as many more as you can build.
And as far as why. Grim Warrior clan wants to use them! And I for one and with complete agreement with my fellow Grim Warriors agreement I am sure, the first country on our list to completely and soundly remove from the planet. Is that of The Commonwealth of Staggering drunks!!!!. Their Economy is Imploded, the people are unhappy anyhow because of very few Political Freedoms, and with a large population of 23 million we just feel they are a burden we don't want to deal with.
So as soon as you care to ship such order, please advise!
Sincerely
King Stormosky :cool:
What did our country do to you my dear pile of fetid rabbit droppings?
Is there anything our ecologically stunning nation can do for your hole in the ground? Please tell us. And we are not a warlike nation, although the 8 other nations in the holy reigon of mosh pit are.

That does it you bunch of drunkards!! Your vileness to the king will not be accepted. Consider this a declaration of WAR!!! :sniper: :mp5:

lighten up dude.. we just wanted to take you over so we could take your beer... :rolleyes: :eek:


I mean like geesh FREEK out!!!!

What we all need here is a bit of calm, perhaps a few peace talks over honey roasted duck with a big pot of honey for dessert. Calm yourselves and sort out your spelling.

LMAO!!!
Thanks mr wimp wristed do I dare say man. But we need no peace talks. We know what we want and we do as we please. :cool: Its a sorry state this world is in when people and countries like yours all walk around thinking that they can have peace by talking things out.
We can not be talked in to being nice. So sir unless you are willing to go to war with Grim Warriors Clan I suggest you back off. :mp5:

Its a sorry state this world is in when people and countries like yours all walk around thinking that they can have peace by talking things out.
We can not be talked in to being nice. So sir unless you are willing to go to war with Grim Warriors Clan I suggest you back off. :mp5:

Emperor Monkoii will not be spoken to like this. I take great offence and if you do not desist with this lack of respect we will have no option but to run away whimpering and hide behind a large rock.

Consider this a declaration of us chickening out and buggering off

Emp. Khan Monkoii

Emperor Monkoii will not be spoken to like this. I take great offence and if you do not desist with this lack of respect we will have no option but to run away whimpering and hide behind a large rock.

Consider this a declaration of us chickening out and buggering off

Emp. Khan Monkoii

There is No Place you can hide from the Grim Warriors Clan!!!!!

Besides we have 2 Countries that are making stockpiles of Nukes!!!!!

We will invade and prevail!!!!

We will take your Bourbon!!!!! :sniper:

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

Let World Domination Begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY MOTTO "Live Or Die!!!!! It's Your Choice!!!!!"


:upyours:
:mp5:
:sniper:
:gundge:

Lets Take Em Stormosky!!!!!

our army marches with the highest reguard to our region. <chanting>"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fightin', this is for fun."<> We are lurking behind your doors, we will take over any nation that croses our path to world domination. All other nations will beg us for assistance and you will then follow REGION GRIM WARRIORS


:sniper: :sniper: :mp5:

Boggy B, your nation could not pocess nuclear weaponry until your population reaches 1oo million. Right now your population is sitting at 79 million. Most nations would ignore your nations ownership of nuclear weaponry until you reach the 1oo million population.

DITTO

We concur with CL. This would be considered GODMODDING.

Lets Take Em Stormosky!!!!!
I concur Cowboy and Leslieton!! So it begins!!!!!!!!! :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Fine, whatever. You n00bs have fun, just don't try to involve anyone else.

DITTO

We concur with CL. This would be considered GODMODDING.

Isn't it Godmodeing? Or Godmoding? Something like that. What? I'm not an English teacher.

I'm still running away... Look, I can't even fight a pizza delivery boy let alone an entire region

Isn't it Godmodeing? Or Godmoding? Something like that. What? I'm not an English teacher.

I'm still running away... Look, I can't even fight a pizza delivery boy let alone an entire region

No, its godmodding. Godmod, not godmode. Its not like saying godmode for a video game. On NS its godmod.

Gotcha. Makes no difference. My white flag manufacturing team have gone into mass production. Small flags, large flags, even Special edition white flags; smelling of cordite with inground bits of dust to simulate being dropped and trampled in the mad rush to make like a shepherd and get the flock out of there.

Time to go to Plan B: take all of my nations gold and run like a scared Scottish Centre-Back!! Anyone want to shelter a rich psychotic dictator?

Schnappslant said- Time to go to Plan B: take all of my nations gold and run like a scared Scottish Centre-Back!! Anyone want to shelter a rich psychotic dictator?
I'd love to have you, I'm also a rich psychotic dictator.
Well staggering drunks i'll come to your aid I've just got the delivery of the Neutron bombs and I'm strapping them to the ducks right now you better watch out especially if you got alot of ponds or lakes.

[QUOTE=Crossman]DITTO

We concur with CL. This would be considered GODMODDING.[/QUOTE
CL is a frikkin idiot, dont concur with him. If nations were unable to extract nuclear science knowledge from documents detailing it by 100 million then we're all fucking morons.

North Korea has nuclear weapons, Israel has nuclear weapons, there are a whole host of other tin pot small arsed nations with weapons and other boomy shit out there.

Unless CL goes and tells the leaders of those countries they cant have n00kz and that they are breaking the rules then this boy can do what he wants cause guess what. It's freeform Roleplay here children, there are no rules.