NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: The Christians really never did anything okay?

Armani Aradissio walked to the balcony of his beautiful mansion. A crowd of a-bout 25,000 greeted him with cheers while secret TV crew showed about 250 million the figure of Aradissio on the balcony. He held up his hand to silence the crowd. "Fellow Kampfs! Our day of power has come! No longer will the furious debates echo in the halls of the Congressional House in Holy Paradise City. Instead it shall be the house of our new dictatorship! No longer will we have to go through dull elections and have some dumkof like President Holtz come to power. Instead I shall rule over Holy Paradise with justice and power! The Christians have brought all of this upon us, stealing from our homes, killing all of our kind. But no more! So begins the great change!" Aradissio cried. Deafening applause and cheers came from the crowd. "Troops! Find all the Christians in our fair city of Darumba and send them to our "special prisons"!


Thousands upon thousands of Kampf troops marched into the city, killing HP soldiers and arresting Christians by the thousands. Some men, women, and children marched to the prisons and were given back-breaking jobs as slaves. Others were sent to Kampf-ran industries. The 2nd Civil War had begun.

From: Coniectoris Optimum Jeremiah Anselm
To: The People of Holy Paradise
CC: Armani Aradissio
Subject: Asylum.

Your Excellency, my name is Jeremiah Anselm, and I am the Coniectoris Optimum of the Holy Empire of Tundraica, a small but devout nation in the Mid Pacific. We deplore violent coups and have pity on the Christian citizens of your nation. As a result, rather than choosing to fight, we wish to offer your Christian citizens asylum in Tundraica. As far as we can see it, this solves your problem. The Christians that you feel should not be in your nation aren't, and they will now fall under the edict of God. Coniectoris Optimum, from the Latin, translates to Interpreter Supreme, and this is how we rule our nation - translation of God's word and Voice.

Please consider our offer to shelter your Christians.

Coniectoris Optimum of Tundraica,
Jeremiah Anselm

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President Holtz read the letter from Armani Aradisso saying that the southern region of Holy Paradise has become the Kingdom of Kampf.
"What?! This is outrageous!"
5 hours later....
(President Holtz sends Aradisso a declaration of war from Congress)

President Holtz then reads the telegram from Tundraica.

"Aradisso doesn't have anything to do with me. Send all HP Christian civilians to Tundraica for asylum. I guess the country has split in two again."


Meanwhile, Aradisso was also reading the telegram.

To: Coniectoris Optimum Jeremiah Anselm
From: Self-appointed King of Kampf(Southern Holy Paradise) Armani Aradisso
RE: Asylum

We will not give those Christian pigs any happiness or mercy, besides they are providing us free labor.


King Aradisso sent the TG and then read the declaration of war. "Kampf declares war on you also, President Holtz. Prepare to die." he muttered. He then sent President Holtz a declaration of war.


The second Civil War had begun.

Bhalk sat witht the paper in his hand.

"Sir. SIr. Hello sir."

His aide waved his hand in front of him and snapped several times. Finally Bhalk came back.

"Who is left here?"

"Not much sir. People in Kordo, lots around Doomingsland, Lots around The Japanese People, leaves us with about 100,000 Dinosaurs."

"Send them."

Official Imperial Communqiue

TO: President Holtz
From: Emperor Bhalk Himself

I have seen the atrocities in your land. Rebels in your country are rebels in mine. I shall immediatly deploy 100,000 Dinosaurs. Any and all persons seeking to get away may come to and join Borman Empire or one of her Colonies. I will give any aid I can. It will be some while before men are sent unfortunately. We are near war with The Japanese People, enemies are arising to challenge and destory Doomingsland, thsi is not a good time. But we will help.

End Transmission

Bhalk sat witht the paper in his hand.

"Sir. SIr. Hello sir."

His aide waved his hand in front of him and snapped several times. Finally Bhalk came back.

"Who is left here?"

"Not much sir. People in Kordo, lots around Doomingsland, Lots around The Japanese People, leaves us with about 100,000 Dinosaurs."

"Send them."

Official Imperial Communqiue

TO: President Holtz
From: Emperor Bhalk Himself

I have seen the atrocities in your land. Rebels in your country are rebels in mine. I shall immediatly deploy 100,000 Dinosaurs. Any and all persons seeking to get away may come to and join Borman Empire or one of her Colonies. I will give any aid I can. It will be some while before men are sent unfortunately. We are near war with The Japanese People, enemies are arising to challenge and destory Doomingsland, thsi is not a good time. But we will help.

End Transmission
We will send half of our citizens to your country. Thank you for your support.

Signed,
President Holtz.

We will send half of our citizens to your country. Thank you for your support.

Signed,
President Holtz.

You are welcome. We are summing up design on a new tank. Is it possible We could use it here?

President Holtz read the letter from Armani Aradisso saying that the southern region of Holy Paradise has become the Kingdom of Kampf.
"What?! This is outrageous!"
5 hours later....
(President Holtz sends Aradisso a declaration of war from Congress)

President Holtz then reads the telegram from Tundraica.

"Aradisso doesn't have anything to do with me. Send all HP Christian civilians to Tundraica for asylum. I guess the country has split in two again."


Meanwhile, Aradisso was also reading the telegram.

To: Coniectoris Optimum Jeremiah Anselm
From: Self-appointed King of Kampf(Southern Holy Paradise) Armani Aradisso
RE: Asylum

We will not give those Christian pigs any happiness or mercy, besides they are providing us free labor.


King Aradisso sent the TG and then read the declaration of war. "Kampf declares war on you also, President Holtz. Prepare to die." he muttered. He then sent President Holtz a declaration of war.


The second Civil War had begun.

To: President Holtz
From: Coniectoris Optimum Jeremiah Anselm
Subject: Refugees.

The Holy Empire of Tundraica strongly urges President Holtz to expediently aid in the escape of all Christians from the Holy Paradise. I, and we, deplore the actions in the south of the nation and are willing to assist in the evacuation of any Christians in that region as well. We are willing to send you fifteen Black Hawk helicopters to aid in the evacuation effort.

I also ask that the insurgents that are captured be treated as humanely as possible. Do not forget the story of the Prodigal Son.

Coniectoris Optimum of Tundraica,
Jeremiah Anselm

Secret Telegram to Holy Paradise

The Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters will do whatever it can to help our great ally, Holy Paradise.

-President J.L.

To: President Holtz
From: Coniectoris Optimum Jeremiah Anselm
Subject: Refugees.

The Holy Empire of Tundraica strongly urges President Holtz to expediently aid in the escape of all Christians from the Holy Paradise. I, and we, deplore the actions in the south of the nation and are willing to assist in the evacuation of any Christians in that region as well. We are willing to send you fifteen Black Hawk helicopters to aid in the evacuation effort.

I also ask that the insurgents that are captured be treated as humanely as possible. Do not forget the story of the Prodigal Son.

Coniectoris Optimum of Tundraica,
Jeremiah Anselm

I know Aradisso. He was a serial killer/madman who became educated in politics. He will stop at nothing to get his way. He is the only exception in treating people kindly.
As for rescuing the Christian slaves in Kampf, its too dangerous right now.

Secret Telegram to Holy Paradise

The Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters will do whatever it can to help our great ally, Holy Paradise.

-President J.L.
Thank you my good friend. Any military and economic support will help.

The following message is hidden to prevent it from being seen by enemy forces

To: President John Holtz
From: President J.L.

My friend, the 500,000+ Roach-Busterian troops already stationed in your nation (since your first civil war) will be deployed to the designated areas which are in the gravest danger to locate and destroy the enemy. If you wish, we can send up to 2,000,000 more. Moreover, 10 billion dollars has been wired to your nation to help fund your defense budget. If there is anything else I can do, please ask.

Your friend,
J.L., President of the Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters

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OOC/IC: Uh Oh, not Holy Paradise? You wouldn't happen to be Holy Panooly would you? If not, nvm,

OOC/IC: Uh Oh, not Holy Paradise? You wouldn't happen to be Holy Panooly would you? If not, nvm,


I highly doubt Holy Paradise is Holy Panooly. Their RP skills are quite different.

OOC: Yeah I'm not Holy Panooly

IC: The quietness of the morning was shattered as millions of civilians ran from Holy Paradise City. Docks were filled with ships and civilians, causing major delays. Those who were able to get away cried on the ships on their way to either BE or Tundraica. Meanwhile, south of Holy Paradise City, the Kampf Army was setting up attack positions. "No, no, no! That's not how you set up a machine gun nest you dumkof!" A Kampf officer yelled at a Kampf soldier helping to set up defenses. At military bases around HP, Holy Paradisian troops began marching towards Holy Paradise City. In the Presidental Mansion, President Holtz got in his transport and left for RB city, firing a pistol at the Kampfs on the way. The bullet from the pistol drove itself into one unlucky Kampf officer, who fell down, clutching his chest, dead.

About 250,000 HP troops from the nearby Central Command Base were able to get into Holy Paradise. Troops began frantically setting up defenses and finding sniper positions. Meanwhile the Kampf forces had finished setting up defenses. "At the count of 3, men, begin firing the artillary!" the Kampf general shouted.

Birds stopped chirping,

"1!"

The wind died down,

"2!"

Leaves stopped falling,

"3!"

Kampf artillary began firing like crazy at Holy Paradise City. HP troops in the range of the fire rushed around like ants, some flying into the air due to the shockwaves of nearby explosions.

Explosions rocked Holy Paradise City as Kampf troops began swarming towards the city. The 250,000 HP troops retreated from the force of 600,000 Kampf troops. 500,000 more HP troops arrived, along with 400 M1 Abrams and other artillary. "Fire at the Kampf artillary on the mountains!" cried Gen. Benjamin before being wounded by Kampf gunfire. The HP artillary began bombarding the Kampf artillary like hellfire. The Kampf artillary retreated, but the Kampf infantry was still running toward the city. Machine gun fire poured like a waterfall from the HP troops.

Total Casualties:

HP:

13,201 troops
21 M1 Abrams

Kampf:
32,843 troops
582 Kampf artillary shell launchers

The Kampf forces began retreating back into Kampf. Cheers rose up from the HP troops, then there was silence. HP and Kampf forces alike began moving their dead to proper burial sites. Outer Holy Paradise City was in ruins. Tall towers had come tumbling down, crushing a few HP troops. Homes were ruins, only pieces of rubble showing that they once existed.

http://www.asiatravelling.net/japan/hiroshima/images/hiro_aftermath.jpg

Later that night in the Sentinal Mts.

Cold air and snow blasted against the Kampf troops back as they huddled together trying to keep warm. Some were playing games. "Okay I"ll raise you 20 gold coins and I put my newest edition of Playboy on the line, which is all together worth about 29 gold coins." a Kampf private said.

"I'll call that, Chris." another private replied.

"Call." yet another said.

Chris began dealing the cards out for the final play. He looked at his cards and smiled: all four aces.

"I'll bet.....100 gold coins. What do you say, George and Ken?" Chris said.

"Call." replied George.

"Call." answered Ken.

Chris put down his cards, "Ha! Read em' and weep!" he exclaimed. Chris took the coins and put them in his pocket. "Play ag..ahhhhhh!"

The quietness was shattered by the appearance of a squadron of Holy Paradise's F-15Es in the air. Bombs began dropping to the Kampf camps as Kampf troops rushed around.

"Oh shit!" cried Chris as he fell down. His coins fell out of his pocket and off the edge of the mountain. Suddenly, an explosion behind him thrusted him over the edge of the mountain. He screamed to his death as he plummeted to the sharp rocks below. The surviving Kampf troops began retreating back into Kampf.

The next day, HP troops reached the spot where last night's attack had taken place. The snow was crimson red, with the occasional body part littering the red snow. Some troops vomited onto the ground, adding to the color of the snow. "God, what horrors have taken place." Gen. Benjamin said, "Men, pursue those Kampf troops. Don't kill them all. Capture a few so we can find out what they are doing."

Things that go Bump in the night

OOC: Dude. Let some people respond.

IC: The boats passed the wall sealing the Adriatic sea and then were unloaded on the shores of Italy. Civilians rejoiced to Borman hospitality as they were shown jobs, stores, hotels, and more from which they would use till it was safe to return to HP.

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Took the words right outta my mouth! :p

can I get a bump in here?

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As the Kampf troops moved down the mountains, they were fired upon by HP troops from above. Rocks were splattered with crimson red blood, giving the mountain a new name, "Mt. Crimson". Demoralized and without supplies, the Kampf troops were forced to march back home.

OOC: Down with Kampf, Down with Kampf

The silence of the cold night was interrupted by the sound of helicopter propellers buffeting the air. In the dark, starless sky flew hundreds of helicopters that had been deployed to quell the rising menace in Holy Paradise and restore peace. 400 of each of the following helicopters had been sent: AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters; AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters; AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters; AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters; and Super Cobra attack helicopters. They circled the runway of the Roach-Busterian military base and landed. Several soldiers assembled, lining up according to rank, and stiffly saluted the helicopters as they landed.
General Robert E. Lee Sharp strolled over to the helicopters as the troops inside them disembarked. "Welcome to Holy Paradise," he said gruffly. "Our first operations begin tomorrow, as soon as we receive our orders from the Holy Paradisian government."

The Dinosaurs crept thrugh the forest. All was silent except fo rth eoccasional bird chirp. The moon was blocked and the men were blood thirsty. The lead soldiers crept forward with his gun at the ready. He stepped on adn snapped a twig, immediatly the whole group shot to alertness.

"Sorry."

Jus then the man flew upwards by his leg. Several nets broght up groups of soldiers and more fell into holes. Then the rebels opened up.

The whole forest was lit up by the XM8 and AK47 fire along with the occasional grenade.

In the end the rebels silently disapeared as fast as they had apeared. Unfotunatly for the hanging men they were sitting ducks. ANd as so they were first shot. Only 3 men in 2 different nets survived f the 29 who were pulled up.

The path home was nerve-racking for the Kampf forces. What would Aradisso do to them. They soon made their way into a forest. "Holy! Holy!" something yelled.

"What the fuck was that?" a soldier asked.

"That was an angel. There must be a herd nearby. Let's show President Holtz what we think of their national animal." the Kampf general yelled. The forces crept quietly towards the sound. As the herd came into sight, men silently gasped. Hundreds of angels were migrating to Holy Paradise. "Men, ready....aim....fire!" the Kampf general yelled. Thousands of bullets poured from the forest, slaughtering the angels completely. About 500 soldiers took the dead angels to the bottom of Mt. Crimson facing Holy Paradise City.

OOC: For a minute there I was like "? Hes shooting angels."

But I got it now.

OOC: For a minute there I was like "? Hes shooting angels."

But I got it now.
Yep. Oh and to everyone who doesn't understand it, he's shooting angels because angels are Holy Paradise's national animal, a major symbol of pride.

Private Scott, an HP scout, was making his way towards Mt. Crimson. The cold autumm air blowing at his back. The sun was completely blocked by gray clouds, which began drizzling lightly. Drops of water decorated the ground around Scott, who finally reached the edge of Mt. Crimson. What he saw horrified him. About 500 dead angels with bullet wounds all over them. On one was a note. Scott picked it up and opened it. It read:

A present from Gen. Bavaris of the Kampf Armed Forces to President Holtz of Holy Paradise.

I am sorry, we must regretfully withdraw our men.

Communiqué from Président Renée deVite, United Socialist States of Laisser:

The people of Laisser have watched in silence the atrocities of this Civil War, and we can no longer remain silent. The slaughter of several hundred angels is a slap in the face to the people of Laisser, who's national symbol is the dove. Although we may be a small nation in terms of force of arms, we are highly skilled in espionage and diplomacy. We offer our services to President Holtz of Holy Paradise, and can provide intelligence as he sees fit. We recognize as well the minority of French-speaking citizens in your nation who are caught up in this mess, and offer them whatever aid they may need. We condemn the rebel Bavaris in the fullest.

End communiqué.

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Communiqué from Président Renée deVite, United Socialist States of Laisser:

The people of Laisser have watched in silence the atrocities of this Civil War, and we can no longer remain silent. The slaughter of several hundred angels is a slap in the face to the people of Laisser, who's national symbol is the dove. Although we may be a small nation in terms of force of arms, we are highly skilled in espionage and diplomacy. We offer our services to President Holtz of Holy Paradise, and can provide intelligence as he sees fit. We recognize as well the minority of French-speaking citizens in your nation who are caught up in this mess, and offer them whatever aid they may need. We condemn the rebel Bavaris in the fullest.

End communiqué.

Thank you for your support. Any services you can provide will be helpful.

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Maréchal Roger and his crack team of intelligence agents found no problem slipping behind the enemy lines. The rebel's army was fervent but lacking in training; against the veteran Laisser spies, they were hopeless. They quickly infiltrated an enemy command center, gathering information on all of their troop locations, strength, and immediate plans of action.

With the mission accomplished, the team slipped back out as sleathily as they had entered. The data was wired back home to Laisser and then re-routed to Pres. Holtz, for him to do with it as he wished.

Maréchal Roger and his crack team of intelligence agents found no problem slipping behind the enemy lines. The rebel's army was fervent but lacking in training; against the veteran Laisser spies, they were hopeless. They quickly infiltrated an enemy command center, gathering information on all of their troop locations, strength, and immediate plans of action.

With the mission accomplished, the team slipped back out as sleathily as they had entered. The data was wired back home to Laisser and then re-routed to Pres. Holtz, for him to do with it as he wished.
Excellent.

It was a cold, snowy day on Mt. Crimson. Snow drifts blanketed the red ground, giving the mountain a sort of peaceful feeling. However the roar of tank engines ended all that, as about 400,000 HP troops, 4 HP artillary divisons, and 7 squadrons of F-16s overhead crossed the mountain.

OOC: We will be following in each of my replies in this thread, a journal entry by an HP soldier: Private Bill Harrison of the 3rd HP Army Division.

IC:
RL date: October 3rd, 2004.

As we march up the bitterly cold mountain I have reflected on my past and observed the present. General Benjamin has ordered a force of about 400,000 strong to invade Wheatfield City, just southwest of the southern Sentinal Mountains. The state of Wheatfield is the major supplier of food for Kampf. If we could capture it, we will shorten this war in our favor. Right now we are crossing the blood-red mountain of Mt. Crimson. The conditions are demoralizing. This crossing is more demanding then my training drills. The weight of my equipment is not helping either. However, General Benjamin has said that once we get past the mountain, we will camp and resupply. I hope we reach it soon.

Private Bill Harrison, 3rd HP Army Division.

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October 4th, 2004.

We have finished setting up camp. General Benjamin says that in about 4 hours RL time we will attack Wheatfield City. You can see the 6 million pop. city's lights quite easily from here. We plan to split our 400,000 men force in half and attack from the sides.

Private Bill Harrison, 3rd HP Army Division.

Actually just let this thread die. It's getting boring.

Alright.

As quickly as the Kampf power had risen, it dissapated. All Kampf soldiers have sword allegiance to Holtz. The rising power, is now the dead power.