NationStates Jolt Archive

All right people that already have embassies in my nation:

The Great Sixth Reich

I don't remember any others. Y'all know how this works tell me who you are and a wee bit about your ambassador also if you would like any special add ons you need to tell us before embassy construction.

We would like to establish an embassy. Need we say more?

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation

You know us. We would like an embassy/military base. If so how big a plot of land can we get?

All right Borman is approved all I need is the guy's name. Ten miles

Drum Gods yes ye need to say more. Ambassador name and any extra stuff you want on your embassy.
Otherwise sure.
Ma'ha'va Kelba

To: Camel Eaters
From: Information Minister Joseph G. Prano

On Behalf of the Great Armed Republic of Nutropinia we would like to request an embassy. We would perfer to have one as close to the head of government as possible. We would also like access to a private airport capable of landing an Airbus A380. Also we would need a SAM site with in One Mile of Our Embassy.
Our Ambassador.

William Manskid is a 35 Year-Old who just obtained his P.H.D in Nutropinian History from Injectopolis University. He has his bachelor in public relations and is married with two boys. He is Jewish but not devoutly so. He worked for 4 years at Nutropinia's Top Public Relations Firm from when he was 22 to 26. From 26 to 31 he worked for me and I can vouch he is the top man for the job. He then proceeded to get his doctorate.

We await your reply.

Dave Weckl. A small spire in the building to act as a watchtower for our guards. A small compound for a couple of armoured vehicles.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation

All right we got the perfect neighborhood for both of y'all. We have in airport inside the town. An SAM two hundred and thirty feet away. A synagogue/mosque and the spiral is being built.

We would like to exchange embassies and possibly military bases with Camel Eaters.

To: Camel Eaters
From: Information Minister Joseph G. Prano

We Thank You Greatly For Your Understanding and Help In This Matter.

In a random and generic sky scraper. In a random and generic cubicle, with a random and generic office worker, sitting at a random and generic desk, a quite random and not so generic cucumber was sitting here. A small crumple as tissue paper was wrapped around it, a small crackle as it was placed into a brown box with styrofoam bits, and a small puff as the lid was placed on. Ribbon stuck on the lid, stamps stuck a side, and an address scrawled across another. A woosh and a clank as it was tossed onto a passing mailcart in the cubicle farm.

Printed on this now Random and Generic box-

: To: CAMEL EATERS :

we would like to open an embassy....*whispers*and a small miliary base...

We thank you for our land., construction wil begin immedialy.

Harry Jakol
23 yrs. old
Parent to a Camel eater and Borman national-At Uberstock
Born at Uberstock
Has foriegn affaris degree at Halsmen
Attends Uberstock annualy

Roach Busters we need the guys name otherwise yes.
Fodmodmadtol we accept the cucumber ;) but wish to know if you will "enter" our nation? Think of a combo of :eek: and :D

Name:John Manew
Number of guards:10
Request: Underground bunker and SAM battery

Kheeyar.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation

Borman approved and I'm sure the Uberstockson clan will be lobbying for your fellow to join.

Fruity Loops SURE WE'D BE GLAD TO EXCHANGE MILITARY BASES WITH YOU

As for the approval see above.

Name:John Manew
Number of guards:10
Request: Underground bunker and SAM battery
Hmm. More detail please? Or else

DENIED

minorBUMP

To Camel Eaters:

We as a nation, we are more, passive, and prefer if your forces were to initiate penetration into our Federations Body, as we would glady recieve, and prefer it if you extended an offer first.

Ministry of Smvtty Inuendo
Ministry Smvt McSmvtSmvt Smvttyfull SmvtSmvt
Fodmodmadtol

Subscripted by the Ministry of Pay no Mind and Please Excuse Us

Exetonia Minor would like to establish an embassy in your nation

Nation name:Commonwealth of Exetonia Minor
Ambassador:John williams, 34, male, caucasionoid, 6ft2", 145 lbs. Honors degree in diplomact
Guard:0
Special requests:NONE

We invite you to create an embassy in our nation (ooc:HERE (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=362104) )

Roach Busters we need the guys name otherwise yes.
Fodmodmadtol we accept the cucumber ;) but wish to know if you will "enter" our nation? Think of a combo of :eek: and :D

All right. Our ambassador will be Aileen Joy Jao.

you had to say that out loud didnt you?! well...ok...send us an ambasador and ill send you one...his name is...john-middle name is over-dose...you can have a military base here...ONE RULE! they have to impregnate 1 women every year theyre here..or...more than 1...THEY CAN CHOOSE!

Perfect. Then your forces can "march" into our nation and rest there with a cucumber. For a while and then leave and then come back because they forgot their cucumber.

Alright everyone is pretty much approved.

you had to say that out loud didnt you?! well...ok...send us an ambasador and ill send you one...his name is...john-middle name is over-dose...you can have a military base here...ONE RULE! they have to impregnate 1 women every year theyre here..or...more than 1...THEY CAN CHOOSE!
Hmm. In that case Denied the women of our country are not toys to be imprenated to fill a quota. If you repeal this then yes and don't think I didn't realize what you were trying to do build up a small population that is sympathetic to Fruity Loops so if we ever war you would have people who would be able to fight on your side already in MY nation.

no no no...your soliders screw OUR women..they like foregin men..what can i say?....our men wont touch your women...dont worry...they'll bring there own..

Sure. That will help us both out. Forging a new bond between our peoples.

Maybe we can establisth a trade deal?

What sort of trade?

no no no...your soliders screw OUR women..they like foregin men..what can i say?....our men wont touch your women...dont worry...they'll bring there own..
They can screw our women. We just don't like quota filling outside of work.

What sort of trade?
in need of any nuclear missles? If we trade you any WMD's...then...IT NEVER HAPPENED! oh ya...we need oil...got any oil?

Yes we have oil and meat and kilts. God I love kilts.

oooo...kilts...we may just take you up on that offer! WMD's for kilts and oil ! you got yourself a deal there

Awesome!
We like WMD and kilts. Whoohoo I like WMDs
They're Camel hair kilts if that is alright.

ooo...sounds good to me...got any camel hair rugs?

Yes and bear hair rugs too. Folkarama you should go to that and set up a pavilion.

got MSN? if so...add dio_catania@msn.com and AIM is justicerdio254

No but I'll look into getting it. How would I?

We the SPYDUDES would like to establish an embassy.

ambassador:Lex Kexlar, 4 time war hero;became ambassador to make sure no one would have to lose 2 legs like him.
special request:A special forces shooting range. And a helipad able to fit 3 apaches.

Spydudes: Approved on everything.

www.AIM.com its an instant messenger...very usefull many people have it...

I'm downloading AIM right now.

Spydudes: Approved on everything.

Thanks

Today people celebrated in the streets of Spygrad, the capitol of the F.S.D; as they watched the embassy ticker move up to 5.

Kick ass.

Lol.

Bump

Hoagie

Boom Macha Bump

Damn you all.

BoOm ShAkAlAka...etc etc etc...ill do a bump for ya...so...BUMP...=p

Dudes:
Like, we'd be willing to exchange party headquarters with you. We can offer a 3 square mile area of land with a private beach on Leaf Island (well, private except for us during party times). The land comes with 1,000 watt, Klipsch manufactured, Dolby 7.2 Surround sound speakers and sound systems placed every 750 feet for the listening enjoyment of your staff. Unfortunately, we don't have cucumbers to offer, but we can supply you with a 2 lb.-a-day allocation of our finest, volcanic, hash and a really good band once a month for an uberstock style weekend on the embassy grounds. Our only limitations are 1. no weapons beyond standard issue side arms for your security personnel and 2. No vikings. Oh, and if you find the keg we lost on the beach you have to give it back so the liquor store will refund our deposit.

Party on,
King 'Lude Valeeum Narcosis II

OOC: :D


BoOm ShAkAlAka...etc etc etc...ill do a bump for ya...so...BUMP...=p

I wanna take you higher, baby, baby, baby, light my fire. BoOm ShAkAlAka, BoOm ShAkAlAka,BoOm ShAkAlAka, Oonk-a-BoOm. :)

Aye fair enough. That was your keg? Whoops.

you can have an embassy in our war-torn nation of Free Marlton!...thats if you can get past the damn blockade...although then youd put the employees in danger and possiblly...i said POSSIBLLY....attacked by Fruity Loops...here is what we want in return.
1.We need an embassy in your nation.
2.You make sure that Fruity Loops embassy is...far...far...away....
3.Our citizens allowed in your nation at all times,your citizens allowed in my nation at all times.
fair?

Aye fair enough. That was your keg? Whoops.

OOC: LOL, thanks for having a great sense of humor and bringing it to the forums, too many people are far too serious here. :D

-Secret IC-
Message from the Fruity Loops Intelegence Agency.
To:Camel Eaters.
"It is in your best interests to deny him that request,he is nothing but a terrorist who would only use your embassy to get things out of you and allow warlords into your fine nation.His people would most likely,Take the embassy over and demand money."

OOC: LOL, thanks for having a great sense of humor and bringing it to the forums, too many people are far too serious here. :D
YOU ARE INVITED TO MY AWESOME PARTY! your allies to....FREE PLEASURE! FREE DAMN IT! FREEEE!

ooc-sorry for this but...did you figure aim out? if so...send me a message

you can have an embassy in our war-torn nation of Free Marlton!...thats if you can get past the damn blockade...although then youd put the employees in danger and possiblly...i said POSSIBLLY....attacked by Fruity Loops...here is what we want in return.
1.We need an embassy in your nation.
2.You make sure that Fruity Loops embassy is...far...far...away....
3.Our citizens allowed in your nation at all times,your citizens allowed in my nation at all times.
fair?
You can have some random guy's basement as your embassy.

ooc-sorry for this but...did you figure aim out? if so...send me a message
It got all freaky I uninstalled it and then reinstalled it and stuff happened it wasn't the greatest. Damn it all.

You can have some random guy's basement as your embassy.
Where is this basement?And...permission to raid and arrest all staff working there as there nation is known to harbor terrorists...

ooc-wherever he goes i shall follow..lol

It got all freaky I uninstalled it and then reinstalled it and stuff happened it wasn't the greatest. Damn it all.
DAMN! do you have a hotmail email adress? or MSN email adress?

Actually it's your basement.
Y'all invited to Uberstock come on party tommorow. 5th annual Uberstock at 8 eastern.

DAMN! do you have a hotmail email adress? or MSN email adress?
No.
but I do have an email address.

ooc-oh goodie! then you wont mind a minor RP here right?

YOU ARE INVITED TO MY AWESOME PARTY! your allies to....FREE PLEASURE! FREE DAMN IT! FREEEE!

We're on our way :)

I'm good.

No.
but I do have an email address.
craaaaaap....lemme think of an instant messenger where you dont need an email adress....is it a yahoo email adress? do you have yahoo instant messenger? lol :headbang:

Knology?

Dude Fruity Loops we can just post on here and crap. Wacha.

You can have some random guy's basement as your embassy.
we find this very disrespectfull,

the nation of free marlton does not like disrespectfull people,because of that...we declare war on your nation..good day

Dude Fruity Loops we can just post on here and crap. Wacha.
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!

we find this very disrespectfull,

the nation of free marlton does not like disrespectfull people,because of that...we declare war on your nation..good day
Bring it bitches. Your daughters will warm our beds.

we find this very disrespectfull,

the nation of free marlton does not like disrespectfull people,because of that...we declare war on your nation..good day
ooc-lmfao..you wont have a nation when im done with ya!

ic-If any harm is done to Camel Eaters.Expect mass genocide..aka...NML nuclear blast..all over again..can you take another 10million cassualty?

ooc-lmfao..you wont have a nation when im done with ya!

ic-If any harm is done to Camel Eaters.Expect mass genocide..aka...NML nuclear blast..all over again..can you take another 10million cassualty?
ooc-all you can do is nuke me?

ic-we can take anything you and the camel throw at us...

I don't see why he was so upset. It was a very nice basement. Ah well see above post.

Camel Eaters,Do not fear Fruity Loops is here...care to dispatch a fleet to the current war? mass-genocide...very fun...

ooc-all you can do is nuke me?

ic-we can take anything you and the camel throw at us...
Haha. If you fight us my allies will probaly join in too.
Generic Empire
Borman Empire
The Great Sixth Reich
Drum Gods
I do not speak for them but I have helped them many times and they may help me.
Fruity Loops has already pledged his support so I didn't have to list him.

-Secret IC to Camel Eaters-
Fruity Loops is sending you-2 Atlas D nuclear missles,Use them as you wish.though be careful of the world.they may not like this transaction.
charge:$0.00

Haha. If you fight us my allies will probaly join in too.
Generic Empire
Borman Empire
The Great Sixth Reich
Drum Gods
I do not speak for them but I have helped them many times and they may help me.
Fruity Loops has already pledged his support so I didn't have to list him.
You have my support in anything,Inless its an uber-nation with the largest population.but ill try my hardest

Camel Eaters,Do not fear Fruity Loops is here...care to dispatch a fleet to the current war? mass-genocide...very fun...
Why would I be afraid? He's obviously an idiot and I've helped allies take on entire regions before. BTW thanks for the nukes that was nice of you.

Why would I be afraid? He's obviously an idiot and I've helped allies take on entire regions before. BTW thanks for the nukes that was nice of you.
i know you are not afraid,it just sounded so cool...
As for the nuclear missles.no problem what so ever,i ussaully go to extreme lenghts for allies.

Wait and see,wait and see when i get my nuclear missles.

ooc-nah i aint an idiot..i just love war...

Cool you'd fit in well at Uberstock everyone is just to nice there. Oh I remember the first one. 37 pages of just three or four guys having fun. The gods appeared Jimmi Hendrix rose form the dead it was just too cool.

Wait and see,wait and see when i get my nuclear missles.

ooc-nah i aint an idiot..i just love war...
The basement was better than most people's houses. Just take the damn basement before we obliterate you. Okay. I got alot of my army off fighting an entire region alonside my ally and just some random ass doesn't enjoy humor. OI!!!

The basement was better than most people's houses. Just take the damn basement before we obliterate you. Okay. I got alot of my army off fighting an entire region alonside my ally and just some random ass doesn't enjoy humor. OI!!!
ooc-dont take it personal...i was laughin when i read it...im usein it to get a rp outta it!

ic-You cannot obliderate a country with heart...weve been in war for a long time now and we still stand...and our capital was attacked with a nuclear missle! 10 million people died! MOST WOMEN AND CHILDREN!

You take it like a man. They died your army fights ten times better.

ooc-dont take it personal...i was laughin when i read it...im usein it to get a rp outta it!

ic-You cannot obliderate a country with heart...weve been in war for a long time now and we still stand...and our capital was attacked with a nuclear missle! 10 million people died! MOST WOMEN AND CHILDREN!
Women and children my butt...THEY ALL SUPORTED THE TERRORIST LIKE GOVERMENT WHEN THE SD INVADED!

ooc-sorry if this is messing with your thread

Women and children my butt...THEY ALL SUPORTED THE TERRORIST LIKE GOVERMENT WHEN THE SD INVADED!

ooc-sorry if this is messing with your thread
OOC: I don't give a damn y'all are friends talk please it's better this way.

Oh hell yeah I made pimp.

-Message to Free Marlton and broadcasted on FLNN-
The nation of Fruity Loops,will give your country Free Marlton 48 hours(15 mins real time)to surrender to our forces in your country,All warlords handed over and all weapon(s) are taken out from your country.
signed-Dio Catania.President of Fruity Loops.

-Message to Free Marlton and broadcasted on FLNN-
The nation of Fruity Loops,will give your country Free Marlton 48 hours(15 mins real time)to surrender to our forces in your country,All warlords handed over and all weapon(s) are taken out from your country.
signed-Dio Catania.President of Fruity Loops.
You may do as you please,expect no surrender.

Wow you like to give people time to get their shit together don't you?
I made Pimp.

You may do as you please,expect no surrender.
You leave us no choice,I am greatfully sorry.

Unspecified Missle Silo.
"Sir,We have a confirmation to launch a nuclear missle(Atlas D) at Free Marlton."
"WHAT?! we launched one at there capital...now another where?!"
"A refugee camp...population in the camp is estimated at the area of 689,000"
"This is genocide...I WONT DO I WONT I SAY!"
the officer draws his pistol and shoots the man in the head "should have done what i said" a replacement comes in."Sir,ready when you are"
"ready."
the missle shoots out of the silo,heading right for the camp.

Dude that's a wee bit sick as a nation of refugees we ask that no more action be taken against non-hostlie refugees.

ooc-btw..i asked him to do do that...GENOCIDE FUN! :p

IC-the refugees at the large camp,all starving and the stench of it would make a man throw up...it was a normal day untill minutes later...the missle detonated...mainly everyone where killed...in total...it was another mass-genocide

Dead-700,000

Wonderful I always seem to befriend the most sadistic people...

Wonderful I always seem to befriend the most sadistic people...
ooc-lmao...nah...hes gonna surrender to my forces later...this is all planed out..EXCPET FOR DECLARING WAR ON CAMEL EATERS!..and look whos talkin...you eat camels... :p

Hey that is totally uncalled for we eat each othe too.

Hey that is totally uncalled for we eat each othe too.
ooc-wanna join in on the war? we agreed..no more nukes...lol

Nah not enough troops to go to war like I said I'm helping a buddy of mine fighting off an entire region. Like 27 nations.

wow...thats alot...need any reinforcements?

We're good but you can always check with my friend to see if he would like you to help. The Great Sixth Reich is his name.

Couldnt help if i wanted to,i have a great ally in the reigion that is attacking him..but..i will not get involved in the war

Bumpitty Bumpitty Bump

Couldnt help if i wanted to,i have a great ally in the reigion that is attacking him..but..i will not get involved in the war
You Warzonian?

You Warzonian?
huh?

You from the Warzone region?

You from the Warzone region?
nope..

That's the region that is attacking him. So you could do genocide.

That's the region that is attacking him. So you could do genocide.
why are they fighting?

He really pissed one oe two of them off I think he insulted their taste in cigars anyways they got their entire region to go after him and he called on his allies and here we are talking about it.

He really pissed one oe two of them off I think he insulted their taste in cigars anyways they got their entire region to go after him and he called on his allies and here we are talking about it.
cigars are icky...

Aye they're like big death sticks. So millions of people will die because one guy said Ew that brand of cigar sucks so they go to war and drag an entire region into a war. It's really stupid but the guy is my friend and ally and helped me in the past so I helped him. He's running a cryonics store now and he gave me a discount for like twenty people. So yeah my guys get to kill and die. Well Camel Eaters are really religious anyways.

Aye they're like big death sticks. So millions of people will die because one guy said Ew that brand of cigar sucks so they go to war and drag an entire region into a war. It's really stupid but the guy is my friend and ally and helped me in the past so I helped him. He's running a cryonics store now and he gave me a discount for like twenty people. So yeah my guys get to kill and die. Well Camel Eaters are really religious anyways.
cool..cool...wanna talk over tg? this is international incidents you know lol

TG takes to long. You can only send stuff like every ten minutes.

Well it can be used for the more private stuff.

true..atleast you dont have to say bump!

Aye so we can TG stuff if you want. :D

im bored..i need to attack someone...lol

so horny Attacking is fun.

so horny Attacking is fun.
that it is...especially when you outnumber them and they have to resort to terrorism...i have 150 million troops...and only around...30,000 troops are away on combat duty!

so very horny Yeah I can relate.

should i declare war on a random nation?

so very very horny *shrugs* wanna' TG stuff?

ok...wow...we posted alot just in this one thread :)

extremely horny Yeah we have. TG stuff?

extremely horny Yeah we have. TG stuff?
if i dont respond alot...its cause im doin alot of things at once

Like what?

Like what?
i got myself a war...blockadeing 'red liberation front' with 2 other nations...plus alot of insant messages

What I do is I say hey guys I'm not going to post anymore on this thread tonite and then I'll go to another thread.

lol i dont ditch chats on threads

not horny anymore Hey how many people still post consistently at this time of day/night whereever the hell you are.

no clue really...i just cant sleep...slept when i got home from school...

What grade you? This your week off? Tis mine.

im in 10th.you?

9 1/2
This your fall break? BITCH!!!
When I go without sleep for more than 36 hours i get mean. I've only been up for like eighteen hours. SO I'M GOOD 'N FRESH.

9 1/2
This your fall break? BITCH!!!
When I go without sleep for more than 36 hours i get mean. I've only been up for like eighteen hours. SO I'M GOOD 'N FRESH.
hehe

Answer my question PLEASE?????????

nope..i got school

Wwe get a fall and spring break.

Wwe get a fall and spring break.
we get a spring break..no fall break though

Yeah. Well y'all go places for yours we don't really go no place. I find the more comfortable I get the more relaxed my dialogue will get.

Yeah. Well y'all go places for yours we don't really go no place. I find the more comfortable I get the more relaxed my dialogue will get.
why dont you go anywhere? i dont really go anywhere cept out with friends...

Man most of my friends are in another town and the ones that live near me gotta' g visit their dads. Well at least I gots me girlfriend. I'm going out with her on Sunday.

Man most of my friends are in another town and the ones that live near me gotta' g visit their dads. Well at least I gots me girlfriend. I'm going out with her on Sunday.
cool...screw 'er yet? lol

I will declare war on ye hows that en sound? Eh.
Nah I'm just kidding some guys were giving shit about that at school so I kicked their asses.

Sleep.

The Confederacy Of Harlesburg would like an Embassey in your nation Camel Eaters.
Our Ambassador would be
John Spankberter a Career Diplomat we would like a helicopter pad and 10 guards at our embassy

Edward The Phoenix Duke De Harlesburg
Lord Of The Confederacy Of Harlesurg

Harlesburg approved but all copters landing will have to be approved by us before they land. So actually most will be able to land like 3 minutes later than they usually would.

The Confederacy Of Harlesburg
Our Ambassador John Spankberter is preparing to locate to your nation.
We would like to know if you would like an embassey in our nation one would be setup for you on Diplomacy Drive it has prestine views of the harbour and downtown a helicopter pad would be supplied as well as accomodation for 10 guards.
Edward The Phoenix Duke De Harlesburg
Lord Of The Confederacy Of Harlesurg

Sure we'll take an embassy. Can you outfit two seperate pens? One for camels the other for bears.

We wish an embassy with you. We will send Crucian Killman, current dictator to enstate someone as our embassador.

Approved my friend BTW what sort of nation are you?