NationStates Jolt Archive


News Report in Karuchea

Karuchea
06-10-2004, 04:48
OOC: I am doing this to provide information about my country and generally stay in character.

In Character:

"Day 3, Year 0

Cities Cleared!
As Part of Year-0 policies in our great state, all people in our capital city have been removed from it and into the surrounding land. The people who used to be in our capital will be organized into 3-distinct agricultural communes, all being self-sufficient. This is a key moment in our great nation-state.

Calendar Reset!
As part of Year-0 policies in our great state, the calendar has been reset to the Year 0. The past of our nation is full of greedy capitalists and dictators and thus, is unimportant in the long-run, thus our schools will only teach things from the Year 0 onward and the history before Socialism will be wiped away.

Mao Zedong Thought Spread Further!
In the nearby nation of Caytonka, which had just experianced a horrible civil war between the Capitalist and Fascist pigs, has now, due to our great nation and the Democratic Republics of Der Engels, Huenia, Srbija and Eskvindblair, have now been set up under Mao Zedong Thought lines. Following in the footsteps of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Mao, they will quickly rebuild and start a new nation as part of the Year-0 alliance. As part of the Fascists agreement in Caytonka, they can have a military of no more than 60,000.

Works of the Five Great Theorists Released
The works of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Mao have been released in all villages today. The great Khmer Rouge party is now distributing these books to each village where each citizen has the duty to buy them all...now.

Counter-Revolutionaries Rounded-Up
In a glorious move today, as ordered by Brother Number One and the Khmer Rouge Council of People's Soviets, 1500 protesters were rounded up and summarily executed. Also, we are rounding up the family and friends of counter-revolutionaries and will do the same. 10,000 counter-revolutionaries will be executed by the months end. Our people are proud that their government takes such great stances in taking down the people who want to harm them.

Food in Ready Supply
Due to the Year 0 policies of our glorious people, our nation now has an abundance of food. Fish are being caught like never before and our crops are now more beautiful than were before our Socialist revolution. Our people now have more food products available in the village markets than ever before.

Pride in the People's Militia Restored!
Our great People's Army today accepted the surrender of the Republic of Caytonka, the pride in our army has been restored and our militia as well as the armies of our allies are prepared to spread the glorious revolution by any means neccesary!

Lies About the Economy Refuted
Capitalists claim that our economy has imploded ever since our cities were evacuated and our currency abolished. These lies have clearly been refuted as the people of our nation live without famine and with markets providing more food than ever before and the people are now provided with a home and with everything they could ever need in life, such as education and healthcare."
- Written in the People's Daily Worker.

OOC: Note that articles may or may not have extreme bias and you can clearly tell which ones are bias. Please feel free to respond and make decisions about my country based on the articles, I will continue to do stuff like this to spread the word and knowledge about Karuchea.