Undocumented Features
03-10-2004, 23:40
Official Announcement by the Central Party Committee of Undocumented Features
Today, having considered the fact that the inhabitants of that vile, despisable capitalist nations have not even the most basic civil rights that even the most depraved capitalists recognised – no access to healthcare, education, or welfare programs, no labor laws, nothing! – the fact that they oppress, without quarter, mercy, or justice, innocent independent nations, the fact that they are the sworn enemy of all that is good and noble on earth, we have decided that we only have one choice and one choice only.
We are committing to this decision with a heavy heart. Today, we will declare war on a nation. We will not as yet commit troops to the cause of justice, freedm, and Leninism, as we probably should do immediately, due to certain internal considerations. Yet, regardless of that, we must do it – do our duty to their oppressed workers, their starving children, their cowering wage slaves.
We will not as yet commit a single soldier to this worthy task – though the time may indeed come. We will, however ban trade with this nation and stop all good exchange for them, to stop the capitalists oppressor from claiming our successes.
Today, with a heavy heart, we are forced to declare war on the Dutch Democratic Republic of Knootoss.
OOC: I needed an arch-enemy to have a plot, so I chose you. No bad feelings.
Today, having considered the fact that the inhabitants of that vile, despisable capitalist nations have not even the most basic civil rights that even the most depraved capitalists recognised – no access to healthcare, education, or welfare programs, no labor laws, nothing! – the fact that they oppress, without quarter, mercy, or justice, innocent independent nations, the fact that they are the sworn enemy of all that is good and noble on earth, we have decided that we only have one choice and one choice only.
We are committing to this decision with a heavy heart. Today, we will declare war on a nation. We will not as yet commit troops to the cause of justice, freedm, and Leninism, as we probably should do immediately, due to certain internal considerations. Yet, regardless of that, we must do it – do our duty to their oppressed workers, their starving children, their cowering wage slaves.
We will not as yet commit a single soldier to this worthy task – though the time may indeed come. We will, however ban trade with this nation and stop all good exchange for them, to stop the capitalists oppressor from claiming our successes.
Today, with a heavy heart, we are forced to declare war on the Dutch Democratic Republic of Knootoss.
OOC: I needed an arch-enemy to have a plot, so I chose you. No bad feelings.