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The international incedents gameshow!

Staggering drunks
06-10-2004, 20:16
This is my first post, and hopefully I will make many more episodes of the gameshow in the future.
PLEASE POST! and be nice.

Welcome to the international incedents gameshow! Where we make light of death and war!
*Gameshow music plays*
This week is a gem folks, tonight we have one of the bloodiest wars of history about to play out
*applause*
And the latest infringement of the human rights program
*applause*
Thank you, thank you, and of course we have the latest blood shed by our sexy fatal, Iva!
*Loud applause and whistles*
Now we go to the nexus of our operations, three filthy soldiers in what little is left of the Commonwealth of staggering drunks's military base, hey, buget cuts finally gave us something eh?
*laughter*
Yea, thats how bad the jokes are, it doesnt get any better so just follow the little sign ok?
*more laughter*
Well then, Sam, Sam can you hear us?
Loud and clear tommy
I understand you have a potential war on the books for us, by the way folks, if you want to join in our weekly bet, this week being the war situation, then text us at:
01573 009 007
Text 'Bloody slaughter' for them to explode into the greatest war since Hitler got bored, or
Text 'International lovefest' to wager that it turns out small animals and flower like.

Yes tommy, well we join the table at the pivoting point in the negotiation, the united states of youme's reprisentative has just uttered an insult against the kingdom of pitsville delegate's mother and the delegate has just threatened to shove the reprisentatives treaty where the sun does not shine

So its going pretty well all things considered?

Yep, the bug we placed in the cheesy nibbles is working well, nobody really eats those things do they?

They give me gas something awful thats all I know

Well gas is all thats floating round the delegation table at the moment, but soon our reporter will come into the room informing them that they have been live on the International incidents gameshow, and much sensitive information has been broadcast live on television

Exellent, we are now going to our reporter intern jackson, who is about to enter the room.

Thats right Tommy, I'm just outside the door of the room, and now I'm going into the room to tell them the news

I love this part

Afternoon gentlemen! Do you realise your conversation is being broadcast live over telivision? There was a bug in the cheesy nibbles, you are on International incedents!

The cheesy nibbles? Damn! Nobody eats those things

Is this a joke? you promised this conversation would not leave the room! you pittsvilles are all the same!

Its no joke sir, you are on International incedents the gameshow!

THATS IT, YOUR COUNTRY IS DEAD! GOODBY PITTSVILLE, HELLO NUKED CRATER! POPULATION YOU!, AS FOR YOU! :mp5:
*gunshots and the camera slumps to the floor*
...................
See folks, now thats why we use interns.
*laughter*
Well, its not the first time our show has been the cause of war, but lets now join our humanitarian reporter in the dictatership of pete.

Well Tommy, its not looking good, theyv enslaved half the population here, and not only that, thayv enslaved me. The beatings are torturous, the food is bad, and you only get a sheet of paper per toilet run, SEND HELP PLEASE, IM NOT SURE HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN-
-Thank you charles but we are going to have to cut you off there.
*applause*
Next up we have sexy Iva and her low cut top, we have implanted a bug in her hair, well, there was simply no room in the catsuit, and we join her now in her latest kinky escapade.
*camera moving towards a plane*
Ah yes, in an earlier conversation we found our sexy assassin had killed the sender of certain stolen documents (now that is an excuse for a break up I havent heard before) and found out that they had been wired to a country called dumpsterdum, hehe, rather apt really, as Ivy, you know, dumped someone lately and they uh, sound the same, and... OK WHO WROTE THIS GARBAGE? COME ON OWN UP! IV HAD ENOUGH OF.... huh? Im out on my ass?
Ok folks, why dont we take a break while I suck up to the boss to keep my job, seeya then!
*gameshow music*
Boggy B
09-10-2004, 12:56
"Dear International Incidents Gameshow,
I would please like to know how many wars your show has caused since it started,
Yours Sincerly, Little Tom Pickles"
Staggering drunks
09-10-2004, 13:36
"Dear International Incidents Gameshow,
I would please like to know how many wars your show has caused since it started,
Yours Sincerly, Little Tom Pickles"

Well little Tom, its not really about how many wars we start, its about how many we get away with.
But as our lawyers say that it is illegal to say *cough15cough* we will have to leave that question unanswered.
Staggering drunks
10-10-2004, 19:28
Bump darn it.
COME ON PEOPLE! THERE HAVE BEEN VIEWERS OF THE SHOW, BUT NO COMMENTORS!
Is the idea that bad? :headbang:
Staggering drunks
10-10-2004, 19:29
Bump it up I say!!!
Staggering drunks
11-10-2004, 18:23
Ok, since noone seems to like this thread, Ill give up on the idea. But did you really all hate it that much?
Staggering drunks
03-01-2005, 21:37
From the mists of time, an age old thread, BUMP!!!!!!!!!!
(this is real old, but I want SOMONE TO LOOK AT IT)
Staggering drunks
03-01-2005, 21:38
Bump again
Staggering drunks
03-01-2005, 21:41
Going for a whole PAGE of bumps!
Staggering drunks
03-01-2005, 21:44
almost there.......
Staggering drunks
03-01-2005, 21:48
Must!!!!
Staggering drunks
03-01-2005, 21:50
hellooooooo
Dezzan
25-06-2005, 21:06
you have to admit that this guy is working SO hard to get this thread going!
c'mon...lets have some reaction to it!

Actually...i prefer posts which aren't too long to read...cos i'm usually working when i'm at my 'puter.

'bout a third of the original post is all i can manage before guilt sweeps over me and drags me back to what i should be doing! :D

or am i just being a miserable old stick in the mud??? Answers on a post card to wherever you like ;)

*returns to reading stuff which should have been read during term*