Baby Bop
09-10-2004, 07:08
Dinosaur News Network:
We interrupt this program with a special announcement, Tragedy befell the world today with the death of Baby Bop in what is already being billed as the world's greatest finger painting accident in history.
"She was just sitting there, humming her song I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big kiss and a hug from me to you, won't you be my good friend too? Suddenly, there was Green, Yellow and Purple paint everywhere. She didn't stand a chance." said one witness.
"I've never seen anything like it" reported another eye witness to the tragedy. "She was sitting there, singing to herself and WHAM! I think for sure it was the purple paint that did it, but who can be sure in all that color."
"It was terrible!" said another witness. "I'm just glad no children were hurt. With all the paint, and those pieces of paper, its really a miracle you know."
Attempts to obtain a comment from Baby Bop's best friend, Barney, have been unsuccesful to date. Special reports will continue as details are developed. We now return you to our regularly scheduled episode of "Wishbone: Surrealism, the Life of Picasso."
We interrupt this program with a special announcement, Tragedy befell the world today with the death of Baby Bop in what is already being billed as the world's greatest finger painting accident in history.
"She was just sitting there, humming her song I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big kiss and a hug from me to you, won't you be my good friend too? Suddenly, there was Green, Yellow and Purple paint everywhere. She didn't stand a chance." said one witness.
"I've never seen anything like it" reported another eye witness to the tragedy. "She was sitting there, singing to herself and WHAM! I think for sure it was the purple paint that did it, but who can be sure in all that color."
"It was terrible!" said another witness. "I'm just glad no children were hurt. With all the paint, and those pieces of paper, its really a miracle you know."
Attempts to obtain a comment from Baby Bop's best friend, Barney, have been unsuccesful to date. Special reports will continue as details are developed. We now return you to our regularly scheduled episode of "Wishbone: Surrealism, the Life of Picasso."