NationStates Jolt Archive

Due to an unexpected jump in economy, the Minister of Foreign Affairs Lord Venexi Yaskasho recently oversaw the construction of the International Vacation Resort, though some of the citizens have jokingly nicknamed it the Fun House. Just yesterday, Yaskasho cut the red ribbon surrounding the manor, announcing that is was officially open. In an attempt to increase diplomatic and social relationships with other nations, the Minister has invited national leaders to attend what will certanly be a week to remember. Drinks, food, and lodgings will be provided for you. This includes:

I. A bedroom for two.
II. Bathroom, restroom, washroom, whatever you want to call it.
III. Auxiliary recreational room with 32-inch wide screen TV and state-of-the-art computer technology for your cyberspace cravings.

A larger recreational room in the center of the house is free for use, with:

I. Basketball court, billiards, darts, poker.
II. Gymnasium / Workout room.
III. Theatre-sized TV screen for movie-goers.
IIII. Indoor pool and spa.

The kitchen will serve up breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch, and tea-time, with 24-hour room service included. A meeting hall on the west side of the mansion for gatherings is where most of the diplomatic contracts, compacts, and contacts will be held. On the east side outside is a shooting range (but not with live game; the protestors would be all over us if we did :p ). On the north side is a golfing green, and the natural wildlife scenery, with a view of the ocean gleaming to the west.

Of course, this all comes for price. 35,000 emeralds (or the equivalent of) will be required for a week in this paradise. Hospitality is also limited; only a maxiumum of fifty national leaders or representatives will be able to attend.

See you there! :D

Bump. :rolleyes:
Five views and no takers.. maybe I should lower the price.

And the good lord, in all his mercy and might, did thy declare on this day, September the 28th, that henceforth there shalt be a bump. And the people did smile, for the good lord had blessed them with this bump, and the fish laughed, the cats rolled on the ground, and the birds cried with joy, and the land did flourish with sugar cane, tomatoes, apples, bananas, raspberries, pineapples, coconuts, cherries, corn, wheat, barly, flour, potatoes, and all manners of good foods. The fattest cow was slaughtered and the happy men and women ate their fill of its meat, and thus the feast continued for many days. The sun shined down on the peoples of the land, and all was well.

BUMP!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :headbang:

how do you create a thread?

Should I just let this die down? Its been over an hour now! No one seems to be very interested in it... I guess there's not much point in continuing to bump this. Fourteen people have looked at this and not said a thing. How come all the other nations, they just say, "I wanna build some embassys (<-- notice the incorrect spelling) in your place. Can I?" And suddenly, half a dozen people are begging to build embassies! :headbang: I thought that if I made it a little more interesting, the overall effect would be greater, but NOOOO!! Ahh, forget it.

how do you create a thread?

Sigh.. you click new post in the upper right corner of the page, right above the thread post time.