T3h N00B 4RMY
09-10-2004, 12:02
Inside the almighty palace of Emperor of T3H N00B 4RMY awaited the arrival of the U.N delegate. At exactly 11:45 am, the appointed time, the U.N delegate arrived, sitting down in a velvet chair, ready for his briefing. The nervous young man spoke, his voice quivering with fear.
What is it that you wish to talk to be about Mr. Emperor?
The Emperor surveyed the lackey before speaking, his powerful voice resonating from the vast walls of the palace.
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With that, the Emperor sat back, looking intently a the quivering U.N envoy, seeing the true impact of his statement.
But....but you can't possibly have nuclear weapons. For Christ’s sake man, you are only five million strong!
The Emperor laughed, his booming mirth striking fear into the hearts of the world.
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He then leaned across, before cackling at the envoy. Subtly he pulled a hidden lever an the floor beneath the envoy gave way, plunging him into a pool where he was instantly ripped to shreds by radioactive goldfish. Standing over the edge of the pool, the Emperor overrode the screams of the dying man.
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As the floor slid back into place, the Emperor strode over to a balcony and gazed out over his domain. Approximately 9999999999 Nuclear Missiles launched and flew out into the sunset, all with the indigenous radioactive cheddar reactor. Within twenty four hours, the ICBM's would strike and plunge the world into a apocalypse of fire and melted cheese. His cloak billowing in the wind, the Emperor watched proudly as his army of five million marched into the distance, the factories they had left behind being run by radioactive infested monkeys. Staring into the distance, he could see the world that would soon be his.
He muttered under his breath,
!t |-|4$ B3gü|\|.
What is it that you wish to talk to be about Mr. Emperor?
The Emperor surveyed the lackey before speaking, his powerful voice resonating from the vast walls of the palace.
|/\|3, d4 4|_|\/|167y |_4|\|d 0|= T3H N00B 4RMY d3(14r3s |/\|4r 0|\| d4 |/\|0r1d. u h4\/3 24 H0|/\|3r$ t0 $urr3|\|63r 0r 1 |/\|!11 N00k d4 |/\|0r1d
With that, the Emperor sat back, looking intently a the quivering U.N envoy, seeing the true impact of his statement.
But....but you can't possibly have nuclear weapons. For Christ’s sake man, you are only five million strong!
The Emperor laughed, his booming mirth striking fear into the hearts of the world.
5 |\/|!11!0|\|? 5 |\/|!11!0|\|?!? ! h4\/3 4|\| 4r|\/|y 0|= 5 |8!11!0|\|!!!1 F0r 1 |\/|!11!0|\| y34r$ |\/|y |/|4t!0|/| h4$ |\/|4d3 n00ks fr0|\/| c|-|33$3!
He then leaned across, before cackling at the envoy. Subtly he pulled a hidden lever an the floor beneath the envoy gave way, plunging him into a pool where he was instantly ripped to shreds by radioactive goldfish. Standing over the edge of the pool, the Emperor overrode the screams of the dying man.
|\|3\/3r, |\/|3$$ |/\|1t|-| T3H N00B 4RMY!
As the floor slid back into place, the Emperor strode over to a balcony and gazed out over his domain. Approximately 9999999999 Nuclear Missiles launched and flew out into the sunset, all with the indigenous radioactive cheddar reactor. Within twenty four hours, the ICBM's would strike and plunge the world into a apocalypse of fire and melted cheese. His cloak billowing in the wind, the Emperor watched proudly as his army of five million marched into the distance, the factories they had left behind being run by radioactive infested monkeys. Staring into the distance, he could see the world that would soon be his.
He muttered under his breath,
!t |-|4$ B3gü|\|.