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The way to the catastrophe

Guffingford
08-10-2004, 19:14
Listen to these words young lad, it is our Emperor, the glorious Tilmun who speaks. HEIL GUFFINGFORD! ONE NATION, ONE RACE!

The Emperor looked to the sky, up to heaven the throne of God and his seat of power and in this moment, of divine serenity, he began to speak in front of the audienc of Guffingfordians around the world.

God spoke to me my children. Our Holy Quest is done when we have gained Lebensraum for all Guffingfordians. God smiles upon us and our glorious cause. It is our mission to spread Glory and Salvation in His name. He has given us this assignment, He talked to us and He will know when we are going the right way. Not down the path of sin and Satan, but the path of an eternal congregation with God in Heaven.

The crowd cheered; an extraordinary ecstasy. Men, women and children alike yelled the national mottos of Guffingford: Let our foes be struck by lighting and judgement! One nation, one race! For God and Country! Honour and Glory! The Emperor raised his hands into the air and the turmoil died. In the intense silence he began to speak again.

In our brief time on earth God has given to us, he has given ten commandments to us and all other faithful Christians we know that we must obey to His will. Lightning struck in Spain and Portugal before, but alas, we have failed. God forgave us. Betrayal and hatred spread by vile enemies of Guffingford struck our ranks and our conquest ended in cowardice. Instead of dying gloriously on the battlefield, they have chosen to abandon their faith. God has forgave us thus He forgave them.

We cannot fail more than once, that is unacceptable. Charlemagne has done it before us. France has done it. Germany has done it three times. Guffingford will be the next. God has ceased communicating with me, for the time being. I must rest now. My Children, GO FORTH AND SPREAD GOD'S MAGNIFICENCE! HEIL VICTORY! HEIL GUFFINGFORD! GOD WILLS IT! GOD WILLS IT!

The massive crowd numbering nearly three million around the stage all started to yell the famous "God wills it" used by the Popes during the crusades.


My dear Emperor, allow me to start this letter with a small story.

The Babylonians thought they could defy God by building a tower to reach Heaven! Adam and Eve have not listened to God and they were banned from the Garden of Eden! We will not be anything like them! We have the power to succeed and the will to survive! The Godless shall fall, and the righteous hold the sword to cast their fiery judgement upon them.

I have returned from Drum Gods with outstanding news and they are willing to open up (diplomatic) relations with us. Same holds for Momanguise. It is truly a pity they are left-leaning socialists but they own the oldest Christian nation on our world, we must repect them.

Your orders, as You have commanded me, are executed. Command me and I will obey. I am a tool of your wisdom; I will follow you at your bidding. I am proud to be a part of Guffingford.

ONE NATION, ONE RACE! PRAISE GOD!

~Lord Barbarry, Master of the Justice Counsil, Proconcul of the Sacred Blood to Emperor Tilmun.
Momanguise
08-10-2004, 20:32
ooc: What exactly does this mean?
Moleland
13-10-2004, 14:32
Tag
Guffingford
23-10-2004, 16:48
IC post coming later...
Guffingford
24-10-2004, 16:36
To remain successful in thine devine mission of conquest and spreading God's glory, one must cleanse himself of all impurities. Let thine nation sparkle under Heavn' while the sinners perish in the fiery pits of hell. Thou hast a mission to fulfill, go my Son and thy enemies will bleed.

~Sermon of Father Rae, The Codex of Predictions

The old man was reading through the old scripture while making a note now and then. He closed the book and picked another one from the shelf, sat down on his chair and sank away into his study. A librarian walked to the man and whispered something in his ear. The old man suddenly looked up, packed his bag and left the library...

*****

Imperial Palace, Oslo, Norway

Gentlemen, behold our new plan. The youth of this nation is the future, and to be frank, we cannot allow rebellion to roam the streets if they might gain an opinion that doesn't stroke with ours. Therefor I propose a complete censorship of all forms of media that reaches our youth. I have contacted our most gifted artists to come up with a radical change and here it is...

A television screen came down from the ceiling and the lights in the room were turned off. Then the small presentation started.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/manhattanproject120/duck.jpg

The people in the room watched amazed, and applauded when it was finished.

Thank you, thank you. Allow me to introduce you: Adolph Duck. This is a simplistic cartoon of the life and prestations of Adolf Hitler. The ideology of glorious National-Socialism is used in every aspect of the cartoon and if you buy your video today you get Mein Kampf for free.

OOC: I will finish this post later