NationStates Jolt Archive

REUTERS:

Approximately 5 minutes ago, The Eden Project, St Austell, Exetonia Minor was destroyed in what can only be described as a terrorist act. It is beilieved 25,000 visitors were at the site when several devices exploded. It is believed their are no survivors. Ex Duke Paul Atredies and his Royalist rebels are believed to have been the cause. A massive hunt is underway.

That was a news broadcast by CoEM NEWS

(ooc: please do not post IC until i have made my next post.)

Official statement from the goverment of Exetonia Minor:


Today, is a day that will live in infamy and go down in history in Exetonia Minor hitsory books. Our magnificent tourist attraction was destroyed by Royalist rebels led by Ex King Leto atredies son, paul. There will be no quater given to these terrorists and we ask now, for international support in finding these terrorists and bringing them to swift exetonian justice.

We have quadrupled security at all nuclear facilities in case of terrorist attck. We ask again for international support.

Thank you for your time.

That was an official statement from the Government of Exetonia Minor.

Please let Serafima help if it is ever needed, I can send a representative to gather information and help in your enquiries?

The Government of The Exetonian Empire expresses sympathy to the famalies of those who lost their lives in this brutal attack. We also express outrage, as many killed were the nationals of The Exetonian Empire, seeking a pleasent day out in their Sister nation.

We offer SS assistance in helping to track down the rebels and bandits who committed this atrocous attack on innocent people. We have posted extra border patrols down our mutual border, to prevent bandits and rebels from crossing into our nation. We are also to lend any other you may request, and hope that we can bring the rebels and bandits who committed this to Exetonian Justice indeed.

Exetonia Erwache!

Serafima, we would aprreciate it greatly if you could send intelligence agents to aide us. Thank you kindly for your offer. Exetonia, as always, any help you give us greatly welcomed. Thank you again. Now, the hunt begns. As for there trial, there shall be none. When found, all terrorists are to be shot on site, men women and children are all lumped together. It is not just men who make bombs and deploy them. I just hope to god we dont have any suicide bombers.... :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper:

Greater Brittannia will not tolerate interference to any Royalist embassies served or staffed by Greater Brittannian soil, involving GBR nationals, or on occupied/commonwealth territory.

We express our deepest sympathies to those killed in the blast and the nations of Exetonia, but a war on terror solves nothing. If the Royalists cannot be brought to heel without force we shall be forced to declare war.

Do not question our motives. Peace moves in mysterious ways.

Serafimas sister city and newly recognised nation, Sparklemist would too be happy to help if its ever needed, is a representative required to be sent :fluffle:

Serafima will send Dusty Silverbeam, she will be arriving soon :) are you aware of our laws on alliances being forged between the sheets rather than on paper.

Dusty Silverbeam enters the office, she sees the tense president/governor/leader.

'Hello sir, i am Miss Silverbeam, I have come to be your intell officer, you look tense, would you like a shoulder massage? I am an expert in the field' she said to the man looking at her in awe of her elven-fairy beauty.

Greater Brittania, these royalists are the left overs of Cornwalls royal family and Loyalists and nothing to do with outside nations. This is also an internal affair on terrorists within exetonia Minors borders. I respectfully request you retract that unwarranted threat or i shall call upon international aid and if needs be, i shall plead with the Kingdom of the Midlands for their support also. Please either help me or, stand down. Respectfully yours, exetonian Government.

Serafirma, this would also be appreciated. Thanks again.

The Exetonian Empire understands totally the need to bring all terrorists to justice. Also, we would like to stress that no citizens of Greater Brittannia will be harmed by Imperial Exetonian forces.

We will immediatly dispatch the a team of select SS officers, equiped with investigatory equipment. We will also send an einzatzgruppen to assist in the "collection and evacuation" of any terrorists we find.

Our official representative in the matter will be Standatenfuhrer Otto Eichmann (SS/SD/IS)

Exetonia Erwache!

what would be appreciated sir, the shoulder massage or Sparklemists help?' Dusty replied seductively,

come on she thought anyone who has been through a terror attack needs a good bit of rough and tumble to get rid of their anger and sorrow, she felt like grabbing him and kissing him.

In strode Ott Eichman, wearing a brand new, very clean uniform. He turned to the nearest representative of Exetonia Minor and said,

"Were can my men set up an investigation centre? We have much work to do."

He nodded politely to Dusty

To serafima: Ahhhh, teh captain said as he relaxed in the massage. yes, it was yes to both. Now, to begi rooting out these pockets of terrorists, we have little to no information on them as yet, it turns out that they didnt die when Leto, the ex king, was executed...

To Exetonia:

Right through there sir. The exetonian officer walked in, appologised for iterrupting the massage and introduced himself...

"I am Standartenfuhrer Otto Eichmann, I am responcible for the Depatment for the Evacuation of Undesirables. I have been sent here with my specialist team to help solve the question of committed this act, and to bring them to justice."

He took a brief moment to look around the room

"I would like to get some sort of 'roving' warrant from you, sir, to allow my men to move freely throughout your country, so that we can better discover who is responsible. Is there any relevant information I haven't been made aware of?"

"Otto, you may indeed. terminate all terrorists with extreme prejudice." he then took the man aside. "If you are suspicious, execute with extreme prejudice and eliminate the evidence. We cant afford to take any chances" He then dismissed Otto and turned back to Dusty

"Now, where were we"

Exetonian nations, now our embassies and outposts have been alighted to the facts of the incident, perhaps we should have revealed the truth of this matter further. A government satellite whose function is none of your business deteriorated orbit around half an hour ago, landing somewhere in your region, and was intercepted by a recovery team as per all relevant directives. However, one part was not discovered.
GPS tracking traced it to St Austell, where the locator was activated minutes before the detonation of the Eden Project. If this device still exists it is VITAL that specialist Brittannian teams recover it and return it to the home counties immediately.

We have not been authorised by our government to disclose the function of the missing device. If Royalists have obtained the device, we must interrogate them as per the Extraofficial Secrets Act 2003. As we have stated, unhelpful interference will not be tolerated. Please advise Cerebral Corax agent Richard Wellesley further. He should arrive shortly in on a main road close to an Exetonian border.

Permission to enter Exetonia Minor denied Greater Britannia. Unfortyunately for you, tht device landed on exetonia Minor soil and as such belongs now to exetonia Minor. We may allow you to retrieve it however if you pay reparitions to the sum of 3billion USD. We will not go near the device until such a time as you have made your decision.
This does not affect our internal war on terror as we still believe a royalist cell to be active in our nation.

Yours scincerly, Minister for extrernal affairs, Exetonia Minor

Otto Eichmann's facial expression changed only for a moment when he heard of the recent developments involving Greater Brittannia. He knew that things would get complicated.

"Now men, for diplomatic reasons, we cannot begin the evacuation of suspects straight away, when we find a suspect, I want you to bring him to a camp we will be setting up for detainess. Under no circumstances are you to kill anyone, do I make myself clear?"

"Yes sir" they all echoed

"Excellent, now lets get on with it"

As he was about to sit down at his desk to get on with some work, an adjutant ran up to him, "sir, telephone call from Border Security"

"Yes?" asked Eichmann, "Sir, someone was trying to get over the border into The Empire, and when we tried to check out the truck they were driving, they detonated it, we have 4 men down" "thank you" said Eichmann, before pointing to some of his men "I have a special mission for you"

From: Oopsilon Pertractes Base ####### currently located near Exetonia Minor
To: ###### ##### ## Wellesley

The Exetonians want three billion USD. I'm not sure the government can afford the loss in welfare... Permission to wire that from your personal account? I understand that's almost all of it, but national security and all that. You don't want other Cerebrals on your back. Brian, we can come to an agreement on this, I know it.


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Remind me again when we were ever on good terms with nations that arbitrarily depose kings? Things should have been allowed to run their natural course... "If I am wronged, do I not revenge?" Give em 1.5 and promise the rest on retrieval. I will do as I am commanded by any Extetonian officer and deal with "Royalists" if there is no other option. And don't call me Brian. I'm on the border now... plimf! some bastards just taken out the truck in front! Richard out

As Richard Wellesley crossed the border into Exetonia Minor, a man in an SS uniform ran up to him, "sir, there is a phone call for you"

Richard Wellesley picked up the field telephone he was handed, "hello?" "Hello, Richard Wellesley? This is Otto Eichmann, Imperial Exetonian SS, I was wondering if we could arrange a little chat?"

Powell had been alerted to the situation developing personally. he now awaited a response. That response came but not as he expected it. The telephone rang. Powell picked up the phone. On the other end was the EMNB, they informed him of the funds recieved into his account and he was overjoyed. He then put the phoned down and walked to his secretarys office, just outside his.

Secretary, take a dictation and e-mail it direct to the Government offices in Greter Britannia for the attention of their head of state.

"Greater Britannia. Confirmation of recieval of half the requested ammount. Permission to enter Exetonia Minor to retrieve sattelite granted. Other !.5 billion will be waived is assistance is given in the aprehension of the terrorsits Cell. Thank you for your co-operation. Yours scincerly, Robert Powell, President Exetonia Minor."

That is all Miss Van DerGraf. The secretary sent the e-mail off and awaited a response.

"A chat, yes, fine, a chat, let's all chat shall we? I was hoping to get into Exetonia Minor through an Imperial backroad without any fuss... I suppose though, diplomatically, I should apologise for any inconvenience I have caused to your country or men. Of course. Wherever you desire."

Greater Brittannia thanks Exetonia Minor for it's cooperation in the matter. We would like background information on the Royalist situation in your country, though, as recent cuts in the defence and intelligence budget have inexplicably wiped several systems clean.

Otto said "You have caused my country no problems at all, maybe our friends in Exetonia Minor, but..." he trailed off, "I can get you brought in as a member of one of my teams. My men will bring you to my 'office' here, and maybe we can discuss the situation calmly" Eichmann grinned, a rare event "is that acceptable?"

After speaking on the phone, two officers dragged in a terrorist suspect, "sir, this is the highest ranking Reb we can find" "he's still breathing" "yes sir, you told us not to hurt him" "I think we can wave that little formality now eh?"

(ooc:Nice 1, wanted an excuse to post the build up to the downfall of the Monarchy)

IC:
To:Greater Britannia Government
From:Robert John Powell
Subject:Brief History of The Royalists.

Until 2 years ago, the atredies house had ruled over Cornwall for 500 years. Over these 500 years, they implimented forced labour, slavery, on sight executions and a feudal system.

Approximately 5 years ago, my self and a few good men with 'outside' help took it upon ourselves to stop thinking dismally like everyone and actually do something about it. With help from our 'outside' allies, we stormed the Atredies hall of residence and arrested Duke Leto Atredies and his son paul as well as many Royalist forces. The Confederacy of Exetonia Minor was then offcially recorded as a fledgling nation. Those who didnt want to stay left, dropping our populous from 125 million to 5 million, it has now begun to recover.

Last year, during a decoy visit to Exetonia by whilst my double traveled by helicopter and I traveled by road, Leto escaped from prison with a few Royalists and established a terrorist cell in Exetonia Minor. He shot down the helicopter my double was traveling in.

Although Leto and most of the cell were later found, tried and executed by Urban Pacification teams, Paul atredies escaped with a few men. It is them, we believe who are causing the problems for my nation.

===END MESSAGE===

"Excellent. I look forward to working with you, Mr Eichmann. I place myself in the capable hands of your captain here." Wellesley hung up and handed the field telephone back to the SS man.

OOC: To clear matter up and make things clearer, Exetonia generally refers to Exetonia Minor, whereas I will refer to myself, The Exetonian Empire, as Imperial Exetonia.

A black jeep pulled up in front of small Imperial Exetonian encampment. Richard Wellesley stepped out, escorted by two SS officers, who showed into what seemed to be the command tent, "Mr. Eichmann?" "Standetenfuhrer Eichmann, yes? Ah, Richard Wellesley , excellent, I was wondering if we could have a little private chat." Eichmann clicked his fingers, and a couple of adjutants put some food and wine on a table in the corner, Eichmann and Richard Wellesley walked over and sat down.

"Now, Mr Wellesley what is exactly going on with your government and this 'satellite'? I have a fair few connections in Exetonia Minor, and my government even more. Maybe we could do some sort of deal?

Outside, a truck pulled up with terror suspects, earmarked for "evacuation to place and areas safe to The Exetonian People and State"

REUTEURS:

This just in. We have intercepted a communique from Newquay city PD. It came in as follows:

"To all PD's accross Exetonia Minor, this is an immediate request for Urban Pacification Units, repeat UPU's to be deployed to Newquay to quash a Royalist rebellion repeat, Royalist rebellion. Theres to many of the NAAAARRRGGGHHH"

That is where the transmission ended. now, we have no information regarding wether the UPU's have been deployed or on how the Rfebellion was incited. This reporter reckons the RTD (Royalist terroist Division) is responsible. Stay tune to CoEM news for official updates on the situation.

END NEWS REPORT

Urgent message from the Government of The Exetonian Empire:

"Exetonia Minor, we request permission to send in IAF fighter jets, to help with the passification of Newquay. Also, if reuired, we can send amphibious troops to try and re-take the city by force. We await your reply.

Exetonia Erwache!"

Sirens could be heard miles away from Newquay city but, the Royalists paid no heed to it. No matter how many police arrived, they could hadle them with their Ak's. The noise got louder and closer and still they paid it no due until the cars rolled up and sealed off all exits. Then, a single, cold mechanical voice with a sort of sentient belief rang out over the waves.

"DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND PREPARE TO SURRENDER. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. DEAD OR ALIVE WERE TAKING YOU IN"

Then out of the 100 or so cars stepped 100 or so UPU Robocop series 1 delux models.

"YOUR MOVE CREEPS" came the singular reply.

The terrorists opened up on the UPU's but the bullets just bounced off of the Robocops. They all drew the twin Duron rapid fire pistols and opened up on the crowd mowing down all in their path and advancing forward. In the confusion, many civilains were being torn appart but, these metallic monsters didnt sem to care. Their objective was to return the situation to peace and, it was working, even if it was found in an extreme way.

"Ah yes, the satellite, well, I shouldn't really tell you anything about it. Don't know all of it, except that there's an expat scientist supposed to have been related to it somehow in Exetonia's Newquay City. The device itself is..."

There seemed to be a fair bit of commotion going on. Soldiers outside seemed to be running around a lot.

"I'm not sure this is the best place for me to be, what's going on?"

Eichmann's face didn't change "Apparently there has been some kind of 'disturbance' in Newquay, we are perfectly safe here though. My men are just establishing an even more secure perimiter, and bringing in evacuees as well of course. Well, how about we go up in a helicopter? We can talk in more privacy there, and I can tell you this, The Exetonian Empire is very interested in this, and maybe we can sign some sort of treaty?"

The two men climbed into the waiting helicopter, and flew away, for a little chat

OOC: sorry too tired to keep up anymore. this is a bit rubbish so change whatever you want about it, but i can't post anymore

"A treaty? With the Exetonian Empire?If it wasn't for the damn probe my nation would have had no dealings with any Exetonian state. We don't even recognise Exetonia Minor. Half of you are scheming totalitarian gits and the other half are so blissfully unaware of how untenable their egalitarian position is that they don't even see the Brittannian AKs in Royalist arms, the Navy-issue trousers, the Air Force comm systems... We propped up the old Duke's dysnasty for a long time in the twighlight years. Anyway, the probe, it is one of the only thermonuclear devices in Greater Brittannian hands. A remnant of the old Star Wars program from the capitalist years, which evidently we couldn't keep up.

The point is, Paul can't be trusted with a device of that scale. I would recover it if you can. It was old, there wasn't much, and he used almost all of it at the Eden Project, we know that much.But it shows he has resolve, nerve. Who know's what he'll do next... But then, I shouldn't have told you even this."

A strange buzzing nosie filled the helicopter. Smoke started to come out pf the back of Wellesley's neck. "Our country is on the way down from the gutter. The socialists have become dictators, keeping tabs on all dissidents and those who do what's best for the country by telling those who need to know wht they need to know, so they install tjse chips in your brain that regualte spech and cohesin, locted in jst the ritew cortx for a totla nurl metldwn. Nce nowing u hr ikmn..........................." He slumped forward in his chair, dead

Meanwhile, somwhere near Launceston, Paul Atredies was planning his next move.

"Gentlemen. Our plans so far have been small compared to our next great move. We are going to steal several boats from Penzance Naval Base and engage the nuclear shipment from Facist Confederacy. It will look like the Exetonian navy did it and could, start a major war between Greater Exetonia and the Facist Confederacy. Jacobs, Peterson, Howlander, Hughes and Trumpton, you have been chosen for this cloak and dagger operation. You have your orders now, move out."

"Yes sir" came the response to Paul's call to arms. The men moved out and loaded up on the truck. They then drove off towards Penzance. The countdown had begun.....

OOC: sorry for the delay, mum was using the pc.

Dusty continues to deeply massage the tense mans shoulders, nibbling his ear and she bent down and pushed into this collarbone, she could feel his tension fizzing away, she felt like kissing him, he just had that look that made her die of lust and temptation...... :fluffle:

Robert didnt know what had come over him. He was intoxicated by this woman... He couldnt explain why but he was entoxicated, the things at hand drpped away at the heart of this massage an he dropped back into a daze.

Dusty then stopped massaging him to see what he did and asked of her next..... she undid the top button of her tight lilac top and wriggled her skirt up- Dusty was not like many Serafiman women, she did not wear long elegant dresses, she is more human although she does have the ears.... ;)