Hataria Annexes Gaza Strip
The Government of Hataria has Declared it has annexed The Gaza Strip and has Made it part of Hatarian North Africa.
The Emperor has said that is is for the good of All Hatarians.
Lethislavania
29-09-2004, 22:03
Lethislavania's Chancellor smiled a bit. "Hm... Hataria... Annexing... Sounds... Oddly... Familiar."
OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT RESPONSE TO HATARIAN MILITAIRY ACTION
Zzz...
Holy Paradise
29-09-2004, 22:05
Hataria you do not own any other countries. To do this you have to warn them, plan it out, RP well, and then that's it.
A desert rat sneezes and knocks over one of the cardboard soliders, this starts a chain reaction that distroys all of hataria's army.
Just as well, the cardboard ships tended to leak. :)
Starblaydia
29-09-2004, 22:12
In the Starblaydi Inquisition's secret relay station in Dugit, part of an Israeli-controlled settlement in the Gaza Strip, the latest set of intelligence and world news was printed off automatically. Inquisitor Kevan Fursifio ripped the printout from the machine and called to his colleague.
"Take a look out of the window, will ya?" he asked through the door
"Okay," came the slightly muffled reply from the other room, "What am I looking for?"
"Any Hatarian Tanks or troops outside?"
"Uhhh, no, Kevan. Why would there be?"
"Never mind."
Cheeky. Very Cheeky he thought to himself, screwing up the piece of 'intelligence' and dropping it into the nearest waste paper basket.
Guys. Why must you continue contributing to Hataria?
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=360069
Swedish Dominions
29-09-2004, 22:38
The SD condemns this action and sees it as an act of terrorism against the people of the Gaza Strip. If hataria don't retreat from the Gaza Strip we will be forced to use military actions.
/King Gustav IV Adolph
450,000 Troops (250,000 Hatarians and 250,000 Egyptians) March from Cairo, Egypt to Gaza to take control of Gaza.
The Troops are being backed up with 12 Tank Divisions with 100 Tanks in each Division, 45 Armored Divisions, 289,000 Calvary Men on Horseback, 29 Artillery Divisions, 100 MiG's, 281 F-16's and 200 B-52's.
Hataria: Aren't you a desert wasteland?
Corelosia
29-09-2004, 23:15
Annexing regions without the people's official consent? What kind of mockery is that. :eek:
Hataria: Aren't you a desert wasteland?
I have been Rebuilding. Economy, Military etc....In fact, I am all ready Good to go.
Sanctaphrax
29-09-2004, 23:54
I have been Rebuilding. Economy, Military etc....In fact, I am all ready Good to go.
This is getting ridiculous, just stop it!
I am putting you on ignore Hataria until you can RP sensibly.
No offense Holy Paradise, but you've failed. Thanks for trying anyway.
The nation of Tessen -- halfway around the world -- is most distressed by this news of action and threats of action by the struggling nation of Hataria.
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...Then, however, the intelligence official realizes he was merely reading the "News of the Wierd" section of the newspaper, and it was all merely the concoction of a creative newspaper editor. Smiling foolishly, he sets the daily paper aside, and returns to his sactioned duties.
-Tessen
The Gaza Strip
30-09-2004, 00:02
Hataria: Be warned. Any foreign troops who enter the Gaza Strip will not return. At least not in one piece. All Arabs in Gaza are prepared to die for their great country.
Frisbeeteria
30-09-2004, 01:08
Hataria: Be warned. Any foreign troops who enter the Gaza Strip will not return. At least not in one piece. All Arabs in Gaza are prepared to die for their great country.
The Gaza Strip: Be warned. Any brain cells that enter combat with Hataria will not return. At least not in one piece. All brain cells in Gaza should not be prepared to die for the sake of a n00b war.
Japanese Antarctica
30-09-2004, 01:12
I have been Rebuilding. Economy, Military etc....In fact, I am all ready Good to go.
No you're not. That's way way way too fast.
450,000 Troops (250,000 Hatarians and 250,000 Egyptians) March from Cairo, Egypt to Gaza to take control of Gaza.
The Troops are being backed up with 12 Tank Divisions with 100 Tanks in each Division, 45 Armored Divisions, 289,000 Calvary Men on Horseback, 29 Artillery Divisions, 100 MiG's, 281 F-16's and 200 B-52's.
(OCC: WOW!!!!
Hataria, you really suck at math. Hmm, I didn't realize that 250,000 plus 250,000 equaled 450,000; I always thought it equaled 500,000. Also I might want to add that the Gaza Strip (assuming you mean the one in Israel) is smaller than the smallest nation in Europe (which is, i think, Luxenburg.)
Oh, and its nice to see that you were able to pump out more card board armies and a nice paper airplane airforce.)
Hataria: Be warned. Any foreign troops who enter the Gaza Strip will not return. At least not in one piece. All Arabs in Gaza are prepared to die for their great country.
A Small Fleet of 10 Destroyers and one Curiser oull out of Alexandria, Egypt and Head for Gaza. The Fleet is under the Command of Capitan Tamil Yun of The North African Fleet.
To: The Gaza Strip
We are going you kick your butt.
Vestern States
30-09-2004, 16:19
Wondering if i`m going to hoin tjis RP....
Hmmmmmmmm.....
NO. :p
Sanctaphrax
30-09-2004, 16:23
Wondering if i`m going to hoin tjis RP....
Hmmmmmmmm.....
NO. :p
What RP? Hataria has already annexed it, didn't you read?
A Small Fleet of 10 Destroyers and one Curiser oull out of Alexandria, Egypt and Head for Gaza. The Fleet is under the Command of Capitan Tamil Yun of The North African Fleet.
To: The Gaza Strip
We are going you kick your butt.
The Gaza Strip, flamethrows are useful against imaganary troops. OR Carbord ships.