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The emperor, in all his intoxication, get up on his chair and begins to sing, while spinning around and swinging his scimitar, "O' Canada..."

...Send them to the diamond mines...

OOC: Hey!

Will you take the trade? Ten slaves full of meat for that scimitar.

Will you take the trade? Ten slaves full of meat for that scimitar.
"Nope, this is the coolest weapon I ever owned. Plus its several thousand years old, and my ancestor, Emporer Maximus Helldawg I, took the weapon from the Gates of Doom..." he continued on, giving a short history of the weapon, complete with dark lords, mass executions, and hot women. After that, he got back to singing 'O' Canada'...

"Wow, Cool."

I call upon all nations who uphold the Human Rights to take notice of the actions of Cherry Ridge.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7183603&posted=1#post7183603

OOC: I checked it out. For some reason I dont want to. If it heats up I may.

I call upon all nations who uphold the Human Rights to take notice of the actions of Cherry Ridge.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7183603&posted=1#post7183603
Boohoo, he killed six natives. NEWS FLASH: No one cares.

I call upon all nations who uphold the Human Rights to take notice of the actions of Cherry Ridge.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7183603&posted=1#post7183603

Antonius drained a bottle of Whiskey, belched loudly, and spoke.

"I say we don't worry about Cherry Ridge or whatever."

He then burst into a rousing rendition of "Welcome to The Jungle," and proceeded to grope his mistress.

The emperor looked on in amusment,

"Hey Antonius, were do you get all these chicks? Go get me some."

The emperor looked on in amusment,

"Hey Antonius, were do you get all these chicks? Go get me some."

Antonius lifted up a random young woman, hoisted her over his head, and tossed her to the Emperor. As she was drunk, she laughed, not realizing exactly what was going on.

"Catch."

Antonius then went back to his previous occupation.

"Thanks, bro!" he said, turning to the girl, who began to make out with him.

((OOC: Why are my human rights conferences so awesome? That and Cheney's beating Edwards like an unwanted stepchild.))

((OOC: Why are my human rights conferences so awesome? That and Cheney's beating Edwards like an unwanted stepchild.))
OOC:Oooo, did Edwards start yelling and flipping out yet?!

Saleju found this completely distasteful. Murder, cannibalism, and thievery he was up for but not disrespecting women. He got up and stared at several of the "good wenches" hoping they'd get freaked out and leave.

OOC:Oooo, did Edwards start yelling and flipping out yet?!

((OOC: cheney's got him in a pressure cooker. He's gettin' there.))

The Shah was reclining on the pool chair with the three women around him, rubbing his shoulders and back while he downed a bottle of baileys. The Shah began to speak in a semi-drunken haze, "I once executed 30,000 dissidents secretly becuase they had a newspaper which insulted me, of course i tortured the journalists who did that to death. HAHAHA"

A woman came and sat in the hot tub with Licnius. By this time they were both so drunk only a video would make them believe or remember anything of this night.

"Ooops, my top AND bottom came off."

"Well. We don't want anyone do see you, come over here and Ill cover you up."

"You come here."

Her arm shot across and the two sunk under the bubbly water, with view lost only imagination could show what was going on.

The Shah was reclining on the pool chair with the three women around him, rubbing his shoulders and back while he downed a bottle of baileys. The Shah began to speak in a semi-drunken haze, "I once executed 30,000 dissidents secretly becuase they had a newspaper which insulted me, of course i tortured the journalists who did that to death. HAHAHA"
The emperor, upon hearing this, replyed,

"I once gassed a large village for forgetting to go to mass."

The Shah was reclining on the pool chair with the three women around him, rubbing his shoulders and back while he downed a bottle of baileys. The Shah began to speak in a semi-drunken haze, "I once executed 30,000 dissidents secretly becuase they had a newspaper which insulted me, of course i tortured the journalists who did that to death. HAHAHA"

Antonius burst into laughter, and started to stumble about, before falling face first into the pool. He climbed out, and resumed his amusement.

The Shah laughed at the Emperor's comment, "Thats pretty good, but I once tested the Kali virus on a self-contained facility full of 10,000 Hazara mongols!"

THeir heads surfaced, only so they could breath.

Then several more women jumped in with Licinius.

Antonius laughed again.

"That's nothing. I once invaded a small country just so I could have sex with their Empress. I'm the man."

OOC: Cheney is beating Edwards like a ragdoll? Seriously? Wow, there's a curveball. Now, can we all get a little more mature here? The discussion of sexual practices may seem interesting to y'all, but it's generally unfitting for an international conference on human rights. Where's all the diplomatic jargon that ought to be flying around profusely?

"Mr. Dailey, this might be of interest to you. There's a human rights conference going on in Generia."

"Oh?" The secretary of state was mildly interested, but rather busy at the moment. He doubted he would have any significant time to take out of his schedule.

"Yes...it has thus far been a brilliant display of the maturity of national leaders; so far there have been instances of drunken women, unscrupulous and highly suggestive interaction, a streaker, and a near instance of male/male oral - "

Dailey's face blanched. "That'll do, thank you. Now, moving very swiftly along..."

"I am having sex! Im the man!"

The Shah laughed at the Emperor's comment, "Thats pretty good, but I once tested the Kali virus on a self-contained facility full of 10,000 Hazara mongols!"
"That's a good one. I once tested KMII on a group of 10,000 comunists in a self-contained facility..."

Suddenly, paparazi sprang out of the bushes with a tape recorder.

"Haha! I knew it all alo-" he was cut short when the emperor's blade cut the air, and removed the man's head.

"More food for the slaves!" he said, chucking the head at a Shooban, then getting back to work with his new girlfriend.

The hot tub was now full with over 10 girls and Licnius.

"I AM the MAN!!!"

The Shah nodded in agreement, "Ya, you guys are good, dissidents and invasions and stuff. But I think the best was Shoobooshaaba, remember, we invaded that s**thole and then raped the place, hahaha."

"Ah yes. I was just a kid then. Bhalk was around 30, which I might say he still is somehow, and it was all over the news. The first colony it was."

"That thing was over before I woke up that day, so I didn't get involved. I thought Palombia was a good one, remember that Antonius, we went in becuase they gave the Alberians five million bucks? Then we took half the place over as a giant casino, and burned the rest down? Oh, wait, that was before your time..."

The Shah nodded in agreement, "Ya, you guys are good, dissidents and invasions and stuff. But I think the best was Shoobooshaaba, remember, we invaded that s**thole and then raped the place, hahaha."

Again, Antonius burst into laughter.

"Yeah. We blasted G'N'R through the streets, as my Praetorians carried off wives and daughters, forcing the husbands and fathers to watch in agony. That brings back memories."

He patted some random woman's head.

"Doesn't it?"

She mumbled a consent as best she could with full mouth.

Antonius then grabbed a long extending metal pole with a white glove attached to the end, and slapped Licinius in the face with it.

A stream of some white substance splashed onto Antonius as Licinius quickly dove back into the mound of Women.

The Shah laughed, "Ya, I have kept my zone in anarchy with the tribespeople fighting each other while my helis jump in and take some slaves. I call it the farm!"

A stream of some white substance splashed onto Antonius as Licinius quickly dove back into the mound of Women.

Antonius removed the mask that he had just put on.

"Damn you Licinius!"

He then slapped him once more.

"Well, to go back to Emperor Helldawg's question about where I get all my women, have I ever told you about my harem farm team?"

Licinius then proceeded to spray more white stuff on Antonius. After that he tok out a massive reb boxing glove with pole at the end. He pulled something and then glove flew out. It smashed into the stomach of Antonius, knocking the wind out of him.

"Nana!"

"Well, to go back to Emperor Helldawg's question about where I get all my women, have I ever told you about my harem farm team?"
"I have a Harem too, 500 Nordic and Russian women provided by Female Slavery INC!"

Licinius then proceeded to spray more white stuff on Antonius. After that he tok out a massive reb boxing glove with pole at the end. He pulled something and then glove flew out. It smashed into the stomach of Antonius, knocking the wind out of him.

"Nana!"

Antonius removed another mask, and threw it at Licinius. He then moved a Shooban in front of him to prevent any more expulsions from ruining his masks.

"I have a Harem too, 500 Nordic and Russian women provided by Female Slavery INC!"

"Yes, but do you have a farm team?"

Again, Antonius burst into laughter.

"Yeah. We blasted G'N'R through the streets, as my Praetorians carried off wives and daughters, forcing the husbands and fathers to watch in agony. That brings back memories."

He patted some random woman's head.

"Doesn't it?"

She mumbled a consent as best she could with full mouth.

Antonius then grabbed a long extending metal pole with a white glove attached to the end, and slapped Licinius in the face with it.
Saleju was outraged. "YOU BASTARDS DO NOT VALUE HUMAN LIFE. AND YOU" He turns to Emperor Helldawg "YOU ARE SUPPOSEDLY A GOOD CHRISTIAN YET YOU SIT HERE AND WATCH THIS HAPPEN." He turns and drags Licinius out of the pool and proceeds to beat the shit out of him. He then turns to Antonius and screams "HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED RAPE IT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. THEY CAN'T MOVE THEY'RE SCREAMING THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE. YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE!!!"

The mask hit a shooban slave and Licinius then picked up a gay man and threw him in Antonius' lap.

"Take that."

The man looked at Antonius with dep loving eyes.

"Hello sir. Oh, whats that bump in your pants?"

Saleju was outraged. "YOU BASTARDS DO NOT VALUE HUMAN LIFE. AND YOU" He turns to Emperor Helldawg "YOU ARE SUPPOSEDLY A GOOD CHRISTIAN YET YOU SIT HERE AND WATCH THIS HAPPEN." He turns and drags Licinius out of the pool and proceeds to beat the shit out of him. He then turns to Antonius and screams "HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED RAPE IT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. THEY CAN'T MOVE THEY'RE SCREAMING THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE. YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE!!!"

((OOC: They're not raping anyone, dude. It's all consensual. Rape is awful.))

The mask hit a shooban slave and Licinius then picked up a gay man and threw him in Antonius' lap.

"Take that."

The man looked at Antonius with dep loving eyes.

"Hellp sir. Oh, whats that bump in your pants?"

The man was deflected by the woman who was already busy with Antonius's lap. The Shoobans, hungry as they were, made short work of him, leaving nothing but bones, which they used as toothpicks.

Well yeah but Antonius was bragging about the Shoobans and that pissed me off because I know some people who were...

Well yeah but Antonius was bragging about the Shoobans and that pissed me off because I know some people who were...

((OOC: S'alright. It's only a game, man. My armies are like the Huns.))

"Yes, but do you have a farm team?"

"No, please explain that," Said Shah Khosru.

Licinius then proceeded to rip off the woman and replace her with another man.

"No, please explain that," Said Shah Khosru.

"Well you see-"

Antonius spoke while fighting off Licinius.

"-you get all your harem's fourth and fifth stringers on the farm team, and then you can train them to work their way up into the actual harem. It's quite ingenius."

Well yeah I know its a game but the image just came into my head of some dumbass monarch sitting there bragging about it when some people I know were actually... raped and that just pisssed me the hell off.

The Shah downed another glass of Cogniac and then started to talk, "Are we gonna discuss any human rights?"

Saleju rips off the gay man and gets a wee bit busy.

Well yeah I know its a game but the image just came into my head of some dumbass monarch sitting there bragging about it when some people I know were actually... raped and that just pisssed me the hell off.

((OOC: Relax. I won't talk about it any more. But remember, it's a game. Don't get worked up about it.))

Yeah I know so let's discuss human rights.

The Shah then started laughing, "Lets discuss the rights of slaves, wait, they are property, they have no rights!!!"

OOC: Camel Eaters, you're hilarious. And sorry about the rape thing..Lie Generic said...its just a game.

Yeah I know so let's discuss human rights.

((OOC: The whole point of this is to not discuss human rights. It's intended for extreme irony. plus the fact that everyone there is drunk, and it's like 2AM.))

Yup

((OOC: The whole point of this is to not discuss human rights. It's intended for extreme irony. plus the fact that everyone there is drunk, and it's like 2AM.))
GOD BLESS IRONY!!!
Sings something between Oh Canada and Finnegan's Wake.

The Shah randomly started laughing after downing another glass of cogniac.
OOC: I gtg for the night.

Antonius was too busy and far too drunk to notice anything that was going on around him. His chair toppled over, and he and his mistress had drunken sex right there on the concrete.

"God bless Generia."

The pool expoled in smoke as a stage rises fom it, water runnign off.

As it cleared AC/DC stood there along with GUns N' Roses. THey then proceeded to jam.

THis conference is hereby named "Uberstock and humand rights."

Saleju throws Licinius a very tired gay man. "Got any more and send me a wench this time as well."

The pool expoled in smoke as a stage rises fom it, water runnign off.

As it cleared AC/DC stood there along with GUns N' Roses. THey then proceeded to jam.

THis conference is hereby named "Uberstock and humand rights."
That's real funny. Haha you took my next move you bastard!!!
LOL

The gay man hits a shooban slave and they both fall over.

"Take this one."

One of the horny women at the back, who was too far to recieve anything, got up and went to Saleju.

That's real funny. Haha you took my next move you bastard!!!
LOL

sure

((OOC: Human Rights Conference----------------------->Drunken Orgy))

Saleju also grabbed a random male slave along with that. He had a good time...undefined lots of lube.

A giant cyclops comes in adn picks up one of Licnius' women.

"Oooo, woman."

"Hey bitch, shes mine. sick him Zeus."

Zeus comes out of the sky and kills the cyclops. Only to take the woman.

All the good rock bands in history appear and start to jam.

((OOC: Damnit. Uberstock just invaded. Now human rights won't stand a chance.))

Saleju just kept humping and getting humped alot again and again.

((OOC: Damnit. Uberstock just invaded. Now human rights won't stand a chance.))
LOL You know what we should just let this one happen kind of like the first one.

LOL You know what we should just let this one happen kind of like the first one.

You can't fight Uberstock. It's like trying to catch a slave with a bazooka. It just ends messy.

My God you to are on fire tonite.

lol

Licinius is still partying, with his women.

Licnius looks like bumpidy bumpidy bump

Where is everyone?

Hello!?

An echo answers.

bump

Sorry had to nip out a bit there's this place right next to my apartment they have 37 second spicy chicken strips. MMM. Anyway they had some milk and huge rolls with powdered flour on them so I got some of that too. And I came back here.

OOC: I'm Back.

IC:

The women had gone from rubbing the Shah's soldiers to a menage-a-trois in the gardens a bit away from the others but within earshot.

Saleju was enjoying his bisexual threesome. As he always did. Hmm maybe we should tone it down a wee bit so we don't get thrown out.

IT was and is unknown how Licinius managed top pleasure all of the 39 women in the hot tuib but they always 'expressed' joy in unison.

After watching all this happen, Mr. Bot looks at his watch, "damn, i have to go take care of some business out west. Some people tried to attack one of our cargo carriers a few hours ago and i must oversee the destriction of their base and equipment."

Mr. Bot's security detail then surrounds him and they all vanish into a flash of light that is now kown as a Mater-Antimater transporter.

I, Premier Ivan Valerivich Konstantinov, wish to voice my opinion of distress when I see what other nations speak of in the forums. If bisexuality is a common topic for discussion even among UN nations, the Nation of Former Russian States will be forced to decline admission.

I, Premier Ivan Valerivich Konstantinov, wish to voice my opinion of distress when I see what other nations speak of in the forums. If bisexuality is a common topic for discussion even among UN nations, the Nation of Former Russian States will be forced to decline admission.

OOC: umm, this isn't the UN, and I think we can talk about what we want.

I, Premier Ivan Valerivich Konstantinov, wish to voice my opinion of distress when I see what other nations speak of in the forums. If bisexuality is a common topic for discussion even among UN nations, the Nation of Former Russian States will be forced to decline admission.

No one asked you to come.

An important man ran in, half slipping on all the 'substances' on the ground.

"Sir, this just came."

"Let me see."

Licnius opened the manilla envelope and pulled out a crisp folded sheet of paper. He unfolded it and read aloud.

Unofficial Imperial Communique

To: Me
From: Me

bump

End transmission

The Shah appeared in the pool area once again along with the woman he had disappeared with into the garden 30 minutes before.

Saleju begins dancing. He hears a voice in his head BUMP!!!

OOC: Who the BUMP do you think you are?

Well BUMP off bitch.

[OOC - Do you realize that you have made 23 pages of posts on this random ass pool but nothing on humans, rights, or human rights. In fact, you have not even mentioned a CONFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneone11]

[OOC - Do you realize that you have made 23 pages of posts on this random ass pool but nothing on humans, rights, or human rights. In fact, you have not even mentioned a CONFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneone11]

((OOC: Your point?))

Licnius grabs a chicked and gives Seluja a good BUMP on the head