Chocolate Factory
Patheous
30-09-2004, 18:21
Today... The President (Jack Dude) declared the grand opening of The Chocolate Factory... Chocolate is sold for 3 dollers a pound
The Imperial Navy
30-09-2004, 19:33
do you have any scrumpdiddlyumpcious?
or do you have whipplescrumptious fudgemallow delight?
we love chocolate!
The Parthians
30-09-2004, 21:27
Secret IC: Parthian aircraft are planning an airstrike on the Chocolate factory to help make sure Parthian companies do not have competition.
Secret IC: Parthian aircraft are planning an airstrike on the Chocolate factory to help make sure Parthian companies do not have competition.
[OOC - Rolls eyes... Are you kidding me??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111]
Plastrotamia
30-09-2004, 21:35
omg!now i have heard it all.war over chocolate!!
The Parthians
30-09-2004, 21:36
[OOC - Rolls eyes... Are you kidding me??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111]
OOC: No, I'm bored.
IC: The Parthian aircraft carrier off the coast of Patheous turned while the JSFs were being prepared for the strike. Parthian satellites had plotted the attack path and target site before implanting the data in the F-35s' onboard computers. The planes all carried their clusterbombs on the internal bombays and they would be completley stealthy.
Soon enough, the first two aircraft pulled off the carrier and sped towards the enemy. Five other planes were being launched into the air and followed the first stiking flight.
Thirty minutes later they were over their targets and the satellite guidance system dropped the clusterbombs at the precise moment before the pilots turned their planes for home.
[OOC - I too am bored, so I am going to hijack this thread and make it a war scenario. I should just ignore you, but hey, where's the fun in that.]
Official Presidential Statement
Today, in a senseless attack upon the free world, our long-time but shaky ally of Parthia returned to their warmongering state of imperialism in a seemingly random invasion of a smaller nation. Due to this, I hereby order all Parthian troops to return home at once. You have sixty minutes.
President George
Ruler of Grenval
Pray now, for we shall rip your gods from the sky.
Generic empire
30-09-2004, 21:51
((OOC: Why is this thread suddenly awesome?))
Official Imperial Statement
Attention consumers everywhere! The Imperial government has recently authorized the cosntruction of a much larger factory that shall produce far mroe succulent chocolate than this measly institution. The company that has been chartered to operate the factory, ChocoCorp, is expected to establish a vast chain of such facilities by the end of the year. Buy now, for a mere $2.50 per pound.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
30-09-2004, 22:13
World Incorporated, (ooc: which is secretly placing addictive substances in its food products), is giving free candy bars to every school child it can. World Chocolate has seen record business recently, especially with its ChunkoChoco Bars and the Chocolate Barorama.
Jonothana
30-09-2004, 22:21
Jonothana condemns these actions, however we will not get involved.
The Parthians
01-10-2004, 04:14
Parthian forces began to head home, glad that the job had been completed.
Communist Rule
01-10-2004, 05:02
The USSCR announces that, in competition to these massive chocolate factories, that the USSCR has constructed a city of entirely chocolate in Siberia. It'll be a little cold, but at least it won't melt.
Tourists are welcome to eat to their heart's desire, but officials will be on hand to show the structually-unimportant parts to eat.
The name of the city?
Hersheygrad