NationStates Jolt Archive


ASSASSINS AVAILABLE (open rp)

Serafima
06-10-2004, 21:43
OOC: franz ferdinand are the best!!!!!!! TUNES!

DEPARTMENT OF OFFENSIVE ATTACK

I know this is a strange thing to OPENLY advertise but.....

Lately we have realised our elite intell team of capable women, we have found that their values stretch as far as assassination- through thorough psychological testing we have found that they will kill, they use several messages.

Obviously if you require their services, i would recommend sending a telegram to keep your identity and motions secret.

Yours in Love and Eternity

Honey McHarrow - Attack Reporter.
Swedish Dominions
06-10-2004, 22:02
The Swedish Dominions openly condemns this action. Mercenary trading isn't civilized. Back down this action or we'll have to Stop all Trade and relations with you.


/King Gustav IV Adolph
Serafima
06-10-2004, 22:18
when have we ever had any trade with you?
Dumpsterdam
06-10-2004, 22:22
Serafima is not affected by this, Dumpsterdam as its protector supplies it with all it needs.
Serafima
06-10-2004, 22:23
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Serafima
07-10-2004, 17:46
I guess their many services are not required, oh well.... did I tell you they use a unique method of seduction,flattery and all kinds to get their way?

oh well still no use, better give up..............
Megas
07-10-2004, 18:32
We of the Holy Empire of Megas think that this is a degrading act, and do not wish to support. Therefore, your "representative" in our nation will be sent back immediately. We have no need for your "capable" women, as you call them.
Spammernite
08-10-2004, 14:34
Secret transmission:
From:State department Of Spam-o-nology
To: classified

Hlelo my nmae is Klushuion mio luto, Haed of The Satte Dearpnemt of
Spam-o-nology.
We crurently are unedr the rlue of Supreme Spamman Jack stone. But unedr his rlue we have been unedr haet to spam mroe,
but we cant, so plz Hlep us plz kill Jack stone