NationStates Jolt Archive


How to torture a Kurd.....

Drum Gods
07-10-2004, 23:26
After police recent scuffles with the Kurdish ethnic minority in the southern city of Goldovan. Their leading thug Hamed Ayat was captured and as means of physical torture to him and psychological torture was shown on TV being placed in a cage with a wild,rabid,hairy and very hungry Turk. The turk wielded a sawn off frying pan and kebab slicer and commenced in his treating, beating and eating of the Kurdish Leader.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation
Doomingsland
07-10-2004, 23:30
Official Imperial Response-

Very interesting way of dealing with your criminals.
Camel Eaters
07-10-2004, 23:32
Lol. That's a funny Turk.
The Sovereignty of Pie
07-10-2004, 23:33
The government of the Sovereignty of Pie condems this total and complete lack of respect towards human rights.
Drum Gods
07-10-2004, 23:34
The Kurds want something called independence (don't ask me I've got no idea what is it either). The most effective way of dealing with a Kurd is via the use of a Turk. It is also very cost-effective. Our chief Kurd-Slayer is so successful that he owns his own chain of Kebab shops called:

Ali Baba's and the Forty Falafals
Camel Eaters
07-10-2004, 23:35
So that's why you haven't posted in my torture thread.
Drum Gods
07-10-2004, 23:37
The government of the Sovereignty of Pie condems this total and complete lack of respect towards human rights.


An ingenius method though no?

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation
Camel Eaters
07-10-2004, 23:40
Mmm. Kurd oh God Kurd so hungry. Attacks random Kurd. Three minutes later

"Kurd who wants Kurd. I got ribs and dark meat. Don't want Kurd try Turk or Italian."
Drum Gods
07-10-2004, 23:43
There is peace now in the city of Goldovan.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation
The Japanese People
07-10-2004, 23:44
Hamed Ayat - Muslim name
Turk - Muslims

Indirectly, you're being a racist against Muslims, and I am a mustlim myself and I am GREATLY offended by what you have just posted/
Camel Eaters
07-10-2004, 23:44
What might be the bureaucrat's name?
Camel Eaters
07-10-2004, 23:45
Dude Drum Gods is muslim too. I'm half muslim.
Drum Gods
07-10-2004, 23:46
Hamed Ayat - Muslim name
Turk - Muslims

Indirectly, you're being a racist against Muslims, and I am a mustlim myself and I am GREATLY offended by what you have just posted/


We honestly don't care.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation

OOC: I'm Iraqi we take the piss out of everything that moves. I'm not muslim though most of my friends are. We've got a harsh sense of humour.
Ramissle
07-10-2004, 23:47
Hamed Ayat - Muslim name
Turk - Muslims

Indirectly, you're being a racist against Muslims, and I am a mustlim myself and I am GREATLY offended by what you have just posted/
I would agree, but this is Nationstates, so I don't care!
Nowhereinpaticular
07-10-2004, 23:48
How do you be half muslim? Muslim is a religion. Arab is a race/skin colour/politically incorrect thingie.

Anyhow, good show!
Camel Eaters
07-10-2004, 23:50
How do you be half muslim? Muslim is a religion. Arab is a race/skin colour/politically incorrect thingie.

Anyhow, good show!
Islam is the religion. Muslim AND Arab are both terms of race.
retard
Drum Gods
07-10-2004, 23:52
Hahahahaha.
Camel Eaters
07-10-2004, 23:54
I generally use lol but that works too.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:01
Variety is good.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:04
Good point.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:04
Islam is the religion. Muslim AND Arab are both terms of race. I'm afraid I have to correct you, Camel Eater. Muslim is the moniker placed upon worshippers of theMuslim religion, not a race of people.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:07
Thank you for clarifying my point.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:08
Hmm. Go with these guys or go with what I know to be true. Hmm...
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:09
That is a western definition as in the middle east the Islamic religion is both a representation of a race as much as it does religion and philosophy. Islam is the most politically and culturally based 'religion' and in facts encompasses far more.

That isn't waffle but comes from extensive reading of learned authors works.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:10
Posted By Camel Eaters
Hmm. Go with these guys or go with what I know to be true. Hmm...
Apparently, someone needs to go back to school, and it's not me.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:14
Shrugs doesn't give a damn what you think.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:14
Drum God Just said:

That is a western definition as in the middle east the Islamic religion is both a representation of a race as much as it does religion and philosophy. Islam is the most politically and culturally based 'religion' and in facts encompasses far more.

That isn't waffle but comes from extensive reading of learned authors works.
Ok, I did not know that. I was under the impression that Muslim merely described someone who was of the Muslim faith. Could you name some of these authors so that we may study ourselves?
Japanese States
08-10-2004, 00:15
dont you just love it when things go off topic, interesting way to kill someone i must admit we prefer to use the Staving Maven to eat the person.

And i was told (and this was by someone who is a muslim and from the middle east) that Muslim was a person who belived in Islam (not a race) and islam was a Religion and political, and was ment to be peaceful (kinda makes the Terrorests look bad but meh im english we're so use to Terrorism that it dont bother us, can ya say IRA).
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:17
No biggie I thought everyone knew the difference.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:18
I actually met someone from the Irish Rep. Army once, back in '89. He and his brother were selling Christmas trees in Queens, NY. Even taught me a phrase they used, though I have no idea how to spell it. It went (phonetically) like "chekie ar lah", or something to that effect.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:18
Jonathan Bloom and Sheila Blair; Islam: A Thousand Years of Faith and Power

John L. Esposito: The Islamic Threat

Mark Hubband: Warriors of the Prophet

Jason Burke: Al Qaeda

Christina Lamb: Waiting For Allahs

These are the most recent books I've read on the subject. Furthermore, being an arab leaving amongst arabs that are mostly muslims leads me to agree with Camel Eater and the studies of these authors who have all been to the middle east and experienced the culture.
The Parthians
08-10-2004, 00:20
Parthia, the nation home to the children of Cyrus, finds these attacks to be rather excessive, especially cannibalism.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:22
I'll look up those books at the first opportunity. I am heavily into studying the world's religions, and figuring out why we all continue to play "My God's bigger than yours."
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:23
The Nation of Palzir finds such actions toward any human being abhorrent, and will not tolerate such continuing action.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:24
Jason Burke's Al Qaeda was the best in my opinion.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:25
You won't tolerate us? *Shrieks of laughter*

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:31
No, you bloodthirsty, narrow-minded tyrant, I won't! And it is my solemn vow that such practices will be abolished, if it takes the last drop of crimson from my body to seal such evils away forever!

(OOC Damn, pretty impressive for my first time as a Political Leader, ya think?)
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:34
OOC:You want to do your research on who you are threatening.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:35
This is certainly most interesting.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 00:36
How do you be half muslim? Muslim is a religion. Arab is a race/skin colour/politically incorrect thingie.




yah,Islam is a religion,not a race,fool.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe a Kurd would read this?
Relegovia
08-10-2004, 00:38
Did it ever occur to you that maybe a Kurd would read this?

/ooc Well, I'd be offended, but this IS nationstates. Not as if DrumGods is going out saying to kill all kurds or anything.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 00:38
and besides man,that be pretty disguting.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:39
OOC I'm still learning my way around this, a friend of mine introduced me to this game. Where do I learn the rules?
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:40
Yeah I know it'd be great if a kurd did. Kurds in the eyes of iraqis are like irish people in the eyes of english people. Trust me I know. I take the piss out of my kurdish friends loads.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:42
Yeah I know it'd be great if a kurd did. Kurds in the eyes of iraqis are like irish people in the eyes of english people. Trust me I know. I take the piss out of my kurdish friends loads.
I'm almost afraid to ask what That means.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:43
Dude the Irish rule!!! Arabs rule!!!
I know I'm half of each. Oh yeah my parents are weird.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 00:44
Yeah I know it'd be great if a kurd did. Kurds in the eyes of iraqis are like irish people in the eyes of english people. Trust me I know. I take the piss out of my kurdish friends loads.


don't get me wrong,I'd hate to see the north separate from Iraq,but don't you think that that attitude might be part of the reason they want to do it?
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:45
Dude the Irish rule!!! Arabs rule!!!
I know I'm half of each. Oh yeah my parents are weird.Damn, and I thought I was all messed up. Oh, wait, I AM messed up.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 00:46
Dude the Irish rule!!! Arabs rule!!!
I know I'm half of each. Oh yeah my parents are weird.


I've met arab Irishmen.Do you mean one of your parents was white?Cuz I've know arab Irishmen that have had children with other arabs,born and raised in Irland.Irish I not a race.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:47
Not as messed up as my friend Keaton. That boy is weird he won't even drink my blood... anymore.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:48
I've met arab Irishmen.Do you mean one of your parents was white?Cuz I've know arab Irishmen that have had children with other arabs,born and raised in Irland.Irish I not a race.
Are you trying to say Irish is not a race? Now I've got to break the news to my family.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:48
I lived in Ireland for 6 years.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:48
I've met arab Irishmen.Do you mean one of your parents was white?Cuz I've know arab Irishmen that have had children with other arabs,born and raised in Irland.Irish I not a race.
Ye really wanna' start with me boy? We've dropped the fucking subject.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:49
I lived in Ireland for 6 years.
You just moved up in my book. You were pretty cool now you're cooler.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:50
Dublin to be precise.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:51
I'm a regular Heinz 57 when it comes to races. Irish is just one of the bloodlines flowing through my veins.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 00:51
Ye really wanna' start with me boy? We've dropped the fucking subject.


no we didn't,Babylone man.I will debate the subject until I'm right.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:51
Hmm. That's interesting.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:52
no we didn't,Babylone man.I will debate the subject until I'm right.

You are actually if you think islam is purely a religion and I say from a scholarly perspective not just via life experience and opinion.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:53
no we didn't,Babylone man.I will debate the subject until I'm right.
So you "debate" something until everyone else gives up because you just won't stop typing.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 00:53
Are you trying to say Irish is not a race? Now I've got to break the news to my family.


I wouldn't.It'd be safer not too.

ehehehe.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 00:54
So you "debate" something until everyone else gives up because you just won't stop typing.


precisly.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:54
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]no we didn't,Babylone man.I will debate the subject until I'm right.[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green]Then you'll be debating forever. Hate to break it to you, m'friend, but Irish is indeed a race.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 00:55
Well, damn, didn't THAT screw up.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 00:55
That's a good way to go about making friends.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 00:56
You are actually if you think islam is purely a religion and I say from a scholarly perspective not just via life experience and opinion.


that's what I was saying.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 00:59
Actually wrong I mean.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 01:00
Look a Kurdish bunny. Look a Turkish bunny. Look bunny cannibalism.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 01:02
Thats the way science is. Turks and kurds. Never going to work.
Palzir
08-10-2004, 01:03
that's what I was saying. I thought what you said was that Irish wasn't a race.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 01:07
Aye they're a race.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 01:08
I thought what you said was that Irish wasn't a race.


I said that too.

Listen,there are white Irishmen.

There are black Irishmen.

There are Arab Irishmen.

There are Asian Irishmen.

Irish is a nationality.A very strange one,but all the same.
Demented Hamsters
08-10-2004, 01:11
After police recent scuffles with the Kurdish ethnic minority in the southern city of Goldovan. Their leading thug Hamed Ayat was captured and as means of physical torture to him and psychological torture was shown on TV being placed in a cage with a wild,rabid,hairy and very hungry Turk. The turk wielded a sawn off frying pan and kebab slicer and commenced in his treating, beating and eating of the Kurdish Leader.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation
In my country, we deal with Kurds by drowning them in a big vat of whey:

Death by Miss Moffet we call it.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 01:11
By your definition there is no such thing as race its all nationality. You can have chinese americans. Black koreans and arab africans.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 01:12
Aye we're all strange. In our own little way.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 01:14
By your definition there is no such thing as race its all nationality. You can have chinese americans. Black koreans and arab africans.


no,race and nationality our two vey different things.Thats what I'm saying.
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 01:15
You are going to have be far more S.E.X.I in your debating style.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 01:17
You are going to have be far more S.E.X.I in your debating style.


whats that?
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 01:18
Statement, explanation, illustration. Guide to any good debating style.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 01:20
lol my friend lol.
Alexias
08-10-2004, 01:23
Statement, explanation, illustration. Guide to any good debating style.

regardless,you have still made no counter argument,accept talking about how I must debate better.Why don't you try debating it some more.I be back in a minute.
Novaya Siberia
08-10-2004, 01:26
<<Heck, I'll be weird and actually post an IC reply>>

The Prime Minister's Office:

A Turk, you say? Funny, I don't seem to recall our immigrant Turkish population committing acts of cannibalism of any sort. In any case, we are aware of the difficulties caused by violent rebellions, we live next to such a troubled state. However, I mildly suggest that perhaps you find another means of dealing with your Kurdish minority. Perhaps making an arrangement with a moderate group in an attempt to alienate the radicals?

Sincerely (and somewhat puzzled in honesty),
Prime Minister Johann Ritter
Drum Gods
08-10-2004, 01:28
The turks enjoy causing pain to the KURDS.


ooc: Can't believe this thread has got so long. I'm off for now its late. So stop!
Vaticanaan
08-10-2004, 01:35
The Government of Vaticanaan believes that if he was only Christian, God would make sure things of this nature didn't happen to him.
Camel Eaters
08-10-2004, 02:22
The Government of Vaticanaan believes that if he was only Christian, God would make sure things of this nature didn't happen to him.
The goverment of Vaticanaan are idiots.
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