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Hataria Declares war on Female Slavery Inc!

Hataria
29-09-2004, 03:40
Because it Does the Evil Trade of Slaves, The Imperial Republic of Hataria Declares War against The Evil Nation of Female Slavery Inc.
Decisive Action
29-09-2004, 03:44
FSI, don't worry, nobody except basically two people on this forum, Hataria, and his puppet, take Hataria seriously. He is the worst godmodder in NS history, just completely ignore everything he says. His nation was nuked more times than all those "Atolls" in the Pacific that were used for nuclear testing.
Margorn
29-09-2004, 03:48
And I thought you were smarter than that Hataria! You are a fool and you are arrogant. What are you going to use to attack him? paper airplanes and the irradiated sand beneath your feet? Just because FSI is a small and weak nation at this point, doesn't mean he cannot destroy what little you have rebuild in your very brief recovery! The people of Margorn will happily watch you once again be annilated or ignored.

Mockingly,

Emporer Rannos Liadon X, Ruler of Margorn
Sharina
29-09-2004, 03:54
Hataria, this is all I have to say.

http://www.funnypictures2.com/albums/owned/catowned2.jpg
Hataria
29-09-2004, 03:56
The Hatarian Army has been Mobilized from all over the Empire for action against the Evil nation.

Presasnt Forces

Hatarian Home Army.

999,900 Troops
200 Tank Divisions with 500 Tanks in each Divisions
400 Armored Divisions
677 Artillery Divisions

Hatarian Foregin Armies

20,000 Jordanians
45,000 Egyptians
340,000 Algerians
45,000 Libyans
509,789 Marutanians
600,000 Russians
709,000 Thais
40,000 Japanese
544,891 Cambodians
200,556 Indonesians
29,000 New Zealanders


I am ready for a Fight.
Frisbeeteria
29-09-2004, 03:58
Monster-Chiller-Horror-Ignore
Iuthia
29-09-2004, 03:59
Sharina: You've got a red-ex there... not a picture.

Anyways, moving swiftly on how many wars is Hataria at this moment in time? I mean, I've seen nations pull off two or even three wars at once assuming they aren't actually being attacked at their homeland and the numbers in each war are small... but he must be up to four wars or something now.

Ohwell, nevermind. I guess it doesn't matter if some of them are just going to give up with the man.
Sharina
29-09-2004, 04:01
Fixed, Iuthia I hope.
Emanara
29-09-2004, 04:08
Ignore
Grenval
29-09-2004, 04:12
[OOC - If only I had not already ignored Hataria...]
Nimzonia
29-09-2004, 04:38
Because it Does the Evil Trade of Slaves, The Imperial Republic of Hataria Declares War against The Evil Nation of Female Slavery Inc.

Looks like that economic recovery didn't take very long, then. :rolleyes:
Itinerate Tree Dweller
29-09-2004, 05:05
Because it Does the Evil Trade of Slaves, The Imperial Republic of Hataria Declares War against The Evil Nation of Female Slavery Inc.

You are in no shape to wage a war. You need to wait at least 1 week, preferably more.

The Hatarian Army has been Mobilized from all over the Empire for action against the Evil nation.

Presasnt Forces

Hatarian Home Army.

999,900 Troops
200 Tank Divisions with 500 Tanks in each Divisions
400 Armored Divisions
677 Artillery Divisions

Hatarian Foregin Armies

20,000 Jordanians
45,000 Egyptians
340,000 Algerians
45,000 Libyans
509,789 Marutanians
600,000 Russians
709,000 Thais
40,000 Japanese
544,891 Cambodians
200,556 Indonesians
29,000 New Zealanders


I am ready for a Fight.

The number of tanks you have is ridiculous. The NATO and Warsaw nations didn't have that number of tanks during the peak of the cold war. This number is clearly a godmod... unless your paper mache tank factories are built. Lower the number.

You also need to provide support for those troops, fuel for the machines (100,000 tanks will require plenty of fuel.) You cannot field that many divisions. You cannot possibly transport them. With your fleet in shambles, how do you propose to take all those divisions to an island nation?
Whittier-
29-09-2004, 05:37
And Hataria was doing good too. Now he does this and messes it all up.
Frisbeeteria
29-09-2004, 05:40
And Hataria was doing good too. Now he does this and messes it all up.
By what standard, Whittier? He walked away from a blockade he started when intelligent roleplayers offered him a challenge. The only thing new is that he posts losses ("sunk trhee ships") before replacing them with cardboard cutouts. I'm at a loss as to how that is 'doing good'.
Wolf America
29-09-2004, 06:24
Hataria, you're a nuclear wasteland. You have no people to be in your army. So, do us a favor and let Hatari die off. Then make a new nation and don't godmode anymore and don't said this in Hatari.

BTW Ignore.
Hogsweat
29-09-2004, 07:27
Hataria, answer this single question.

Why do you continue to roleplay on Nationstates, when you know that 99.9% of the community does not like you?
Arenumberg
29-09-2004, 08:26
Hataria what did i tell youuuu! And Matt, go home.
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 09:52
Oh Hataria, why why why? I thought you were getting better... yet you still do not improve.

I am very disapointed in you. Until you can shake off this newbishness, you will remain the NS Jester.
The BlackWolf Order
29-09-2004, 11:31
....Has FSI been around for even a week yet?
I daresay Hataria might have broken all the records on fastest a war's been declared on someone.
-Bretonia-
29-09-2004, 11:37
Please, pretend I didn't try to defend him in his rebuilding thread. Just as he starts to show small signs of hope, he goes and does something like this. Maybe he really is 'unhelpable'. That even a word? Meh. Hataria, do you selectively ignore every negative post on the forum, or are you actually doing all this for a laugh?
Moleland
29-09-2004, 11:43
Not Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The BlackWolf Order
29-09-2004, 11:45
Not Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know it was too good to be true.
Moleland
29-09-2004, 11:46
yeah, but with his economy thread thing, I thought 'He's finally thinking. I need an economy.' but no, he's blown it. I guess somethings never change...
Navarre II
29-09-2004, 11:50
I would like to note that FSI hasn't even posted in this thread as far as I can tell, thus proving how little this attack would accomplish even if he could get two tanks free from every nation, and enough fuel to keep her runnin' through the attack, and borrow the people to man them with.

I'm a newbie to NS itself but damn...This almost scares me too badly for me to keep playing here, but the fact that you all see the godmoddery gives me hope.
Sanctaphrax
29-09-2004, 11:52
Guys, i've finally worked out what Hataria's trying to do.
Every time he sees someone declared war on, or someone declares war then he tries to gain popularity by also attacking them.
Moleland
29-09-2004, 11:55
Attension seeking eh? Why doesn't he join the thread that the war (or alliance) is happening in then?
Artitsa
29-09-2004, 12:39
Because no one wants him there.

Im still waiting for casualties from Hataria. If not, and truely does fire his ICBM's at me, then Im afraid I'll have to carpet nuke him..... again.... with 25,000+ warheads of 100kt and up.
Sanctaphrax
29-09-2004, 12:55
Attension seeking eh? Why doesn't he join the thread that the war (or alliance) is happening in then?
Because he'll be blamed for hijacking the thread and he wants to seem popular so he also declares war on the person. He doesn't seem to notice that RPing is just for fun and isn't serious.
Margorn
29-09-2004, 13:04
You are in no shape to wage a war. You need to wait at least 1 week, preferably more.



The number of tanks you have is ridiculous. The NATO and Warsaw nations didn't have that number of tanks during the peak of the cold war. This number is clearly a godmod... unless your paper mache tank factories are built. Lower the number.

You also need to provide support for those troops, fuel for the machines (100,000 tanks will require plenty of fuel.) You cannot field that many divisions. You cannot possibly transport them. With your fleet in shambles, how do you propose to take all those divisions to an island nation?

OCC: Actually, 200 X 500= 1,000,000 tanks not 100,000. Which is even more gastranamical.(sp?)
Vestern States
29-09-2004, 13:08
Hataria, can`t you just face the fact that you are not i shape to wage war
Decisive Action
29-09-2004, 13:52
OCC: Actually, 200 X 500= 1,000,000 tanks not 100,000.

Ooc-

Friendly advice, check your math, it's "Fuzzy math".
Hataria
29-09-2004, 13:52
And Hataria was doing good too. Now he does this and messes it all up.

That is Just The Hatarian Army in Hataria, I am not going to use ALL of it, Most of The Troops are coming from the Territories I control.
Tenarius
29-09-2004, 13:53
Hataria, I can only say this:

That's not an appropriate link. -Unfree People, Forum Moderator
Decisive Action
29-09-2004, 13:53
That is Just The Hatarian Army in Hataria, I am not going to use ALL of it, Most of The Troops are coming from the Territories I control.


Everything you control is a pile of nuclear radiated waste! Get that through your head. And if it isn't nuclear waste, it's occupied by somebody else!
InvincibleNoobs
29-09-2004, 13:55
I'llsend Hataria 30,000,000 Troops
-Bretonia-
29-09-2004, 13:57
OCC: Actually, 200 X 500= 1,000,000 tanks not 100,000. Which is even more gastranamical.(sp?)

:confused:

Eh?
Sanctaphrax
29-09-2004, 13:58
I'llsend Hataria 30,000,000 Troops
You ARE his puppet, I knew it!
Hataria
29-09-2004, 14:00
I'llsend Hataria 30,000,000 Troops

YOU"RE TO YOUNG FOR THAT MANY!
-Bretonia-
29-09-2004, 14:03
YOU"RE TO YOUNG FOR THAT MANY!

Hataria, I ask you again, are you selectively ignoring negative posts, or are you doing all this as a joke? I cannot believe, I simply cannot fathom, that ANYBODY can be so stupid as to see all the posts about you and not have something inside their head, however dysfunctional, click. Even my younger sister, who is quite possibly the biggest dimwit on the planet, would see some of the posts directed at you and think,
"Hmm, I must be doing something wrong..."
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 14:03
I think Hataria is trying to find somone else to land the insults on instead of him.

:)
-Bretonia-
29-09-2004, 14:06
I think Hataria is trying to find somone else to land the insults on instead of him.

:)

If that's the case... he must see them... which leaves only two possibilities that I can see.

1) Hataria is the new standard for low intelligence. A standard I'm unwilling to accept, given the damage it could do to humanity...
2) Hataria is here for a laugh, and must have gotten a few considering how many people he's stirred up
Hataria
29-09-2004, 14:14
If you Guys like to know why I am Attacking FSI, here it is....


I AM FREEING THE SLAVES!

I am going to Invade, Kill all FSI C.E.O's and Slavers, Free the Slaves, then Blow up his Island.

Thank you and lets stop with the Fames and Kick some Slaver Butt.
Sanctaphrax
29-09-2004, 14:17
If you Guys like to know why I am Attacking FSI, here it is....


I AM FREEING THE SLAVES!

I am going to Invade, Kill all FSI C.E.O's and Slavers, Free the Slaves, then Blow up his Island.

Thank you and lets stop with the Fames and Kick some Slaver Butt.
Excuse me a moment.
*starts crying hysterically*
thats much better, now:
*starts laughing hysterically*
and:
*Starts banging head on keyboard repeatedly*
-Bretonia-
29-09-2004, 14:17
I would guess that he selectively reads posts. Or, he doesn't read ANY posts that don't contain the words 'I' 'am' 'going' 'to' 'attack' 'Hataria'...
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 14:20
Hataria is clearly immune to any attack. I suggest we shoot him with melted cheese.

"Prepare to let loose Grapeshot"

"Cap'n?"

"What is it Mr. Mate!"

"Why don't we use Pineapples-they 'urt more than grapes!"

:)
Sanctaphrax
29-09-2004, 14:22
We use our rocket silo to launch tons of glue bombs at Hataria. They impact and explode, covering people with glue.
(Hataria post losses)
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 14:27
*Attacks Hataria with poor spelling and grammar*

We atak you wiv 75644646465 Nooks and 84854065093095985098543 Twoops-post loses/.3-=432.
The Macabees
02-10-2004, 19:05
Ignored..... wow
Euroslavia
02-10-2004, 19:14
29,000 New Zealanders


Only question I have is how did you get so many NZ'ers? Thats like half of their population, lol.
Endenia
02-10-2004, 19:18
Hataria....seeing your extremely.......retarded postings....i only want to request one thing.

Please don't ever procreate......the last thing the world needs is another idiot.