NationStates Jolt Archive


Pyta Begins Neutrallity and Very Free Trade Act (1st RP)

Pyta
29-09-2004, 03:43
The commisioner of commercial media prepped the video for broadcast, he hoped all the ad time he bought in other countries would be worth it, apparently, civilian signal descramblers nuked the first attempt at a message when they tried it earlier. He stuck his hand out from behind the viewscreen, "Sir, we're live in 5...4...3...2...1..."

Trade Minister Alberon stood in his ceremonial white jacket and slacks, standing in front of the National Pytan Flag.

"Greetings World, We of The Mobile Nation of Pyta have just commenced our Neutrality and Very Free Trade Act, or NAVFTA, we are using our nation's unique situation to capitalize on what we can do, more specifically, what we can do for you.

"Fourty years ago, our nation was nearly destroyed by a series of earthquakes and hurricanes, and the decision was made that we simply weren't prime real estate. In the most massive Public Works project known to man, we set out to build a ship that could carry the more than one billion people in Pyta through their lives, and thus the PNS Pytan was built. At Five hundred miles long, and fourty miles wide, it is capable of holding our entire population on its many decks.

"But how does this affect you? Quite simply, we are always in international waters, and have now legalized any form of trade. Slaves; Male and female, young and old, will be available for any purposes you wish. Our other wares include Arms of any kind, Weapons of Mass Destruction, Illicit substances, Banned books, anything you want can be gotten here.

"We also offer many activities that are illegal in many of your home nations. We have a massive casino, capable of accomodating tens of thousands of people, a well-developed prostitute industry, as well as guns for hire

"The only stipulation on our offer is that you do not harm our nation in any way: This includes doing damage to the Pytan Superstructure, any attempt to harm a citizen of pyta in ANY way, or any attack on the well being of the Pytan State

"We encourage any and all leaders to use us as a negotitation table for any postwar discussions, Your safety is not automatically guarenteed, but you may bring you're own guard detail, or hire one of our own.

"We wish to step onto the world economic stage here in Pyta. Thank you, and goodnight"

Alberon looked at the technician, "I hope this works"
The Island of Rose
29-09-2004, 03:51
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

And I hope you have guns for that ships.
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska
Fascist Confederacy
29-09-2004, 04:08
As our nation inforced the Coastal Protection Act, we are authorized to eradicate any non-Fascian or non-Allied ship within 150 miles of any of our Terrn colonies coast. We are simply notifying you of this law, and we inact it and use it very well. If you wish to come within these zones, you must purchase the access codes which cost, depending on the purpose of which you need it.. From 150 USD to 150 Million USD. -- Konstantin von Neurath, Head of the Komitee fur Staatliche Sicherheit (Committee for State Security)
Pyta
29-09-2004, 12:09
The Pytan Minister of War Replied:

Is that a threat, Mr. Roska? Because I can assure you we are quite well armed and armored.
Pyta
29-09-2004, 21:43
and then there was bump
The Island of Rose
29-09-2004, 21:57
The Pytan Minister of War Replied:

Is that a threat, Mr. Roska? Because I can assure you we are quite well armed and armored.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Well somebody's paranoid. How many guns? How thick is the armor? What is it made of? I'm asking you think because you seem easy. And if the Island wanted you destroyed, we would've say Imma kill you. Okay? Geez, I swear, you don't know one thing when it comes to Rosian Foreign Policy...
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska
Pyta
29-09-2004, 22:16
The Armor is thick, The guns are numerous and large. We are simply cautious, Mr. Roska, and while you are here, would you're country like to do business with our fine country?

From The desk of The Pytan Defense minister
And the last bit is from me! The Trade commisioner!
Pyta
30-09-2004, 23:29
bump
Waylend
01-10-2004, 00:01
What can you offer our country. We have weapons WMDS drugs guns casinos and have no need for slaves. Do you have hardcore porno, or should I talk to TIOR about that?
!Trade CEO- Calieko Bejorbonjonsherzo
Pyta
01-10-2004, 00:18
Yes, we do! We're more directed at rich private citizens, but we will gladly accomodate your government. We have all kinds of the medium you're looking for, just place any order you would like
The Island of Rose
01-10-2004, 00:23
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Our porn is 5 cents at most! Cheap! How dare you changing source?! Bah! Traitor! Anyway, to Pyta, what do you have that is not illegal and is not porno? Show us what kind of guns you have, this is a very innovative nation you have. And buy our porn! Cheap!
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

((OOC: I seem to have a porno molopoly...))