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Jihad Against all Infidels!

The Al Qaeda Terrorist
08-10-2004, 21:30
From this point forward we, the righteous citizens of the Rogue Nation of the The Al Qaeda Terrorist do hereby declare open holy war against all infidels in the region :sniper: . We also declare holy war on the UN, it being a corrupt and pitiful organization. You will be like ants under our feet. You have no choice, but to surrender and become a holy Islamic state or be ready for what is to come. Nothing is sacred, not your: families, monuments, places of worship, or houses of government. We will fight and we will win! Fear us you infidels, for these may be the last few days you have to live!
The Al Qaeda Terrorist
08-10-2004, 22:24
Maybe you all aren't taking us seriously. You'll see, and by then it will be too late.
Nowhere Place
08-10-2004, 22:29
... Oh, we're taking it very seriously. We're taking it so seriously, in fact, that we're just going to ignore you.
The Japanese People
08-10-2004, 22:30
OCC - I'm deeply offended by your name and the acts you've done for I am Muslim myself! :mad:
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 22:32
You stupid sons of bitches you're amking a bad name for real Arab/Muslims everywhere you should be ashamed.
The Japanese People
08-10-2004, 22:37
Who me?!?!?!?!?
Or Al-Qaeda?
Binthor
08-10-2004, 22:39
OOC: Haven't your parents ever told you not to declare war on the world? If you want people to take you seriously, you might want to build up. You are a nation of 5 million and many nations could crush you like a bug. I suggest reading the terrorism FAQ somewhere around here, too.
Terrorism Guide (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=318786)
Vestern States
08-10-2004, 22:44
Please, Can`t i have him?
I would like really much to have the feeling of crushing him betveen my tanks.
Please :)
Ravea
08-10-2004, 22:52
http://www.res-ilience.net/pictures/hadoken.jpg + http://bretton.luuonline.com/files/bretton/idiot.jpg = http://www.edwards.af.mil/archive/2003/images/explosion.jpg

In other words:

My Hadoken+You=Very big explosion. In which you die a horrible death.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 22:55
Who me?!?!?!?!?
Or Al-Qaeda?
Al-Qaeda. I figured you would figure out it was not you who was the source of my righteous anger.
The Great Sixth Reich
08-10-2004, 22:57
You do know that "The Al Qaeda Terrorist" translates to "The The House Terrorist"? LOL, what a name!
Solyno
08-10-2004, 22:59
He's probably not even a muslim.. If he is, I'm ashamed in his place.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 23:04
From this point forward we, the righteous citizens of the Rogue Nation of the The Al Qaeda Terrorist do hereby declare open holy war against all infidels in the region :sniper: . We also declare holy war on the UN, it being a corrupt and pitiful organization. You will be like ants under our feet. You have no choice, but to surrender and become a holy Islamic state or be ready for what is to come. Nothing is sacred, not your: families, monuments, places of worship, or houses of government. We will fight and we will win! Fear us you infidels, for these may be the last few days you have to live!


Do you actually know anything about Al-Qaeda? Your representation of them is completely incorrect in many aspects. I say this having once held your view before reading a lot of the appropriate literature on the subject.
The Al Qaeda Terrorist
08-10-2004, 23:12
Alright, I admit it, I was completely wrong in doing what I did The Al Qaeda Terrorist hangs his head in shame. I don't deserve anything but death. How do I amend my actions and do better next time?
Weyr
08-10-2004, 23:14
Read this:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=318786
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 23:14
Well just think of it this way if you RP better then when you die there'll be 72 Virgins waiting for you in Jen'na AND you can take 70 of your relatives straight there when they die! :rolleyes: Bargain. :rolleyes:
Solyno
08-10-2004, 23:14
Try reading more about Al Qaeda. The more you know, the better you'll express yourself when writing stuff like this.

Just one tip: Declaring war on everyone, makes you very infamous.. :p
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 23:15
KISS OUR FEET!!!

J/K If I were you I'd leave this nation and make a new one and get off on the right foot with everyone or If you decide to keep this nation just say I was drun when I made the name.
CoreWorlds
08-10-2004, 23:17
Say hello to my Imperial Star Destroyers! (http://upload.illuminise.org/files/BriDog/5710the_price_of_defiance_1600.jpg)
Solyno
08-10-2004, 23:17
*bows for CoreWorlds* Better not mess with forces like his. :eek:
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 23:19
Although his star destroyers are great. We must ask please do not threaten people.
Ravea
08-10-2004, 23:21
Say hello to my Imperial Star Destroyers! (http://upload.illuminise.org/files/BriDog/5710the_price_of_defiance_1600.jpg)

My Hadoken could SO beat your Star Destroyers.

Anywho.......Who wants to join in a group beating of Al Qaeda?
Solyno
08-10-2004, 23:21
Poor midget nations like mine don't have much of a choice then to follow his demands. :p

But it doesn't show much courage attacking one midget nation like mine though either. :D
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 23:22
Well as it is rather a 'network of networks' it would be hard to define a so called Al Qaeda to beat.


Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation
Solyno
08-10-2004, 23:24
By the time you've gathered enough people to give him a proper beating, he'll have fled.. Infamous people get wings. :)
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 23:26
Well they go to Pakistan...
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 23:26
Damn good point at least he's not as bad as the Audobon Ballroom.
Binthor
08-10-2004, 23:27
Say hello to my Imperial Star Destroyers! (http://upload.illuminise.org/files/BriDog/5710the_price_of_defiance_1600.jpg)

Oh, yeah? My Sun Crush3r is so much l337er than your stupid Star Destroyers ever dreamed of being!
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 23:27
Well they go to Pakistan...
Dude don't joke I own Pakistan. OH you meant RL. I gotcha'
CoreWorlds
08-10-2004, 23:28
Oh, yeah? My Sun Crush3r is so much l337er than your stupid Star Destroyers ever dreamed of being!
-_-'
Sun Crushers are soo expensive, it's not even l33t.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 23:29
Original password.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 23:31
The nation has been deleted.
The Great Sixth Reich
08-10-2004, 23:32
As for me, hasta manana.....

Your're really bad with forgein languages. First you call your nation "The The House Terrorist" and now you say "See you tommorow" when your leaving forever?!
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 23:33
NO! I mean you were very original in your choosing of a password. :rolleyes:
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 23:33
Your're really bad with forgein languages. First you call your nation "The The House Terrorist" and now you say "See you tommorow" when your leaving forever?!


Actually you're wrong about the meaning of Al Qaeda. It means a foundation or a base actually.
The Al Qaeda Terrorist
08-10-2004, 23:33
Lol, sarcasm noted Drum Gods. yes, I'm not very good with languages.
Solyno
08-10-2004, 23:33
I wonder if anyone will actually log in on his nation.
Anyway, see ya soon Mr. "Al Qaeda Terrorist" under a new name! :D
Solyno
08-10-2004, 23:34
Wow my post was a little late. :)
Scotia_land
08-10-2004, 23:35
i would very much wish like to stuff a grenaade up al-quaeda`s rectum and watch him blow to smithereens. you my friend are a complete and total tosser that doesnt deserve to walk this earth. if you want a holy jihad bring yourself to me and ill kick your friggin jihad ass
Solyno
08-10-2004, 23:37
Scotia_Land comes straight to the point.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 23:37
i would very much wish like to stuff a grenaade up al-quaeda`s rectum and watch him blow to smithereens. you my friend are a complete and total tosser that doesnt deserve to walk this earth. if you want a holy jihad bring yourself to me and ill kick your friggin jihad ass


Jihad does not normally represent change via war. That is just the common implementation of the theory by radical Islamists following the Afghan Soviet War.
The Al Qaeda Terrorist
08-10-2004, 23:38
The Al Qaeda Terrorist is under new management.

Camel Eaters I'll turn this pile of shit around.
Solyno
08-10-2004, 23:40
Maybe it's Camel Eaters himself in disguise. :eek:
The Al Qaeda Terrorist
08-10-2004, 23:41
Lol no I just took over and changed the password.
Solyno
08-10-2004, 23:45
Have fun killing his nation and its oppressed people. :)
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 23:46
Naw I'm thinking of making it prosper a wee bit. You know an attack on DA here and there.
Scotia_land
08-10-2004, 23:48
Jihad does not normally represent change via war. That is just the common implementation of the theory by radical Islamists following the Afghan Soviet War.

say what the bloody hell you like, ive never heard jihad used when proclaiming peace. its usually c4 attached to the chest of a brainwashed lunatic who for some strange reason thinks that blowing innocent people up will give him virgins a plenty. there seems to be 2 allah's in this world and apparantly one of them says its good to kill people, especially a different race in the name of whatever stupid excuse someone can come up with. as far as im concerned, Jihad = crazy brainwashed murderers
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 23:59
Then you're fuckin idiot because that is a damn ignorant point of view.
Scotia_land
09-10-2004, 00:05
Then you're fuckin idiot because that is a damn ignorant point of view.

fair comment but you must also be ignorant if you dont agree with some of it, or blind maybe or possibly just plain stupid
Drum Gods
09-10-2004, 00:08
Considering I'm the one out of the two of us who seems to actually read about the subject he's talking about I doubt I'm stupid. Frankly, I disagree with what you have said because of insulting it is to the vast majority of muslims.

Note: I myself am not a Muslim and disagree with you on the basis of what I have read and not because I actually give a shit. Secondly, terrorism is terrorism and it is simply wrong and horrific but your comments cover so many aspects of society that they are just incorrect and unjustifiable.
Scotia_land
09-10-2004, 00:11
Considering I'm the one out of the two of us who seems to actually read about the subject he's talking about I doubt I'm stupid. Frankly, I disagree with what you have said because of insulting it is to the vast majority of muslims.

Note: I myself am not a Muslim and disagree with you on the basis of what I have read and not because I actually give a shit. Secondly, terrorism is terrorism and it is simply wrong and horrific but your comments cover so many aspects of society that they are just incorrect and unjustifiable.

i stand corrected, you are a well read idiot. i say what i see and what i see is what i said in my post.
Drum Gods
09-10-2004, 00:14
So when someone disagrees with you instead of stepping up to the plate and dealing with it you just swear at them till they go away? Am I right?
Scotia_land
09-10-2004, 00:23
So when someone disagrees with you instead of stepping up to the plate and dealing with it you just swear at them till they go away? Am I right?

1. you are the only one of us that swore
2. my opinion is my opinion and unless dully corrected i will never back down, you have gave me your opinion and i would never try and tell you to change your mind because i said so.
3. step up to what "plate", that means you are suggesting i am totally wrong
4. lastly, with events of recent years its no wonder loads of people are taking similar views to mine
5. im totally fucked and need to go to bed, tis been fun exchanging blows in the name of controversy
The Parthians
09-10-2004, 00:24
The children of Cyrus shall never fall to Islam, Parthia will forever be Zoroastrian and a single attack by you will trigger the red button... Have a nice day.

-Shah Khosru of Parthia
Scotia_land
09-10-2004, 00:27
The children of Cyrus shall never fall to Islam, Parthia will forever be Zoroastrian and a single attack by you will trigger the red button... Have a nice day.

-Shah Khosru of Parthia

please please, can i start on him/her now?
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 00:30
The Parthians are a bunch of headers and can ram a hairy growler.
Drum Gods
09-10-2004, 00:31
1. you are the only one of us that swore
2. my opinion is my opinion and unless dully corrected i will never back down, you have gave me your opinion and i would never try and tell you to change your mind because i said so.
3. step up to what "plate", that means you are suggesting i am totally wrong
4. lastly, with events of recent years its no wonder loads of people are taking similar views to mine
5. im totally fucked and need to go to bed, tis been fun exchanging blows in the name of controversy


Your view is flawed and when you are ready I'll be more than happy to explain why.
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 00:37
Wee Kirk
The Parthians
09-10-2004, 00:40
please please, can i start on him/her now?


What do you mean?

The Parthians are a bunch of headers and can ram a hairy growler.

And what do you mean?
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 00:58
"Screw those bastards" says the corrupt general.."Its been a whole day since ive pressed the shiny red buton! Launch a Peacekeeper 3." the red button was pressed,alarms went off everyone at the silo knew what was going to happen.the large 'woosh' from the silo and out it went..heading right for the evil terrorist b-stards.war has been declared

ooc-this is what happens when you declare all out war...and if this is a joke..i only read all out war..so you know...and your name angers me!
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 01:00
Dude shiny red buttons do not need to be pushed. The old guy who ran the country gave it up I run it now. Small bombs only.
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 01:12
ONLY SMALL BOMBS?! aww...i wanted to nuke his capital! no fair *turns around and crys* fine be that way...
Red Liberation Front
09-10-2004, 01:21
OOC: As another terrorist nation, I'd like to say that this guy sucks.
Ravea
09-10-2004, 01:30
OOC: As another terrorist nation, I'd like to say that this guy sucks.

Qouth the Single Post nation.

I wanna use another Hadoken on someone.
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 01:35
Qouth the Single Post nation.

I wanna use another Hadoken on someone.
AND I WANNA PRESS THE SHINY RED BUTTON! general boom shakalaka finger is gettin curious...*pressed red button*"oops...its head for that terrorist dude...oh well...things happen...right??" he says "Sir,its heading for there capital..thats mass genocide...AWESOME!"*high five*
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 01:39
AND I WANNA PRESS THE SHINY RED BUTTON! general boom shakalaka finger is gettin curious...*pressed red button*"oops...its head for that terrorist dude...oh well...things happen...right??" he says "Sir,its heading for there capital..thats mass genocide...AWESOME!"*high five*
May you all die!
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 01:42
May you all die!
"General...you fired 2 duds...erm...the president did that so youd stop...i have to shoot you now...orders" "NO! i shall shoot myself" he pulls a gun and blows his brains out "Clean up in room4..."
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 01:44
Lol God I love this guy.
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 01:47
"President sir..OH GOD IS THAT MY MOTHER?!" "no...its your mothers sister..close your eyes boy! stop staring! now what do you want?" "The general killed himself..." "Well...the shiny button got to him...nuclear missle addiction launching is easy to get addicted to...shall he rest in peace.."
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 01:49
The President is screwing the courier's aunt. That's wonderful
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 01:53
The President is screwing the courier's aunt. That's wonderful
the president's room is called 'the love shack' what do you expect?!
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 01:56
All though that is morally irresponsible it's fucking awesome.
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 01:57
hes the king of funk! and yes...it is awesome...
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 02:00
You're a wonderful person.
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 02:01
if thats directed to me...i know..ive been told...and you are to...were 2 wondeful awesome people...
Generic empire
09-10-2004, 02:03
CE, where did you get this guy? He kicks ass!
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 02:04
I DECLARE AN ALL OUT PARTY FOR YOUR LEADER AND ALLIES!...pleasure will be provided by..."PLEASURE BE US! when you want pleasure you come to us!"
Generic empire
09-10-2004, 02:05
Dude, CE, Fruity Loops is totally coming to Uberstock.
Fragile Fabian
09-10-2004, 02:06
From this point forward we, the righteous citizens of the Rogue Nation of the The Al Qaeda Terrorist do hereby declare open holy war against all infidels in the region :sniper: . We also declare holy war on the UN, it being a corrupt and pitiful organization. You will be like ants under our feet. You have no choice, but to surrender and become a holy Islamic state or be ready for what is to come. Nothing is sacred, not your: families, monuments, places of worship, or houses of government. We will fight and we will win! Fear us you infidels, for these may be the last few days you have to live!


Ever seen that big mushroom cloud in the sky? One day you are going to see quite a few of them ... all aiming for you and your friends!
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 02:07
Ever seen that big mushroom cloud in the sky? One day you are going to see quite a few of them ... all aiming for you and your friends!
WOOHOO! nothin like a nice nuclear blast BBQ if you ask me...
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 02:34
Yo Fruity Loops you gotta' come to Uberstock this week. Big ass party where we all let lose.
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 02:39
Lol.
Fruity Loops
09-10-2004, 02:58
uberstock sounds awesome...can the king of funk come?
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 03:01
Of course.
I tried loading AIM but it wouldn't load.
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 03:04
Bump.
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 03:06
hoagie
Camel Eaters
09-10-2004, 03:09
y