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Archona Shipyards >ground broken<

Godular
06-10-2004, 03:19
>Press Release Commences<

At approximately 0730 today, the groundbreaking ceremony was held to announce the beginnings of construction for the new Archona Naval Shipyards. Consisting of 10 enormous "Adaptable" dry-dock construction yards, each capable of producing capital ships ranging in size from a typical frigate to a tri-maran carrier/destroyer like the type currently being constructed in the current Ventei Shipyards (expected completion date in 10 years), 40 dry docks for capital ships of lesser magnitude, and larger numbers of dry docks for secondary craft and merchant vessels, the Shipyards are expected to be the largest construction project undertaken by the Dominion to date.

Situated in Archona Bay, the shipyards will take advantage of natural geography to maximize docking capacity and traffic management, as well as operate as a testbed for multiple experimental technologies with naval applications.

Grand Admiral Torrence Wintergreen, Commander of the Godulan Navy, was quoted as saying "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!" and then hopping about with glee for several minutes.

The Twelfth One, Governate Warlord and High Commander of the Godulan Military, was reported in "Appeased" condition. "It is for the best. Logistical and Tactical analyses indicated that Archona Bay would be the 'most reliable' location for the shipyards. It is understood."

Cassius Longarm, Grand Poobah of the Governate, stated that the completion of the Archona Shipyards would herald a new era in Godulan naval power. "It only makes sense. Have you seen the size of the 'Wavecrasher'?" (indicating the name of the new Tri-Maran Battlecarrier currently under construction) "Its colossal! And to think that we'd have the capacity to start up construction of 10 of the damn things in rapid sequence if we had the resources and manpower!"

The completion time for the shipyards is estimated at Forty years, with a small part of the installation coming active every Eight years, beginning with the merchant and secondary ship construction docks.

>End Press Release<
Fascist Confederacy
06-10-2004, 03:32
And welcome back, this is Aryan Peoples Radio. That song was Streetfight by Skrewdriver (OOC: Hehe.. Ian Stuart..), what a patriotic Duetsch tune aye Mark?

Yes it was. Now, onto more 'pressing' *cough*humorous*cough* matters. In Godular today was the ground breaking for a new Archona Naval Shipyards. Now I know, I know, you aren't used to us being very humorous but we thought we'd bring this up. Wouldn't you want to know about it too Karl?

Haha! Yeah.

Well, one of the high ranking Naval officers was reported to be hopping around in glee and yelling 'Damn!' after the ground breaking began. Now this wouldn't be humorous if we didn't tamper with the feed a little bit, but here is what we 'heard':

Mark flipped a switch in the radio station allowing the audio clip to play.

Hot diggy dog doopy! Damn! Thats a big boat! Was heard, mind you, only the word Damn was the Commanders actual voice.

Mark and Karl were heard laughing:
Haha! Yeah, they must be compensating for something eh!?

Chuckles were heard in the background:

Awh, no hard feelings Godular, we're just messing with ya. But we truely are happy for you. Now, for another song. This is 'Oh no! Here comes a Commie!' by Skrewdriver..

The voices faded as the song began to play...
Godular
06-10-2004, 04:33
"Y'know," Cassius mused as he turned off the radio, "I was actually expecting The Twelfth One to do that. Gonna haveta send Wintergreen to our 'You're on the record, dumbass!' seminar."

"At least he's enthusiastic, sir," replied a nearby attendant.

"Yeah, but would it hurt to attend some photogeneity class? I mean, he could have at least struck a pose..."