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SFA NEWS:

At approximately 6:00am this morning a giant tornado swept over the Avalon County of Serafima, the population of 10 million has now been cropped to 8 million, the lack of suitable cover and weather forecasting has caused the brunt of this brutal disaster.

over 6 million people are now homeless, the government is tattered as there have been numerous terror attacks.

Our hearts go out to the Serafima population.

GOVERNMENT STATEMENT:--

This is an awful thing to happen we had no warning or anything, we are now looking for temperory land to house our 6 million homeless women.
Our sister Nation Sparklemist have also been hit with a shower of earthquakes.

Thank You

Lavendar Raeder

The exetonian Government pledges $3 billion and 100,000 civillian contractors to help aide the wonderful country of Serafima. Our hearts go out to those who lost their lives.

The goverment of Drizzts Army shall send 20 billion in aid and wishes to airdrop medical supplies for the goverment. We would also like to send some Military advisors to help against the known terror attacks in your nation.

Godspeed to your people and your nation

Thankyou, a majority of the people can move underground for now, it is quite pleasant there, until all major building work has been carried out.

this is a blessing that you stand alongside us in evil times, we must repay you somehow, name your price :)

A repayment ain't needed, we know how it feels to be like you, we were in the same situation months ago, and wish to aid countries that are in the same status

The Untied States Of Western Elizabeth offers $15 billion in aid and 3 infantry regiment comprising some 5000 men, to help defend your nation from any attacks.

The holy empire of Aedscotal is sending a barrage of atomic weaponry at Serafima. We must finish off your polluted land of heretics and deviants. Burn in Hell you evil bitches.

Exetonia, upon hearing the news, immediatly launched its airforce in retalliatory and preventative measures.

10 B-52s Strattofortresses left Newuay airport bound for Aedscotal whilst 10 F/A-117X NightHawk Stealth Fighters were scarmbled to intercept and destroy the nukes.

They hoped they would be in time...

Dont you dare kill Western Elizabetheans. We will view any attacks on this territory as an act of war on Western Elizabeth

then soon after, 10 F/B-4 Phantom III Fighter Bombers left newuay bound for the same country carrying napalm to carpet bomb the capital city. It was just a matter of time before Aedscotal would be bombed from the air. The casualties would be massive from a prolonged bararge of carpet bombing...

they werent in time the atomics hit the deviant nation and the serafimans burned in the purifying atomic fires. The holy empire declares all allies of this Foul nation enemies of Humanity and launches more atomics at every single one who dares raise arms against us

Western Elizabeth has launched a Carrier based strike against Aedscotal missile facilities

Drizzts Army shall send a warning, if the small nation of Aedscotal does not stand down on hostilties with Serafima, We will have status of war with you.

This is your only final warning..do take this warning seriously


*Torpedos from the Orbital Starbase Tango Alpha have been launched and exploded right over Aedscotal, to show that we are not kidding around*

Western Elizabeth stand ready to asist any actions against Aedscotal.

Your attacks against the Holy empire will not go unpunished. God himself smites your carrier launched aircraft, and Drizzts army with his infinite powers

The Sanctaphrax government would like to donate 25 Bn USD in aid and one cargo ship has been sent over, full of clothes and food.

OOC: Ignore Aedscotal, he's just godmodding.

*Drizzts Army fires the almighty IGNORE Cannon at Aedscotal, for his godmodding silly actions, which will be ignored and considered it never happended*

Western Elizabeth is mobilizing 6 Airbourne Infantry Divisions and all strategic bomber squadrons have gone on full alert.

Aedscotal- why are saying that?

Is there anyway that I can stop you, maybe by sending some women for you to play with? i dont mind what, my country just doesnt need any more hell.

please leave us alone

Lavendar

Your attacks against the Holy empire will not go unpunished. God himself smites your carrier launched aircraft, and Drizzts army with his infinite powers
I think that G-D himself smited your people with a lack of IQ.

IC: A great darkness falls over Aedscotal. Soon the darkness lifted and the clouds were perfectly visible. The clouds spelt out "IGNORED"

a young woman called Harmony stepped off the ship at Sparklemist and saw some serious looking men, obviously from Drizzts Army, they were very striking, attractive men. she wanted to stand and stare but was chivvied along by the dock guards.

I suppose help has been drafted in Harmony thought, trying to wink at the dock guard, it was obscured by the pelting rain, she continued along with the crowd into the huge aircraft hangar....she longed for a friend,sexual or friendship she did not mind.

Is there anyway that I can stop you, maybe by sending some women for you to play with? i dont mind what, my country just doesnt need any more hell.

Thats the reason he's "attacking" you. For your women being prostitutes.

Mate we cant ignor him. If he doent back down we should bomb him back to the stone age.

lol omg you are sad serafima wtf is with this ' im a slut' anyway. Your obviously not a female, because no female would have such a lack of self respect. Any way my nukeing you was just my way of saying cut the gross shit out

Mate we cant ignor him. If he doent back down we should bomb him back to the stone age.
course you can. He wouldn't accept any bombing on him so theres no point RPing with him.

The Government of Xenova has decided to airdrop 50 billion dollar worth of gold bricks, catch them and they're yours, we can't afford parachutes for them though.... ;)

Apex, President of Xenova

lol omg you are sad serafima wtf is with this ' im a slut' anyway. Your obviously not a female, because no female would have such a lack of self respect. Any way my nukeing you was just my way of saying cut the gross shit out
You are a september nation... there's no way in hell that you have nukes.

I think that G-D himself smited your people with a lack of IQ.

IC: A great darkness falls over Aedscotal. Soon the darkness lifted and the clouds were perfectly visible. The clouds spelt out "IGNORED"

I believe the only one that can smite anyone as GOD is Mr. Max Berry himself .

The Kingdom Of Endenia offers its condolences in the light of recent events happening in the Avalon County Of Serafima. The emergancy session of the Royal Court has elected to send over $20 Billion in disaster relief to aid in the reconstruction effort, furthermore the Royal Family has pledged to provide $1 Billion in medical and food supplies for the disaster-struck people, also both civilian and military contractors are being sent to aid in the reconstuction effort.

If you require anything else, please do not hesitate to ask.

Regards,
Cassandra Woo
Chief Ambassador

Two thunder hammer class orbital weapon arrays move into orbit above Aedscotal "Main cannons charged captain" the enigineer announced over the intercom system, the captain replied "Good, fire on their capital, inform TH 2 to follow suit, we will put an end to their governments godmoding." Out side on the street infront of Aedscotal's goverment building a message was burned into the ground, it read "IGNORED".

The Holy Empire of People Called Fred offers you our small, but quite pointy, sticks. Helpful if you have to defend your land from vicious dogs, in that you can throw them away and the dogs cant help but follow.

To Lavendar Serenade of Serafima
From Ambassador Arraon of Neo Cannen
Being Nomads, we are experets in tempoary structures of good design and quality. At this moment, a helicopter team is flying in, together with five cargo helicopters all full of the euipment to build over five hundrued Neo-Cannenite home tents. These tents are the same as those which many of our citizenry live as they move from place to place. Whilst they are, I'm sure, not exactly what your people are used to, they will protect you from any more severe weather or other events. I hope your people can overcome this.

Thank you Ambassador :fluffle: ;)

The first shipment of relief supplies are being airdropped as we speak.

"Good day,

The People's Public of Newdoria has gotten wind of your tragedy, and is volunteering to deploy one of our few engineer battalions to assist you in preventing civil unrest, and assist in rebuilding. The two hundred and fifty men of the 307th Eng. Battalion are willing to do all within their power to help. What we merely wish to know, is if our help is still needed.

Eternally yours,
Commisar Josef Gafencu"

'any help is definitely needed' said Harmony, who had seemed to of taken control of the situation.

DAMAGE REPORT: due to the kind nature of Neo Cannen all of our people now have shelter and health support, the clean up now needs to start, the South coast (most populated area) was worst hit

thank you again.

Recieving this reply, Josef's secratary simply nodded out the window at Josef, who was busy giving a speech to the troops. This was his signal to try to tie it up, and send them on their way. Catching the nod from the corner of his eye, he began to pick up the pace.

"...you men are the best and brightest of all of the Newdorian Military! You will protect our nation, our homes, with your lives, and you shall...uh, you know, how about you all just go..."

Josef simply shook his head and stepped fown from the podium, the men shrugging and filing off towards the waiting air transport, several Chinooks with cargo slung underneath, and with massive gaps in their armor patched over by scrap.

That's what you get for buying surplus, Josef thought as the crafts took off.

Personal Message to Josef from Harmony:

Thankyou for sending your military, I would be most grateful to one day meet you ;) and you could see the progress the nation is making....TRANSMISSION ENDED.

Harmony left the message and suddenly saw loads of reinforcements coming towards the nation, she suddenly felt very,very powerful.

Josef couldn't help but chuckle at the transmission. He supposed it was his charisma that constantly seemed to give people the impression he was a nice guy, an impression which had proved most...debilitating...to his early political rivals on his road to power. Shaking his head, he headed off to make a sandwich.

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Off in the skies above Serafima, the rag tag fleet of helicopters neared the southern coast, the pilot in the lead copter turned and growled at the men with him, adjusting his headset in the process.

"Can't you blokes ever quite down? I'm trying to get permi-"
"Sir?"
"Boys...you might want to see this..."

Wide eyed, the pilot motioned foward the men, who cautiously walked foward, staring out into the vass expanse of land and sea, awestruck by the damage and chaos strewn. Shaking, the pilot adjusted his radio frequencey, voice quaking as he spoke.

"Newdorian Aid fleet...requesting permission to land...at an airport, field...somewhere clear..."

If I forgot to reply to your form request, I must have missed over it, just post a link to the post number if I forgot to reply.

'Yes you may land' Harmony said, she sensed fear and shock in the mans voice she ran to the palace and made sure that their was a big soft bed for him when he arrived...

"We offer 100 billion dollars, and we will allow any homeless that meet are entry requirements (white heterosexual, non-communist, non-race mixer) to enter into Mississippi and Mississippian controlled territory to live in temporary housing until Serafima is rebuilt."

Czar Roger Fabus

The air fleet recieved this message, and slowly made their way down, landing on the soft soil of an open park, about two miles from the city. This was but the first flight of men, and machines. The five Chinooks landed, their sixty man cargo piling out, carrying a full set of gear, AK-74s at the ready.

As the Copters lifted back up, one of the landed platoons stood at the ready as the other men set up camp in what remained of a small forest.

Later that evening, Harmony decided to go and visit the men too see if everyone was alright. She wanted to find Josef. She saw a large tent that looked the type to house the general.

'Excuse me' she asked, 'is Josef around? I would like to speak with him' she asked around.

'decisive action we will send 5 women to you' it is just that they are perfectly fine and we do not want to spread any disease in your fantastic nation' Harmony said on the phone as she saw the women boarding the plane....

As Harmony approached the camp, a pair of 307th sentries moved foward, blocking her path. The one on the left of her, equiped with a simple flak jacket, and an AK-74 slung around his back, glared at her from beneath the brim of his grey helmet. He and the rest of the men were all dressed alike, looking unnervingly similar to the German Whermacht of WWII. Cocking his head to the side, he held out his hand, speaking with a hint of a Irish accent.

"Sorry lass, this is a restricted area. Unless you have some sort of identification, I'm afraid we'll have to escort you away..."

The man on her left remained silent, face hidden away by his gas mask, back burdened by his weapon, a Model P4 Flammenwerfer, a heavy duty flamethrower.

'decisive action we will send 5 women to you' it is just that they are perfectly fine and we do not want to spread any disease in your fantastic nation' Harmony said on the phone as she saw the women boarding the plane....

Ooc- 40% of males 17 or older have syphilis or have had it at least once, in Mississippi. We have some issues with contradictions. The government and government backed churches urging people to show morality in sex, and at the same time, urging men to have lots of children. Often what happens, is Republican Guardsmen will have sex with a few dozen young war widows (we have no shortage of young war widows) so they can produce more white children. This leads to a whole mess of STD trouble though. But the current rate of people infected with an STD is 2% (we have good treatment programs)

'I am Harmony Quicksilver?! the temperory queen of this nation, I need to speak to him urgently' replied desperately.

She looked at all the men and suddenly felt very confident and fuzzy inside, why was it that whenever she saw men she went like that? she knew it was the engrained tradition of sleeping with men to forge alliances and settle arguments.

Everyone knew what Serafiman women were like, slags,sluts she did not want to be thought of as that although she did like the occasional bit of rough and tumble with a big man.

The first man turned his head to the side, covering his mouth, and began quaking with laughter, eyes closed, his comrade merely shaking his head. Eyes and face expressionless behind his gas mask, he turned and headed to a large tent, a Kubelwagen light car parked in front of it, motioning along Harmony as he held open the flap to the tent, leaning in and muttering a few words.

'why are you people laughing at me' she said as she entered the tent and waited to see this Josef character.

SFA NEWS:

At approximately 6:00am this morning a giant tornado swept over the Avalon County of Serafima, the population of 10 million has now been cropped to 8 million, the lack of suitable cover and weather forecasting has caused the brunt of this brutal disaster.

over 6 million people are now homeless, the government is tattered as there have been numerous terror attacks.

Our hearts go out to the Serafima population.

GOVERNMENT STATEMENT:--

This is an awful thing to happen we had no warning or anything, we are now looking for temperory land to house our 6 million homeless women.
Our sister Nation Sparklemist have also been hit with a shower of earthquakes.

Thank You

Lavendar Raeder

OOC: Pardon my language but that was some big ass tornado.

IC: We send our condolences to you. We would send aid but our country has been ravenged by war and we are in the middle of one right now.

the Holy Republic of Sovriegns Offers food, diplomatic immunity to any tempory refugess, and 20 million in medical supplies.

The man sitting in the tent in front of her was not Josef, but one of his most trusted deputies, Major Damien Vasiliv. Nothing could be seen of his face or features, thanks to the custom of Newdorian men to fold up their massive collars, barring a few locks of raven black hair peaking out from beneath his cap. Quite intent on his work, he cast a sideways glance at her, and went back to writing for a few seconds, until who it was slowly dawned on him.

Placing down his pencil, he hurriedly stood, knocking aside his chair in the process. His mellow green eyes stared intently at the woman, as he doubled over his fragile frame, bowing to her, and speaking with his heavy Rumanian accent.

"A thousand apologies, your majesty, for the rude behavior of me and my men... we have had more than a few curious visitors, and we weren't wuite sure if you were the Queen, or not... if you are seeking Josef, my highness, he is not availible any time soon. He considers himself above such small engagements of our troops, and is busy working to finish a few of his designs..."

"Though, seeing who you are, I could patch a message through to him..."

Redrevolutiavania expresses its deepest condolences. In response to this tragedy, we are sending an envoy consisting of: medical personnel, clothing, food, and $4.5B.

In response to your apparant lack of weather prediction systems, the government of Neo Cannen offer you access to our meterological satalite network. We at present use it solely over our territiory, but we are happy to share it.

OOC: Gnomes are ugly to humans, so your women won't like them too much. Also, the mechanics spend their free time making extremely accurate catapults or really fast flying machines out of cheap materials. Be careful or they might blow themselves up by accident... By the way, the country consists of several republics and will have several forms of aid. No monetary values because money is banned in my country.

Radio transmission from Cragslef, Capital of the Commonwealth:
Although your nation is blatantly capitalist, we will send aid. The various republics will send what they can. End.
Radio transmissionion from Slords:
Sending large amount engineers and mechanics to help out with any building that is necessary. Also sending ten gnomish flying machines (OOC:those things from Warcraft 2, sort of like helicopters) for transportation.
Radio transmission from Falsifia:
Fifty techichians, a large batch of stem cells and one ton of self-growing bread seeds are in transit. The techincians will explain how to use the rest of the materials.

The Government of Melitae-Bylanti pledges 33.1 Billion Euros to the stricken lands of Serafima.

Generalissimo Peishus, 1st Leader of the Bylantian Army and Supreme Ruler of the Bylantians, alerts the Armed Forces of the Ultra-Right-Wing State to provide help to the stricken lands. Immediately after the briefing on their humanitarian mission, the Air Force airlifts the first of a series of 5 convoys towards Serafima, while the Bylantian Heavy-Battleships escort a Sea-Bound convoy towards Serafimian Harbours.

The Bylantian Expeditionary Force (BEF) sets up a base 5 miles away from the devastated capital, while the doctors and nurses in the Army set up 5 field-hospitals to help the wounded civilians.

Colonel Ellul, Regional Commander in the Serafimian Theatre of Operations of the BEF wires a telegram to the Serafimian Head-of-State: "We are at your complete disposal: Give us time and our industrial might will start to produce much needed resources for the survival of the Serafimians STOP Our Engineers are already rebuilding a Medium-sized city STOP More aid to come STOP"

Many miles away, in the Grand Presidential Palace in the Capital City Zeytun, President Peishus, with a glass of 100 year old Brandy in hand, lay thinking about the future of the Bylantian involvement in Serafima. A servant brings a telegram to the Generalissimo. The President smiles and cuts open the wax seal: The Regional Commander acknowledged the arrival of the last batch of the Relief force in Serafima - Heavily engaged in rebuilding STOP Hope we can help these people more STOP More help is desperately needed STOP .

Peishus threw the telegram in the flames of the fireplace, and called the servant to send telegrams to all of the Bylantian Aristocratic leaders. He looked out of the window, the night-lit city seemed to agree with him, he said to himself: Do not worry Colonel. What aid you have given will be just a fraction of what you will finally give...

The Tower-Bell outside the Palace heralded 11 o' clock..the end of yet another day...

'well i just wanted to see him thats all no message' Harmony replied to the tall man, she was fascinated by his looks he looked golden to her pale presence.

she desperately wanted some kind of way to attract his attention so he came closer to her, but she knew of no such way too.

"Erm... you wish to see the Commissar of the People's Republic of Newdoria, for no real reason? Ah... perhaps something could be arranged, but first, I was told to report to you on what my men would be best used for..."

Damien shifted from foot to foot uneasily, coughing slightly.

Attention all nation participating!

You are advised to read this thread(link given below) should you wish to harm the nation of Serafima in any shape or form.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=362167

((No worries, I'm far too weak to do anything aggressive.))

'well what are their qualities' Harmony said, getting the confidence together and moved towards him elegantly until she stood almost a foot away from his chiselled handsome face......

she didnt know what she was doing and she knew he would reject her, but she thought it wouldnt do any harm in trying.....

Damien remained calm, maintaining military bearing as he spoke, trying to keep eye contact. It went against every bone in his body, but it was a sacrifive for Newdoria...

"They're engineers mam. They build, the fix, the repair, the blow up stuff, and they shoot stuff. That's the gist of it mam. We currently have enough supplies and tractors to easily handle most road work, and fix up any major structures..."

'well in that case, you can cut down a select few trees to build log cabins' she said, lowering her voice to a husky whisper in his ear, she then elongated her tongue slowly and licked his ear,

she then realised what an idiot she looked a pulled away quickly...

'sorry about that sir, I just find you, well, irresistable and I am so lonely here with no women or men to talk to in the palace' she said, excusing herself

Damien nodded, grinning like a total moron, and rushed back to his desk, grabbing his satchel, and swinging it in front of his pants, rushing outside to the derisive laughter of his men.

"Oh, shut up you morons! Hop to it, we have orders to create temporary shelter! First platoon, get to clearing that field on the left! Rest of you all, you know the drill! GET TO WORK!"

she then saw how much he enjoyed it and went to do it again, she blew lightly in his ear whilst nibbling it.....she knew he would eventaully hit her because thats what men previously had done to her once they got bored.

Damien literally jumped into the air, wheeling around, wild eyed and confused. A hint of deseperation in his voice, he pleaded with her, the laughter of the troops almost drowning him out.

"Please, mam, not here, not now!"

'sorry, maybe another time' she said running out of the tent.

Damien sat down, muttering under his breath as the man finally began working, still chuckling to themselves. This was going to be a long tour of duty...

she tried to phone his video phone

beep..............beep............beep..........transmission connecting.......

Josef mumbled, wondering who was trying to reach him now. He had just finished a speech against a nation more than ten times his own, and was understandably a little shaken. Lowering his collar as he typically did for his cabinet, he reached across the desk and switched on his telemonitor.

"Yes, who is it?"

'it is Harmony here, i wanted to apologise for earlier, i was wondering do you want to come over for a drink?' Harmony said, clearly not recognising who she was talking to.
'I know it is late, but i am lonely, the palace is deserted' she added, lowering her voice.

Harmony could feel the tense,nervous anxiety in his voice and she knew a night of her passion would do him the world of good.

Josef hurriedly reached for his collar to flip it up, before realizing that this fellow head of state must not have video on her setup. Switching off his own monitor's camera, he cleared his throat before replying.

"I must respectfully turn that down Ms. Harmony... perhaps after our nations have become more stable and calm, no?"

'oh alright never mind, its just i hate being here with no-one i get scared in case of enemies lurking around and this huge bed!' she said joking at the end sensing the mans unrest, she decided to give up

these men are tougher to crack then i thought she thought

"Ja, ja... perhaps some other time. I would direct you to Damien, but I suspect he is gay..."

Sighing, Josef switched off the telemonitor, directly a small E-Mail to be sent a fellow nation...

Harmony lay in the huge king size bed all alone, feeling tired and weary; she wondered what the next day would bring to her and her people- her head was full of worry and she did know what to do at all.