NationStates Jolt Archive


Littlecity goes to space!

Littlecity
09-10-2004, 09:32
President Fred Redrickson of the recently created People's Republic of Littlecity today declared his intentions of bringing Littlecity into space at a press-conference.

"A space program is all the rage among the nations these days, so why shouldn't we have one as well?" he said. He then took a dramatic position and said with a serious voice "We choose to go to space. We choose to go to space. We...well, you get the point."

When asked if this wasn't just a way to draw away attention from the recent scandal when the president had shot a Wild Boar, the national animal of Littlecity, the president replied "Uh...will you look at the time! I have...uh...very important buisness elsewhere" and then hurridely left the conference.

A research laboratory has already been created in Litlecity's capital Littlecity, and its chief research-boss-guy, Mr. Smarty Dent, has is very optimistic.

"We've already managed to blow up some stuff, and Bob brought a calculator this morning, so I bet we'll get something flying up in the air any day now."