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Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation

In another amazingly great idea by the Department of Execution Ideas, a massive armored battle is to be held out in the Hell Valley Proving Grounds, she didn't mention that a hydrogen bomb was used to execute convicts several years earlier in the area, but the radiation had all subsided or was cleaned up, The convicts will be manning a total of 300 T55, T62, and T72 tanks. They will be battling the elite First Armored Division, manning their M1A5 King Abrams. The convicts consist of mainly low level miscreants, as it was seen this was far too fun a death for a murderer or rapist to recieve. There will be 900 robbers and hackers taking part total. If a nation wishes to donate a good number of a more advanced model (RL) tank for use of the convicts, they will immediatly recieve free broadcasting rights, and will be permitted to have a cameras aboard their tanks. The execution will be taking place in one week, and is on pay per view. The show has been designated 'Armored Warfare'.

OOC:This marks the first time I'm not executing communists in one of these threads, as I have run out of them. And now for the merchandise...


Armored Warfare Game- 49.99$- This new game is an RTS, and features a brand new engine. You'll crack up every time the turret of a T72 goes soaring through the air, and falls back onto its chassis! The game is made for realism, and could be considered a simulator.

Armored Warfare Ash Tray- 29.99$- Shaped like the burnt out hulk of a T72!

Armored Warfare Soundtrack- 19.99$- Features great songs, like 'Look How High the Turret Flies'.

Armored Warfare T-shirt- 19.99$- Has a picture of a King Abrams, with 'Di3 H@x0rz! written on the front!

Armored Warfare Sweatshirt- 59.99$- Has a picture of a King Abrams, with 'Di3 H@x0rz! written on the front!

Armored Warfare Model T72- 15.99$- Turret Flies off!

Armored Warfare DVD Directors' Cut Edition- 19.99$- Features documentary on East Block tanks, and commentary from the emperor himself!

We will send in to Doomingsland our M5A2 "Hammer" Tanks.

OOC:Notice it said RL tanks only?

The Exetonian Empire would like to purchase rights to broadcast this event to our citizens, OR we invite Doomingsland companies to broadcast on Imperial Exetonian Television. How much would either of these services cost?

Exetonia Erwache!

300,000$ and we'll have our people broadcast to your people.

Confirmed Doomingsland, $300,000 have been wired to your Government. We look forward to a great show!

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We are sending Bradley IFVs and M60 Patton Tanks.

Morgan, High Kiba of The Shifting Empire, came to hear of the staged battle while he was examining the bleached bones of a recently felled enemy, for omens good or bad.

No, the remains didn't bring him the news, he heard it over the battered little clockwork radio sat near the door of his tent. He was struck by an idea, and the bones played their part in telling him that it was a good one.

Morgan dispatched riders -who promptly hijacked a fishing trawler and later killed a fat, middle-aged American couple for their train tickets- telling them to take to Doomingsland a message from the Shifting Empire of the Glakatahn.

They would express the Kiba's interest in involving hordes from several of the clans in or on the periphery of the staged battle. The Glakatahn under Morgan were just starting to understand the novelty with which their Empire was often regarded in other cultures, and the Kiba was keen to exploit this. He would offer Glakatahn mounted warriors to rounding-up or cutting-down any, "runners" or those who might bail-out from damaged tanks.

The Empire had no use for broadcasting rights, as it had no broadcasters, but in exchange for the novelty of their participation the clansmen would like to be able to take plunder of scrap metal and machinegun parts and munitions from the disabled tanks and trophies in personal effects from the felled criminals.

Jackdonia, your donation is appreciated, you will be permitted broadcasting rights, and you will be allowed to have cameras in the vehicles. How many of the vehicles are you sending? Glakatahn, you will be permitted to send one hundred warriors.

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We are sending 500 Bradleys and 500 M60 Pattons.

Ok, that brings the total amount of convicts manning the vehicles up to 4400.

Jackdonia Game Company would like to buy production rights to Armored Warfare Game.

Even if we do hate you, we will send 750 Chieftan convicts.

We'll send 100 surplus M-60 tanks for the convicts to man.

Heh, I'll send another 250 Centurions. I got loads of spare tanks, and lots of convicts.

All accepted, and all have broadcasting rights. Jackdonia, prod rights will cost you 3 million.

OOC: Doomingsland, do you have MSN?

OOC:Nope, you got AIM?

3 million wired.

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Yeah. PolishPatriot231.

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