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:fluffle:<-(you) :sniper: PETTORIA
:fluffle:<-(you) :sniper: PETTORIA
:fluffle:<-(you) :sniper: PETTORIA


Butterston here back after a long trip, long like a year, we at Pettoria are ally to none and support noone, thats right we are gonna have a war, but not just with surrounding regions with every region and nation in the universe, so I the supreme dictator of Butterston dare you, nay, challenge you to come up with a way to get me to end this war or bow down and admit your defeat.

I know you can't stop me or my nation it is supreme you are not we are the brick wall :headbang: just try and get past us.

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TNNN (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=359039) Hoverdrone Report

TNNN is on the job.

((OOC: Yes, I am mocking you. Read the stickies, don't use smilies, and don't go to war so early.))

The ignore cannon has been loaded and fired. Also the Turetelian Cabinent laughed for several hours, no probably still laughing.

You bastard: The Emperor tripped and felll flat on his face, laughing.

IGNORED.

*takes a lick*

I detect a hint of spam.

*takes a lick*

I detect a hint of spam.
An intersting palate, my good friend. It must be hard to find that spam in all that Godmoding.

Being a regular general forum poster, I happen to have a very "cultured" taste. Cultured meaning "spam" is a regular part of my daily consumption.

*prepares for the owner of this thread to flame the hell out of me"

Ok, I'm RP-ing this.

IC:

"Fire the missiles!" shouted General Governator, as the nukes took to the sky. Five minutes later, they cascaded into Butterson, leaving the country a smoking hulk.

We have annexed Butterson.

Well, since this thread has turned into RP...*leaves thread*

Ok, I'm RP-ing this.

IC:

"Fire the missiles!" shouted General Governator, as the nukes took to the sky. Five minutes later, they cascaded into Butterson, leaving the country a smoking hulk.

We have annexed Butterson.

((OOC: Damnit! Why didn't I think of that?))

OOC: Lol. All in a day's work...

May I please have about 5 square feet of land, on which to put up a flag?
-Commander Corcyn

How about 100 sq. feet, on the ocean, so you can set up a McDonalds?

Ok, I'm RP-ing this.

IC:

"Fire the missiles!" shouted General Governator, as the nukes took to the sky. Five minutes later, they cascaded into Butterson, leaving the country a smoking hulk.

We have annexed Butterson.

((OOC: Damnit! Why didn't I think of that?))

Because it's a GODMOD? That's why I don't do that I know that much, it doesn't matter who you are RPing with; lowering my quality because I think someone's thread is a pile of crap only makes me look like a crappy RPer myself.

In this case I think it's easy to say that TBD has called damage on this guy, not to mention if it really happened it would make his nation even more questionable as he just nuked someone because of some crappy war.

It's better just to ignore these threads or at least offer constructive criticism instead of "OMFG JOO n00b!!1! UR STHO GHEY!! I R TEH ANEX JOO!11!" which only encourages flaming on both sides, reduces the thread into a pointless argument and generally makes International Incidents the cess pit it's becoming (some people would argue it's already a cess pit but I can still find good threads here...)

OOC:

I've helped before, and I'm tired of simply repeating what is written in the stickies. It's right there. If they refuse to be a willing member of the community, so be it. Open season.

Every region and nation in the universe? Be damn glad I don't have time travel (TGL = future tech), or this would be a very quick war... oh wait, its already over.

How about 100 sq. feet, on the ocean, so you can set up a McDonalds?

Even better! Thanks.
-Commander Corcyn

Even better! Thanks.
-Commander Corcyn
OOC: Small Mickey-Dees.

Yeah, maybe he should be walked through this RP, since it certainly SEEMS like his first, and as most of the nations who have heard his declaration of war have laughed openly (12 million people declaring war on the universe!), he has a base to start his RP. I at least built up a nation and lurked here a while (learned some of the ins and outs) before I actually started anything.

So if I help someone for long enough I can GODMOD an attack on them and blame it on frustration?

I know where you are coming from, but if you are going to incist on RPing with someone who doesn't listen then at least don't stoop to their level. I know you can do better and quite frankly being a better RPer then him you should set an example, not join them.

OOC:

*sense*

first off i know it seems as though im new, but i was deeply connected to nationstates about a year ago, i got behind on it and my nation was deleted, i didnt feel like making another. but now im back, i realize how easy it is to just shoot down a post like this, its easier to say its over or to ignore it than do something, last time i got in a war, my whole region sent non stop "hate-telegrams" to the founder and delegate of the region we were at war with. I suppose you could do this to me but that wouldn't be very original. be creative, i don't care. I'm a eccentric leader. If you show me skill of intelligence i will praise you. If you impress me i will bow down to your nation and region. just try to get me off my stilts and down with the common people, by that i mean you.

Butterston here back after a long trip, long like a year. We at Pettoria are ally to none and support no one. That's right, we are going to have a war, but not just with surrounding regions- with every region and nation in the universe! I, the supreme dictator of Butterston, dare you - nay, challenge you - to come up with a way to get me to end this war... or bow down, and admit your defeat.
Transmission from Ghout to Butterston:
You dare declare war upon the great Empire of Ghout? The Glorious Army could crush you without difficulty. Take back your threats! I am not amused, and I doubt many will be eager to come to your aid in a war that you yourself began. Apologize for this insult, or face destruction! Those are your choices; I have spoken.
-Charjiil, Emperor of Ghout

Secret transmission from Commander Corcyn to the supreme dictator of Butterston:
To put it bluntly, I'd rather not have to fight you. We haven't had to fight a war in years, and no amount of training can make up for actual battlefield experience. However, the Emperor is rather touchy about insults. He has decided that he is offended, and if he orders us to attack, we will certainly obey. You have virtually no chance of defeating us. An apology costs nothing except a bit of pride. Is that too high a price to preserve peace?
-Corcyn, Supreme Commander of the Ghouti Military

OOC: Was your first nation deleted for inactivity? If so, you can get it reactivated.
No offense intended with the edited post; Ghoutis are kind of crazy about grammar.