NationStates Jolt Archive

These are translations from Roger Fabus's statement to King MacDonald today.

"My mother, rest in peace, was called to heaven years ago, when I was too young to remember her. If you ever insult her memor again, I will personally kill you.

I can't settle my arguments with words, so I kill everyone. I'm a typical southerner.

After what you did with the fascist women, allowing them to be raped, you are lucky I just kicked your ass and didn't kill you.


I like to blame people for others actions inside their countries. I don't respect national soviergnty.

As for being drunk, no I was not, I was quite sober. Although I could have kicked your ass dead drunk, you fought like a girl, worse than a girl. My sister hit he me harder than you."

Because I am a freak of nature and genetically modified, I am 6 inches taller and 70 lbs heavier than Sam. I also attacked Sam when his back was facing me. I also have a drinking problem that I like to deny, because like most freaks of the south, my IQ is lower than the length of my trailer.



"I will not lower myself to your level and resort to insults. I will simply state that your nation is socially, morally, and culturally inferior to Mississippi.

Because I killed all the Jews, and Blacks, my christian teacher taught me that a nation of poor white farmers is better than a nation of intellectuals.

I imagine you are also militarily inferior, we can manage to go to war and take a million deaths and we won't flinch... You could probably not manage to take a few thousand without the damned so-called 'public opinion' turning against you. Well here in Mississippi I am the public opinion, the only opinion that matters is mine. You are just jealous you cannot exercise over your people, the same power I exercise over mine."

I dont listen to the people of my country, they don't speak out, all they do is get their daily brainwashings from my neo-facist government. My people are at my personal disposal. If I wanted to fuck my mom, than I would dig her up from the grave and do so.

(This was all leaking in an email from the Department of Intelligence)

Ooc-
Roger's IQ is 152, he doesn't have a drinking problem, he was facing Sam when he hit him. He offered to let Sam take the first swipe, he invited him to do so. He also never said most any of that! What trash.


Some of that (the dig up the mom and f--- her, that may very well be IC, but it is so disgusting and uncalled for, it nearly borders on an OOC flamebait, it could with some people, there was no real point for that, but eh, your thread)

No IC response?

Well this is getting pretty dumb. It's clear that neither nation is capable of reasonable diplomatic language... how either nation can claim that the people making making such statements have above average intelligence is beyond me but never the less it should be interesting to watch them both make utter asses of themselves as some minor issue gets drawn out across the globe.

*sigh*

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

"Can we say complete and utter bullshit? That translation was a fallacious lie, not even worthy of being published. It was patently obvious that the intent was to discredit us and portray us as an incompetent idiot unfit to be Czar. We are anything but, we have never been more qualified to command Mississippi and steer him into greatness. We are greatly insulted and as such, we shall have nothing further to do with the pathetic nation of Kahta. Their lies and distortions have long angered us greatly."

Czar Roger Fabus

P.S. "Sam, you are no longer welcome at the Fabus Family reunion, or the December 4th Parade. The invitation now includes only Victoria and her children."

"Can we say complete and utter bullshit? That translation was a fallacious lie, not even worthy of being published. It was patently obvious that the intent was to discredit us and portray us as an incompetent idiot unfit to be Czar. We are anything but, we have never been more qualified to command Mississippi and steer him into greatness. We are greatly insulted and as such, we shall have nothing further to do with the pathetic nation of Kahta. Their lies and distortions have long angered us greatly."

Czar Roger Fabus

P.S. "Sam, you are no longer welcome at the Fabus Family reunion, or the December 4th Parade. The invitation now includes only Victoria and her children."

"You speak for yourself with your propaganda networks. Its clear your people are spoon fed lies."

King MacDonald

P.S. "Roger, I have no interest in seeing a group of drunk yodeling southerners prancing around. Also, I will not allow Victoria or her children to attend. By the way, I am going to raise our children as humans, not animals, so from now on, they will be known as MacDonalds."

"You speak for yourself with your propaganda networks. Its clear your people are spoon fed lies."

King MacDonald

P.S. "Roger, I have no interest in seeing a group of drunk yodeling southerners prancing around. Also, I will not allow Victoria or her children to attend. By the way, I am going to raise our children as humans, not animals, so from now on, they will be known as MacDonalds."


"Dear Sam,
You have no right to prohibit Victoria or her two children from her first husband from coming and going as they please. And you have no say whatsoever in how her first two children will be raised. That is for her to decide. If you attempt to harm her for raising her first two children, the ones by her first husband, as she wishes, then you will deeply regret it... Well actually no, you won't be alive to regret it... I'll crush your skull in with my own hands... We really should get a boxing match going someday, I'll go easy on you, I'll even go the first round with a set number of hits I'm allowed to make, I won't hit you more than eight times in the first round... Deal?"

Yours in Christ, Czar Roger Fabus

"Dear Sam,
You have no right to prohibit Victoria or her two children from her first husband from coming and going as they please. And you have no say whatsoever in how her first two children will be raised. That is for her to decide. If you attempt to harm her for raising her first two children, the ones by her first husband, as she wishes, then you will deeply regret it... Well actually no, you won't be alive to regret it... I'll crush your skull in with my own hands... We really should get a boxing match going someday, I'll go easy on you, I'll even go the first round with a set number of hits I'm allowed to make, I won't hit you more than eight times in the first round... Deal?"

Yours in Christ, Czar Roger Fabus

Dear Roger,

I cannot prohibit Victoria from doing anything, but I can however tell her about my opinion of you. Why would I harm her? I am the human here, my neck is not built like a bull's. As for your threats and offer to fight I say this: Clearly, like an animal, you can't work things out on your own, so you resort to fighting. You really do remind me of a cow.

There is no god retard,
King MacDonald

"can you two not sort this out with out resorting to petty childish remarks"
Fuhrur Kimiko Nagasaki

Dear Roger,

I cannot prohibit Victoria from doing anything, but I can however tell her about my opinion of you. Why would I harm her? I am the human here, my neck is not built like a bull's. As for your threats and offer to fight I say this: Clearly, like an animal, you can't work things out on your own, so you resort to fighting. You really do remind me of a cow.

There is no god retard,
King MacDonald


Dear Unbeliever,

If indeed you cannot prevent her and her children from doing as she wishes them to do... Prove it, I want to see her, along with her four children, at the upcoming Fabus reunion and they may spend a few weeks in Mississippi until the December 4th parade. Although I doubt they'll attend, you'll beat her until she refuses my invitation, am I correct? You beat my sister, don't you? Because you obviously can't fight men, I proved that much for you."

Czar Roger Fabus

Both of you, shut the fuck up! You're both acting like two year olds! What is the point of all this?

"Oh, Roger Fabus is an asshole!!!!11111"

"Am not! I'm better and smarter than you!!!!!!1111"

Guys, it's not worth it. :rolleyes:

OOC: i can see it now, one of thems going to get so pissed of there going to declare war. If its Kahta and its open there will be one hell of a gangbang onto DA inturn DA will ignore it and then DA might tell Kahta to make it invite only. Half way though the war thread someone will get ignored for something or other resulting in alot of annoyed people. But then again it could turn out really good who knows.
If DA declares war it will be invite only and most likely turn out that one or the other will be ignored by the other for some silly reason or it will be rather good and maby we will see the fall of DA but hay who knows right.

IC:
"Children carm the hell down whats this over Religon. Bloody hell so what if one does not belive in god hes married to your bloody sister if you where a true brother you would respect that and TRY to get along. Both ofyou are in the wrong no matter how you look at it and both share the blaim so stop trying to put in on the other person, if not i can see this turning badly and alot of people dieing."
Fuhrer Kimiko Nagasaki

United we stand, divided we fall. An interesting choice stands before us all.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation

"The nation of Waylend is too high on Fun Smokes to get involved."

OOC: i can see it now, one of thems going to get so pissed of there going to declare war. If its Kahta and its open there will be one hell of a gangbang onto DA inturn DA will ignore it and then DA might tell Kahta to make it invite only. Half way though the war thread someone will get ignored for something or other resulting in alot of annoyed people. But then again it could turn out really good who knows.
If DA declares war it will be invite only and most likely turn out that one or the other will be ignored by the other for some silly reason or it will be rather good and maby we will see the fall of DA but hay who knows right.

IC:
"Children carm the hell down whats this over Religon. Bloody hell so what if one does not belive in god hes married to your bloody sister if you where a true brother you would respect that and TRY to get along. Both ofyou are in the wrong no matter how you look at it and both share the blaim so stop trying to put in on the other person, if not i can see this turning badly and alot of people dieing."
Fuhrer Kimiko Nagasaki


Ooc- Nobody is stupid enough to war over a few leaders insulting each other. That just isn't a reason at all. Besides, I have no IC or OOC desire to war Kahta. I am quite busy in TBD, and it's been weeks since I updated my 1984 thread... I really have taken on too many RPs at once. (God help me here, I need help, I'm drowning in RPs, but I have nobody to blame but myself. But I am at least not too arrogant to admit it, and I'm not crazy enough to add to the problem by taking on a major war RP)

This is ridiculous. Why doesn't someone get together a bunch of like-minded nations and convert DA's nation into a pile of rubble already? I'm pretty sure there are plenty of people tired of his "White Powa~!" gimmick.

edit: Even if his entire nation is geared for war with a brainwashed civilian population, they're still only flesh and blood. If we threw enough firepower at his forces, they WOULD fall.

As for the 'civilian' population (I put this in quotes due to the warrior society thing), I'm sure that once DA's main military forces are broken, we can just take care of them by destroying transport hubs and food supplies, and kill them via mass starvation.

This is ridiculous. Why doesn't someone get together a bunch of like-minded nations and convert CM's nation into a pile of rubble already? I'm pretty sure there are plenty of people tired of his "White Powa~!" gimmick.


Ooc- Because not liking a nation for OOC reasons is not the same as having IC reasons to go after it. I remember reading countless wars started for OOC reasons, they all had one thing in common, "I nukz you!!!!!1111" appeared at least once in each. OOC wars are without exception, ignored, well be most sensible RPers.

Ooc- Because not liking a nation for OOC reasons is not the same as having IC reasons to go after it. I remember reading countless wars started for OOC reasons, they all had one thing in common, "I nukz you!!!!!1111" appeared at least once in each. OOC wars are without exception, ignored, well be most sensible RPers.

That was IC.

That was IC.


That was your idea of an IC post? Good lord, remind me to add you to my ignore list. (wait, I can just do that now)

We definitely do not agree with their policy of enslaving arabs who make a vast percentage of our population at 38%.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation

That was your idea of an IC post? Good lord, remind me to add you to my ignore list. (wait, I can just do that now)

Well, mostly IC. IC, my nation despises yours and your leader, but OOC I havn't had time to pay proper attention to you as of late.

And hey, at least unlike a n00b I used proper spelling and grammar :p

We definitely do not agree with their policy of enslaving arabs who make a vast percentage of our population at 38%.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation


ooc- Roger Fabus is against slavery, if you read the "Most Divisive Issue in the Commonwealth, Slavery" thread I started, you'll see he is against it. He is getting ready to outlaw it, but it'll take some doing since the ME and WS whites are totally for slavery. Slavery has been outlawed in Mississippi and all Commonwealth nations, except Western Sahara and Mississippian Egypt, for quite a while now. Keep your eyes open for the announcement Roger is soon to make about banning it totally.

Make sure our nation is the first know about your policy towards slaves in the western Sahara and Egypt. All we care for are the enslaved arabs.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire

Dear Unbeliever,

If indeed you cannot prevent her and her children from doing as she wishes them to do... Prove it, I want to see her, along with her four children, at the upcoming Fabus reunion and they may spend a few weeks in Mississippi until the December 4th parade. Although I doubt they'll attend, you'll beat her until she refuses my invitation, am I correct? You beat my sister, don't you? Because you obviously can't fight men, I proved that much for you."

Czar Roger Fabus

Dear Idiot,

Two children, also known as my children, and her children, will have their location decided by me. I would never touch a woman, as I am not a drunk mississipian.

King MacDonald

Obviously, I have missed something. It was my belief that the Fabus's ran Communist Mississippi. I guess they are everywhere.

"The nation of Waylend is too high on Fun Smokes to get involved."

As I understand, your nation is representative of the typical negro.

King MacDonald

Dear Idiot,

Two children, also known as my children, and her children, will have their location decided by me. I would never touch a woman, as I am not a drunk mississipian.

King MacDonald



Dear immature sir,

I am no idiot, I realize that you are the father of two of the children, how unfortunate for them... But they are also the sons of Victoria, and she must have a say in this matter, or are you a chavunist? Oh well, I always knew you were a hypocrite, this just proves it.

Czar Roger Fabus

OOC: DA you do know it depends on the laws of Kahta what happens to the children if they are Kahta citizens, if there not and there Mississipians then your laws control them. It all depends on where they where born, given there birth Catificats and where they have pass ports.

IC:

"why dont you to go to a civil court over this entire thing, god you make me glade that my children are only 15 and 17 and un married."
Fuhrer Kimiko Nagasaki

EDIT OOC: and yes i do hope you finish the 1984(?) thread i quite enjoy that.

OOC: Yanno, this is the most bizaare thing I've read in quite awhile. You two are doing quite a number RPing in-laws who absolutely hate each other, civilly.

Sounds like one of my reunions.

Well done, good show, and I'll be in the audience selling popcorn.