NationStates Jolt Archive


Chasse Humaine; A Court of Fodmodmadtol

Fodmodmadtol
02-10-2004, 17:02
"Where is she.."

The trees had begun to turn color this month. The forest was rife with hues ranging from the most incandescent violets to the most glorious gold and to the most one chilling reds. The trees where constantly providing a gentle fall of leaves to float down to the already crowded earth below, spectacular warm colors dancing through the still autumn air. The undergrowth was still holding its green, for a little while longer that the trees. Thorn bushes and Ivy clawed up at the trees, latched on in an eternal grip.

A small crunch, crunch, crunch, as the Judge made his way into the clearing ahead.

Rolling hills of golden blue wheat and barely stretched out for miles until fading away in the umber foothills of the Appalachian, snow topped peaks brushing against the crystal blue skies. The Forest outlined this clearing in an abrupt halt in its advance towards the mountains, seeming to double back on its march and allow the fields to take over the charge.

A sneer, and the The Third Judge glowered over the expanse in disgust, wading into the grains and grasses.

--

"Where is he.."

She was on the verge of tears, cowering behind one of the twisted trees that plagued this god forsaken labyrinth. The prickers and vines grabbed at her as if Men fighting over a Prostitute, lithely seducing her out from her neat little niche as they attempted to scrape and scorn her. The fields where within sight, glimmering in red and brown waves as the wind scythed through the air, cutting away at the earth.

A whimper, and The Defendant began carefully picking away the claws that wanted to dig into her, wincing at every touch. She stood free now, and looked up through the fading canopy to the sky. She stared blankly for a bit, then fell to the ground with a vacant stare. The sky was no longer blue. It was dancing with green and orange sparks overhead. She wrapped her arms about her knees and shut her eyes tight, tears silently streaming down her cheek.

--

"Found you."

And The Second Judge raised a Colt to her forehead, grinning ever so widely, the rustle through the undergrowth signaling the arrival of the Tribunal.

"Guilty."

][ Defendants wanted to be tried in The Courts. Any takers? ][
Fodmodmadtol
02-10-2004, 20:51
Memo to Tribunal of Mouvau Record Department

Defendant: Theresa Bloum
PIN: 02.34.55.32.80.21

http://www.freewebs.com/nraol/wheel.jpg

Gender: Female
Height: 1.6
Weight: 65.7
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Green
Skin Tone: Caucaus

Crime: Not giving exact change at Toll Booth on the Cross Island Bride, which specifies, 'Exact Change Only.'
Trial by: Chasse Humaine
Verdict: Guilty, Served with Duck Sauce

MM: Please compile file on subject and case. Access code to Research and Review Bureau server- AT6Y77L8
The Island of Rose
02-10-2004, 20:56
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

You give socialism a bad name, we might be allies, but this way of trial is a farce. And just for exact change?! You're damn lucky we haven't invaded, hmph.
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska
Fodmodmadtol
02-10-2004, 21:04
The Island of Rose:

To use the name of Socialism in this matter is to use the name of Socialism out of context. Surely there are Capitalists out there who commit atrocities as you see it every day, and give the whole of Capitalism a bad name. But then it also goes the other way around, does it not? If one would follow through with an act of kindness, it would seem to reflect them as a whole. It is a mob mentality, yes, but the economy of state is yet irrelevent in this case.

The trial conducted is a standard precedure in the District of Mouvau, for that is how the residents of Mouvau see it fit to try convicts. If it is seen that this Trial method is brought into further questioning, and creates untold amounts of international turrmoil, then it shall be reviewed by the Federal Government and a forced resignation of the Disctrict of Mouvau will be pending.

But that is a matter of an extreme case. Untill then, the residents of the Mouvau district shall procede with the trial method of their choice.

Ministry of Law and Order
Minister Nora Niobe
Fodmodmadtol

The Mouvau District
The Island of Rose
02-10-2004, 21:09
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Well, that isn't really a crime. At least do it for murderers and rapists, for the others use paintball guns, I think it's a tad too much to kill minor offenders don't you agree?
-Minister of Internal Affairs: Galaph Yultanov
Fodmodmadtol
02-10-2004, 21:28
The Island of Rose:

It is how the People have decided to run things. There is a reason we're called a Sever. The Toll worker, and the four cars behind her decided it was an injustice, reported her to the local Court, and so she was put on trial.

Quoted from the Toll Worker-
"She wanted change for a Sixty Byte bill. On a toll which is only Five Bits."

Recorded time at the toll was One MT hour and Twenty Seven MT Minutes. Once again, it is the people who decide this. However, we will be reviewing this situation as soon as possible, and hope to come to a conclusion sometime next month.

If at any time you feel the wish to discuss the matter of the Mouvau Courts further, you are always welcome for a cup of tea. We would just like to warn you that if something like this irks you, it is suggested you keep your shade drawn if ever flying through Fodmodmadtolian airspace, and to keep a newspaper at hand to distract you.

Ministry of Law and Order
Minister Nora Niobe
Fodmodmadtol

The Mouvau District
Fodmodmadtol
03-10-2004, 04:23
Announcement from the Mouvau High Courts:

We will continue as we wish. You borking upperclass maniac pigs.

Tribunal of Mouvau
District of Mouvau
Fodmodmadtol
03-10-2004, 19:33
Omigosh look issa creative and cleverly disguised bump!
Fodmodmadtol
04-10-2004, 20:10
The Island of Rose:

As quoted by John Nike-

"You're a funny guy, Hack. Yes, it's illegal, killing people without their consent, that's very illegal."

Actions are being taken, and if they fail, Mouvau Resignation Pending.

The General Cabinet
Fodmodmadtol