NationStates Jolt Archive

The Imperial Navy has become most amused with the n00bish antics of Hataria, and now considers them to be the official Jester of Nationstates. Videos are now being released showing their amusing antics, with 90% of proceeds going towards helping TNNN (The Nationstates N00b Network). with both footage from the national news desks and TNNN, you can now see their hilarious antics over and over again. Imperial citizens rejoice!

-See them launch thousands of super missiles that kill millions while they have no economy

-watch them struggle to spell and use correct grammar.

-laugh as they are nuked out of existance yet refuse to die.

-Collapse with laughter as Hataria unleashes an invincible army of Baked-bean tins and calls them a droid army

-and so much more!

To mark this occasion, Hataria have been sent T-shirts saying "official NS Jester", as well as amusing classical jester uniforms, like this:

http://www.randi.org/images/042503-Jester.jpg

We hope you enjoy your new job.

-Imperial Navy devision of satire

Funny, but really you should grow up!

Funny, but really you should grow up!

Why do i need to? this is the internet. I can be as silly as i am permitted.

The problem is, yes it is laughable that these godmodders (and inability to spell) live, but making them jesters encourage them!

Simply, I find the TNNN a waste of time (and space)

every Hatarian is now Burning the Baka T-shirts.

OOC: Baka is Japanese for Stupid

every Hatarian is now Burning the Baka T-shirts.

OOC: Baka is Japanese for Stupid

OOC: so knowing a few words of japanese will make you smart? I think not.

IC: The Imperial Navy has in return sent 50 billion tins of baked beans for the Hatarian government to use. I hope your droid army does well. at the same time, you will be bombarded with free T-shirts until you keep one.

this is funny, although I shouldn't laugh this pathetic behaviour...

this is funny, although I shouldn't laugh this pathetic behaviour...

come on man-this is the internet! Let it all out... :)

heh heh how about no scott! If nations feel like be 'named and shamed' everytime they try to role-play, youw ill eventually kill International incidents off.

heh heh how about no scott! If nations feel like be 'named and shamed' everytime they try to role-play, youw ill eventually kill International incidents off.

it's nothing like that. i'm just a bit annoyed that these 2 guys have NOT even tried to improve themselves, and are blatant godmodding warmungers. so i'm going to make fun of them until they can be taken seriously and act with some realism.

Dance jesters, dance!

Actually, Sephiroth has been tryin a bit, some of his posts are real good. Then again, some of them are merely cut and pastes of other people's suggestions...but he IS gettin a bit better, at least when he gives it a good shot.

And Moleland....Is it just me, or do all you do on these boards is merely follow around the Hataria posts and say "You should be ashamed of yourself/selves?" If people needed a motherly figure on the boards, they'd install net-nanny.

This is just silly. Cut them some slack, no need to pour salt on the wounds. Sheesh. Enough with the Hataria jokes..

..Geese.. And cheesecake..

No more dairy goods...!

Hem.

When Hataria gets a clue, I will give him a little slack. I will aknowledge his IC existance properly when he completes a war without godmodding. seeing as he is right now rebuilding his crater, I think it's going to be a long time...

But i guess you are right about sephrioth. I will edit him out of the thread.

heh heh heh. it seems there are 2 sides to this event. The Side that thinks hataria is a lots cause and to be laughed at, and the side that thinks he can change and should be given a chance.

I am cynical over any matter. I laugh at him until he improves. As long as he acts so moronic, i will continue to satire him, and i do not care much for what you think. I have a philosophy. Opinions are free. I don't care what you think of my views.

My life is a troubled one. I was recently diagnosed with Mannic depression, and i suffer insomnia. If you think i am stupid, go ahead, I don't care what you think.

at the same time, if this made no sense, i blame the insomnia... :)

I'm not protecting godmoders, i'm just completly against TNNN. That's all.

heh heh heh. it seems there are 2 sides to this event. The Side that thinks hataria is a lots cause and to be laughed at, and the side that thinks he can change and should be given a chance.

I am cynical over any matter. I laugh at him until he improves. As long as he acts so moronic, i will continue to satire him, and i do not care much for what you think. I have a philosophy. Opinions are free. I don't care what you think of my views.

My life is a troubled one. I was recently diagnosed with Mannic depression, and i suffer insomnia. If you think i am stupid, go ahead, I don't care what you think.

at the same time, if this made no sense, i blame the insomnia... :)


Where not interested in what kind of problems you have in your personal life, it just seems that by mocking both Hataria and Sephrioth you are compensating for something your missing in your very meager social status. Now buzz off and go whack some babies....

Mr. Navy, I'll have you know that Hataria is trying to improve. (see the thread he created, its somewhere out there)