NationStates Jolt Archive


Witch-burning services for hire

Torching Witches
05-10-2004, 15:57
Will take all shapes, sizes and creeds for a set fee (we don't discriminate). Bring to our northern border, Post 23A, or send by FedEx. Will also burn FedEx man for no extra charge. More details on request.

Colin
Supreme Spiritual Leader of The Nation
Ankhmet
05-10-2004, 16:35
This is disgusting. There is no more to say on this subject.
Bob-Bob
05-10-2004, 16:49
Revoke this immediately, or I shall burn your entire nation to the ground. This is your only warning. Such grievous breeches of human rights will not be tolerated by the Empire. We pride ourselves in upholding those basic rights each human being is entitled to. Once again you have been warned.

http://www.nmm.ac.uk/uploads/negs/x9/bhc2709.jpg

King George
Emperor of Bob-Bob
Alexias
05-10-2004, 16:55
Revoke this immediately, or I shall burn your entire nation to the ground. This is your only warning. Such grievous breeches of human rights will not be tolerated by the Empire. We pride ourselves in upholding those basic rights each human being is entitled to. Once again you have been warned.

http://www.nmm.ac.uk/uploads/negs/x9/bhc2709.jpg

King George
Emperor of Bob-Bob

ooooooooohhhhhhh,them there's fightin' words.
Alexias
05-10-2004, 16:58
Revoke this immediately, or I shall burn your entire nation to the ground. This is your only warning. Such grievous breeches of human rights will not be tolerated by the Empire. We pride ourselves in upholding those basic rights each human being is entitled to. Once again you have been warned.

http://www.nmm.ac.uk/uploads/negs/x9/bhc2709.jpg

King George
Emperor of Bob-Bob

don't be cheap.

Play fair.

You have absolutly no way of knowing if you could "burn him too the ground" so don't naturally assume.

For example.

Be-bop,or whoever,your pissing me off,so I've just launched 80000000 nukes at your country.
Emperor Alexander I,the Elightened one.

see,that's not fair and doesn't make sense.play fair.It's a game.
Torching Witches
05-10-2004, 17:06
Revoke this immediately, or I shall burn your entire nation to the ground.

You're a bit late there, mate. I've been burning my nation for years. In fact, I welcome your assistance.

Yours forever, you big cuddly teddy bear,

Colin
Bob-Bob
05-10-2004, 17:11
You dare make a mockery of the Empire. You snivelling fool. I hardly doubt your nation could afford the amount of fission weapons you suggest. If you disagree with the Empire’s actions please leave a formal complaint at the Foreign Office, It will be dealt with as soon as possible.

The enemy weapons launched at the Revised Empire, were merely shot down by the ever present SDI system hovering above much of the Empires colonies and protectorates. Luckily most of them were duds. This cowardly attack upon the Empire is an open declaration of war. However in the interests of peace and harmony the Empire will not pursue the war that Alexias deserves.

OOC: This is the game you fool. INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTS, yes that’s what its called that means anything posted in this forum can be viewed upon by any nation. If you do not intend on provoking a violent uproar from Liberal nations such as myself then don’t post here. And too your entire fair thing. This is Nationstates, it's not ment to be fair.

http://www.nmm.ac.uk/uploads/negs/x9/bhc2709.jpg

King George
Emperor of Bob-Bob
Torching Witches
05-10-2004, 17:16
OOC: Er, yes it is meant to be fair, moron. You have to be a bit more realistic than just saying, "well, your weapons didn't work so now your country will be destroyed." That would be crap, because no one would ever accept defeat. That was the point he was making - he doesn't have 80000000 nukes, he was making a point.

IC: No, don't wage war, there's a good boy. You're much better off putting your energies into destroying witches. Hours of fun.

Colin
Bob-Bob
05-10-2004, 17:20
OOC: Really, Is that why Max Barry designed the entire game to be unfair. Is that why, this entire game is completely off set due to larger populations. If the game was meant to be fair then we would all have the same population. Hence the same resources. No the game is meant to be unfair to make it challenging to the players. To make it more fun.
Torching Witches
05-10-2004, 17:24
OOC: No, different nation sizes doesn't make the game unfair, just more realistic. Think through an argument before you make one.
Alexias
05-10-2004, 17:30
You dare make a mockery of the Empire. You snivelling fool. I hardly doubt your nation could afford the amount of fission weapons you suggest. If you disagree with the Empire’s actions please leave a formal complaint at the Foreign Office, It will be dealt with as soon as possible.

The enemy weapons launched at the Revised Empire, were merely shot down by the ever present SDI system hovering above much of the Empires colonies and protectorates. Luckily most of them were duds. This cowardly attack upon the Empire is an open declaration of war. However in the interests of peace and harmony the Empire will not pursue the war that Alexias deserves.

OOC: This is the game you fool. INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTS, yes that’s what its called that means anything posted in this forum can be viewed upon by any nation. If you do not intend on provoking a violent uproar from Liberal nations such as myself then don’t post here. And too your entire fair thing. This is Nationstates, it's not ment to be fair.

http://www.nmm.ac.uk/uploads/negs/x9/bhc2709.jpg

King George
Emperor of Bob-Bob


oh,sweet Jesus you guys,I don't even pretend for that too make sense,all I was saying is that boby here shouldn't say stuff like "I gonna kill yo cracka ass" and whatnot before he even knows whether he can burn you nation to the ground or not.

I didn't really mean that,I was being sarcastic.

Sorry if I confused you.
Alexias
05-10-2004, 17:32
OOC: Er, yes it is meant to be fair, moron. You have to be a bit more realistic than just saying, "well, your weapons didn't work so now your country will be destroyed." That would be crap, because no one would ever accept defeat. That was the point he was making - he doesn't have 80000000 nukes, he was making a point.

IC: No, don't wage war, there's a good boy. You're much better off putting your energies into destroying witches. Hours of fun.

Colin
yah,thats what I mean.
Bob-Bob
05-10-2004, 21:31
oh,sweet Jesus you guys,I don't even pretend for that too make sense,all I was saying is that boby here shouldn't say stuff like "I gonna kill yo cracka ass" and whatnot before he even knows whether he can burn you nation to the ground or not.

I didn't really mean that,I was being sarcastic.

Sorry if I confused you.

OOC: Obviously you guys have yet to understand the finer points of a Threat. And honestly, I think I could easily crush a nation of eight million, my army is four times the size.