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Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

The Island of Rose is always on the lookout for new educational programs. Believe it or not, Rosians are actually intelligent, amazing isn't it? Rose History International will take a step beyond that. With your help, we can make this channel a success. Rose History International's mission is to obtain programming from around the world. We want history in your view. Was World War II a tragedy or was it a victory? Is communism the new evil or the grand savior? We want your programming, we want your point of view. Those who donate programming will be able to get this channel free, no cost. We will handle everything else. The rest can request it, hell this channel is free no matter what. So, want to help? Get us some T.V. shows damn it!
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov

OOC: ou, ou pick me! me isay me!
IC: We'd like to donate a program called Illior: past and present, it's actually a 25 episode series of about an hour length per episode with commercials(45minutes w/o)discussing Illiorian history, from the beginning,to the first Gforce war, from the age of nobility to the first invasion of the AP, contact Illiorina History 'R Us to obtain the series.
OOC: you truly don't have to contact them, it's being sent now, oh wait it just finished

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Your show will be shown next week. Enjoy it. And remember, your shows will not be censored, show them in their full glory.
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Your show will be shown next week. Enjoy it. And remember, your shows will not be censored, show them in their full glory.
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov
"hell, free speech is a thing to be prised, there's no such thing as a FCC in Illior,"

We will donate the program The Soviet Expanse Wars: Terumoto's Legacy. This features the two Soviet Expanse Wars, and the victory of the Japanese Antarctica, led by Emperor Shiganori Terumoto, against the evil CAD forces. It is a two part documentary, the first is about the first of the two Soviet Expanse Wars, and the second is about the second Soviet Expanse War. Both run at about 30 minutes w/commercials.

The Government of Nutropinia is Sending a Two Hour Program (With Commercials) about its glorious leader Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver. It talks about his childhood, adulthood, his rise to power, his dictatorship and just how he got the nickname 'The Mad'.

Lethislavania would like to send you all four seasons of "The Blunt and the Bountiful". X Rated for many reasons.

To: Rose History International Network
From: HENN

Hello this is Greece's #1 leading news channel. We have a sub channel called Greek History Channel. It focus on the history of Greece in the past and present times and show shows on other nation's histories too. We are willing to work with you to make the best history channel.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Heh. 30 minutes? Our documentaries are an hour long. We're going to put them into one show if you don't mind. Thank you for donating these shows. And remember, it's free no matter what! Whee! Greece News Network, you can donate as much as you want, it will not be censored. Lethislavinia, you are a pervert. And dictator man, eh.
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov

Lethislavania notes that these shows are very... um... important to our history and culture. Yeah. Culture.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

And how is this video related to history?
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov

The Daughter of the Chancellor is the main bimb- I mean, actor.

And... who can resist, SEXY INTERNS!


Also, if you really want, we can send you tapes of Rise of Fascism in Lethislavania - A Evil on the Horizion.


Secret IC: TIOR, we can send you some sexy interns if you wish.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

We refuse your tape and your whorish women. We do accept your video about fascism. Good day.
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov

... The second movie has been over 10 years in the making, and is a serious film.

... The second movie has been over 10 years in the making, and is a serious film.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

I know. It's about fascism. Now gimme.
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov

Lethislavania would like to apologize about previous statements we have or might have made. We are now shipping the movie to TIOR as we speak.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Thank you, it will be aired next week.
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov

((OOC: Anybody else want to donate?))

What about our documentary that we offered?

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

It got accepted.
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov

Ahh ok

The Ministry of Science and Education, in partnership with the Hamptonshire Broadcast Corporation (HBC), shall make the follow documentaries available:

-Five part documentary on the Soigicas Terror Attacks (total running time 5 hours)
-Twelve part documentary on the Battle History of the Royal Army. (total running time 32 hours).
-Ten part documentary on the Battle History of the Royal Navy and Royal Marines. (total running time 21 hours).
-Seventy-seven part documentary on The Grand Dukes of Hamptonshire. (total running time 212 hours).
-"Capitalism, Lassiez-Faire, and Personal Accountability- The Story of Hamptonian Government", 31 part documentary. (total running time 62 hours).

Official Imperial Response

We will donate the program, The Soviet Expanse Wars:How Japanese Antarctica Was Pwned Without Realising It. It talks of our momentous victory against the evil coalition, ect. Its a two-hour long special that explains how our equiptment and training was inherently superior, and we won more battles than he did. There, now you have two different points of view on the same thing. In addition to this, we will allow you to air the new show, Armored Warfare, it features tanks from around the world blowing up convicts driving T72s. Hour long show, without commercials. That one should become popular. In addition to this, we'll also donate the program Doom Legion:From Rome to Generia. It speaks of our most elite forces, how they are trained, how they came to be, the conflicts they have fought in, ect. We hope you enjoy these programs.(how can't you enjoy watching the turrets of T72s go soaring through the air in rapid succesion?)

Official Imperial Response

We will donate the program, The Soviet Expanse Wars:How Japanese Antarctica Was Pwned Without Realising It. It talks of our momentous victory against the evil coalition, ect. Its a two-hour long special that explains how our equiptment and training was inherently superior, and we won more battles than he did. There, now you have two different points of view on the same thing.


OOC: It would kinda hurt your program, if they saw that your equipment was superior, yet you still lost the war overall. Pwned? You mean the fact that your entire region's naval forces were destroyed qualifies as you pwning me? The fact that your men were held under siege for months (and the only reason they were able to leave was that your country begged for a ceasefire, not because they fought they're way out) -that qualifies as pwnage? LOL.

The Avadrian National Broadcasting Corporation would like to donate the series The Rose and it's Thorns which documents the entire War of Thorns (1976 - 1977) conflict through two, four hour, movies (divided up into 1 hour segments) and a one hour documentary explaining the cause of the revolt and why it was quelled.

The first movie is from the perspective of a young farmer from northern Avadria who is swept up in the revolt from the beginning and the trials and tribulations of the Northern Revolutionary Army as they advance towards the heart of the Empire.

The second movie is from the perspective of an Avadrian soldier in Panzer Lance N-3719 (Armeegruppe North, Panzergruppe 37, Panzer Lance 19) and his experience fighting the rebels and defending the capital.

The follow up documentary is about the causes of the revolt, why it was quelled, the execution of the Imperial Family, and the rise of Emperor August Baiziel Leopold Alexander II, who was off fighting for the Empire and escaped execution by the rebels.

((OOC: For the movies, basically think Band of Brothers, only this conflict is in 1976))

OOC: It would kinda hurt your program, if they saw that your equipment was superior, yet you still lost the war overall. Pwned? You mean the fact that your entire region's naval forces were destroyed qualifies as you pwning me? The fact that your men were held under siege for months (and the only reason they were able to leave was that your country begged for a ceasefire, not because they fought they're way out) -that qualifies as pwnage? LOL.
OOC:No, actualy that fact you couldn't break into the city, let alone win a ground battle against my troops(I know, Artica and Crimsdale got their asses kicked several times, though, but my guys won every land engagment). Dont forget, I only had a few ships in that main fleet, this program is to make me look good, not the CAD overall.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

All your videos have been accepted, even your's Hamptonshire's. Yes. We will show the documentaries in 6 days when it airs. Doomingland, your video has been accepted also, except Armored Warfare. Why? Because how are T-72s blowing up related to history? I want to hear this.
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov

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Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

All your videos have been accepted, even your's Hamptonshire's. Yes. We will show the documentaries in 6 days when it airs. Doomingland, your video has been accepted also, except Armored Warfare. Why? Because how are T-72s blowing up related to history? I want to hear this.
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov
Official Imperial Response-

Historical armored battles will be reenacted, using all sorts of tanks. The T72s are for the premier episode.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

You should've said that in the first place. Your show has been accepted.
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov