NationStates Jolt Archive

The Rogue Nation of Noid Crusher Land announced today that it was shutting its borders to all foreign dignitaries and ambassadors, unless certain previsions were made available to them. The countries leader, the despot Sean IronDagger, announced that he would no longer honor any ambassadors from any foreign nation, with the exception of the brother land of The Democratic Republic of Alpha Maleasia. IronDagger said, "In these times of turmoil, I feel it my duty to the people of my country to not allow foreign dogs to incite such riotous feelings amongst my people. Unless these dignitaries are willing to submit to the aiding of Noid Crusher Land and Alpha Maleasia in their arms developing, then we have no use for them. We must protect our borders, and by having these obvious spies in our land is a sever threat to the 'peace' that i have worked so hard to develop." It is well known that the whims of IronDagger are known to change at a moments notice, but this time he seems quite staunch in his view. He has set up military checkpoints and has already detained some of the ambassadors who were less willing to leave. Only time will tell the eventual outcome of this quite frightening situation.

(my first attempt, help me out here)

Yawn.

Emperor Rift

The Empire coudn't care less what about what you do, we hope you have a great time without diplomacy.

OOC: Interesting start, but it would probably get more comment out of people if a) you had already exchanged ambassadors with people (and therfore could list the diplomats you're expelling) and b) you put something in about maltreatment of them (beatings, confiscations, arrests of well-known nations' diplomats) as they were forced to flee.

And cutting yourself off like this was probably not the best thing to do... if you'd targeted a particular nation because of religion, race, you just don't like them, etc., there would be more space for others to seriously join.

Just my opinion; on with the RP!

IC:
"...and some poor nationcalled "Nodcrushland", or something, has cut itself off from all diplomatic contact. Dumpsterdam has already said that they don't care. We don't have an embassy for them to close, but..." The secretary's voice faded into silence.

The First Minister held up a hand, not bothering to look up from the report on budgetary forcasts in higher education that she was studying.

"Idiots. Issue the following statement..."

Press Release
"Meh."
-Ministry of External Affairs

ahh, so i see. perhaps i misplayed my hand. i think i shall try again.