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With Quasi-War III over, The Hatarian People Now start to Rebuild The Economy.

The Only War being Fought is The War against Sephrioth, and That war is Being Fought with Droids.

Back to The home front, the People Begin to go to work in The Shipyards, Factroies, and Workshops. All for Rebuilding The Hatarian Economy and Make The Hatarian Ruta the most Powerful Curency in the World.

you forgot i dont use driod soldiers the bezerker infentry is my soldier of choice

The entire production staff here at TNNN, along with all of our Corporate Sponsors, wishes Hataria the best of luck in their rebuilding efforts.

TNNN encourages The Empire of Hataria to take all the time needed to fully recover. A lot of time. A whole bunch. It's been a rough series of wars, one after another. More recovery time may be needed. Perhaps a bit of a rest. A nice siesta, maye some time at the beach. A bucket of Coronas, a nice sliced lime or two, maybe a good book. No hurry. No rush. Take it easy.

With Quasi-War III over, The Hatarian People Now start to Rebuild The Economy.

The Only War being Fought is The War against Sephrioth, and That war is Being Fought with Droids.

Back to The home front, the People Begin to go to work in The Shipyards, Factroies, and Workshops. All for Rebuilding The Hatarian Economy and Make The Hatarian Ruta the most Powerful Curency in the World.
You gotta lot of work ahead of you!
... wait, does this mean you won't start stupid wars for a while now? yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss!

he stil has me to deal with

Considering your homeland is a radiactive wasteground, is that possible?

You gotta lot of work ahead of you!
... wait, does this mean you won't start stupid wars for a while now? yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss!

Not till My Economy is Back on it's Feet, Then I am going The Nation who almost Destroyed it (aks, I AM GOING AFTER RATHEA)

Not till My Economy is Back on it's Feet, Then I am going The Nation who almost Destroyed it (aks, I AM GOING AFTER RATHEA)
And then me?

Silly little n00b


ooc: ROFLMAO

good luck rebuilding your smouldering, radioactive crater. That is, if the radiation does not kill you first.

And then me?
Nope, you're a Nice guy.

Not till My Economy is Back on it's Feet, Then I am going The Nation who almost Destroyed it (aks, I AM GOING AFTER RATHEA)
I advise you not to go after Rathiea. This time, I won't help because you two made an agreement.

OOC: I think we should ignore the fact that he's been nuked into non-existence. The fact that he's making a recovery thread, rather than a 'I'm gonna Pwn You now with This army I just Found in a cave!' thread shows that he's at least making some level of progress... give him another chance for crying out loud.

Mmkay. Everyone cut Hataria some slack now. Let us review-

1- He Admidted to losses

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Wow. That should be enough right there, dunthca' think?

2- Rebuilding his Economy

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Again. Wow. As in, rebuilding, not building up, but rebuilding, as in, great recession has taken place before hand, as in, lossess, as in, wow.

Wow. I'm taken by the first two alone..

OMG Hataria, meet, WTF Hataria.

Unless he can RP a battle properly, i will never officially acknowledge his existance.

he really needs to get a clue.

Unless he can RP a battle properly, i will never officially acknowledge his existance.

he really needs to get a clue.

OOC: He's improving his battles, if you read a few. Not much, but slowly. He even admitted to losses. Of course, when an onslaught of people come on and tell him he doesn't exist that makes it rather hard for him to improve. How's 'bout helping him? I'm as guilty as you lot for this, but I suddenly realised that when somebody like Hataria comes along, immediately they are mocked, instead of helped... granted, Hataria tends to ignore anybody who doesn't say anything along the lines of 'I'm going to attack you now'... but if he's trying, you should encourage him.

If you never officially knowledge his existance, then why not shush with all the Hataria mocking? If my eyes prove me orrect, you have made a thread dedicated to mocking Hataria, as well as another?

Yeah. Great way to ignore someone. By making a thread based purely on their existance.

If you never officially knowledge his existance, then why not shush with all the Hataria mocking? If my eyes prove me orrect, you have made a thread dedicated to mocking Hataria, as well as another?

Yeah. Great way to ignore someone. By making a thread based purely on their existance.

It is called satire. I am not aknowledging their existance IC seriously, but i will for my own amusement. I don't really care what you think, I think for myself, and trust no one else.

The Economy is on the rebound, The Shipyards are building new Warships nonstop, ready for the next war, if it begins.

The Iron and Gold Mines are the Biggest ever, and In the Middle Eastern Territories of Libya and Kuwait, Oil is King.

another thing is also being rebuilt from The end of The Thrid Quasi War, The Military, and the Civilians are surporting it. Citizens burn flags of Hataria's enemies, like Belem and Rathiea, more people burn The Flag of Hataria Arch-enemy, Communist Louisiana.

With The Economy and Military Might of Hataria Returning, The North Pacific will Never Be the same.

The Economy is on the rebound, The Shipyards are building new Warships nonstop, ready for the next war, if it begins.

The Iron and Gold Mines are the Biggest ever, and In the Middle Eastern Territories of Libya and Kuwait, Oil is King.

another thing is also being rebuilt from The end of The Thrid Quasi War, The Military, and the Civilians are surporting it. Citizens burn flags of Hataria's enemies, like Belem and Rathiea, more people burn The Flag of Hataria Arch-enemy, Communist Louisiana.

With The Economy and Military Might of Hataria Returning, The North Pacific will Never Be the same.

Ok...........he just lost the few browine points he earned.

Hataria........
1) It will take decades to rebuild a war torn, radioactive wasteland. That's about 2 weeks IRL, not less then a day IRL.

2) If you so much as twitch, your right, the north pacific WILL be different. Previosly other nations didn't use your ships as target practice.

Land remains radioactive for about half a century. think about it, that's about 2 RL months!

Land remains radioactive for about half a century. think about it, that's about 2 RL months!

Yeah, but if you assume that he dosn't give a crap about his people getting cancer (a fair assumption given his behavior), land becomes habiatble in about half that time.

Nope, you're a Nice guy.
Dammit Hataria what I gotta do to get attacked by you?
I've joined every single anti-Hataria thread known to man and have declared war on you countless times.

Ok...........he just lost the few browine points he earned.

Hataria........
1) It will take decades to rebuild a war torn, radioactive wasteland. That's about 2 weeks IRL, not less then a day IRL.

2) If you so much as twitch, your right, the north pacific WILL be different. Previosly other nations didn't use your ships as target practice.
think I'll use this for my guide to losing a war thread.

Land remains radioactive for about half a century. think about it, that's about 2 RL months!
wrong, wrong wrong.
The experience with Hiroshima has already proven the wrongness of this assertion.

wrong, wrong wrong.
The experience with Hiroshima has already proven the wrongness of this assertion.

But Hiroshima was one, low-yeild A-bomb. He was hit by multiple high-yeild H bombs. Granted, half-life is half life, but that would at least extend the time a little.

The Economy is on the rebound, The Shipyards are building new Warships nonstop, ready for the next war, if it begins.

The Iron and Gold Mines are the Biggest ever, and In the Middle Eastern Territories of Libya and Kuwait, Oil is King.

another thing is also being rebuilt from The end of The Thrid Quasi War, The Military, and the Civilians are surporting it. Citizens burn flags of Hataria's enemies, like Belem and Rathiea, more people burn The Flag of Hataria Arch-enemy, Communist Louisiana.

With The Economy and Military Might of Hataria Returning, The North Pacific will Never Be the same.

Mmkay, please disregard my statements in his defence for the time being. Maybe in a while they'll be appropriate, I hope. Still, leave him alone. Ignore him if you must, but there's no reason to be uncivilised and take the metaphorical Michael.

Okay. Hataria, please slow down your rebuilding process and instead of building battleships, build factories. Instead of soldiers, train doctors, teachers, and scientists. It will take probally at least 1 (real time) week before I would suggest continuing any military efforts at all, and even then keep it on the minimal (just Sepheroth). Maybe you should think about investing in a space fleet and establishing a new home, untouched by bombardments of radiation. I suggest you stop funding your "droid army" for the time being too. If you do this I will defend you in any military attack from outside nations that you didn't incite.

Not till My Economy is Back on it's Feet, Then I am going The Nation who almost Destroyed it (aks, I AM GOING AFTER RATHEA)

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

Do not be a fool.

Any attack on Ratheia will instantly involve the total and utter vaporization of anything still moving in your country.

We still have our T-60S Bombers, you know, the ones that destroyed all your factories.

OOC: Don't be a dumbass Hataria.

OH MAN! This is gold.

Mmkay. Everyone cut Hataria some slack now. Let us review-

1- He Admidted to losses

...

Wow. That should be enough right there, dunthca' think?

2- Rebuilding his Economy

...

Again. Wow. As in, rebuilding, not building up, but rebuilding, as in, great recession has taken place before hand, as in, lossess, as in, wow.

Wow. I'm taken by the first two alone..

OMG Hataria, meet, WTF Hataria.

I agree. Cut Hataria some slack.

Okay. Hataria, please slow down your rebuilding process and instead of building battleships, build factories. Instead of soldiers, train doctors, teachers, and scientists. It will take probally at least 1 (real time) week before I would suggest continuing any military efforts at all, and even then keep it on the minimal (just Sepheroth). Maybe you should think about investing in a space fleet and establishing a new home, untouched by bombardments of radiation. I suggest you stop funding your "droid army" for the time being too. If you do this I will defend you in any military attack from outside nations that you didn't incite.

The Hatarians are a Warrior People, They are Japanese and Mongolians Mixed in to a People That love war and Conquest just for The Aventunre. when a Hatarian Kid see a Anti-War Person, They say "Mommy! look at The Funny man woth the Sign!" and Throw rocks at him.

it has always been that way and will be till The end of The world.

The Hatarians are a Warrior People, They are Japanese and Mongolians Mixed in to a People That love war and Conquest just for The Aventunre. when a Hatarian Kid see a Anti-War Person, They say "Mommy! look at The Funny man woth the Sign!" and Throw rocks at him.

it has always been that way and will be till The end of The world.

"The Refugee State of Hataria will be destroyed long before the end of the world." - Nathan Irons, Ambassador to DA

(ooc: that is my name for your nation... since you moved your entire populace to a different location.)

-sigh- ok Hataria...I thought you were on the rebound, but ok. Your on your own. This is a bad decision on your part to continue with your military funding. You should at least consider planet hopping to another planet once you get back on your feet. Your part of Earth IV is sheet glass,

How can you support this child? I attacked his fleet, which he ignored because he "Already surrendered!!11!@OMGOOPSIPRESSED2!!!" Then he 'fired the entire nuclear aresenal' of Hataria at me. Oh wait, sorry he took 6 ships destroyed out of his 50+ fleet after I launched 1205 Anti-Shipping missiles.

Im sure you could pull a favor or two from a space faring nation, and they could transport you, and your people to a habitable planet. I would love to get you out of everyones hair... I mean, help you out. It would take 7 years, but relocation would be best, and Im sure any native tribes would keep you at bay with your conquest for those few years.

Im sure you could pull a favor or two from a space faring nation, and they could transport you, and your people to a habitable planet. I would love to get you out of everyones hair... I mean, help you out. It would take 7 years, but relocation would be best, and Im sure any native tribes would keep you at bay with your conquest for those few years.

I dont know... placing the fate of a whole planet in the care of Hataria. *shudders* I do not advise that.... unless the planet in question is something like Mercury or Venus.

The only way I am getting off Earth is Over every Hatarians DEAD BODY! the Hatarian People says so!

Margorn considered to stop mocking you, but then after seeing Hataria's replys desided to keep its best situational comedy on the air. As for Sephiroth, we'll just ignore you, partly because you aren't very good at "speelinc" and partly because you godmod alot.


Mockingly,

Emporer Rannos Liadon X, Ruler of Margorn

The Geymadeian Times Did a poll to see what common Hatarians think of The Rebonuding Economy, and The Rebuilding of The Imperial Military.

78% says The Rebuilding is Good, and The Military should say.
34% say That The Hatarian Rebuilding is not Good and The Military should be Dismanlled.

It looks like The Civilians are Pro Military.

Of corse, while The Military is the main part of the Rebuilding, The Civilians are being helped, Doctors are helping show the World that Hataria is still Looking after it's Civilians, Teachers are teaching Kids about the world and telling them That Hataria is the Greatist Nation on Earth.

The Geymadeian Times Did a poll to see what common Hatarians think of The Rebonuding Economy, and The Rebuilding of The Imperial Military.

78% says The Rebuilding is Good, and The Military should say.
34% say That The Hatarian Rebuilding is not Good and The Military should be Dismanlled.

It looks like The Civilians are Pro Military.

Of corse, while The Military is the main part of the Rebuilding, The Civilians are being helped, Doctors are helping show the World that Hataria is still Looking after it's Civilians, Teachers are teaching Kids about the world and telling them That Hataria is the Greatist Nation on Earth.

From the Kaiser's desk-

You are such a bleedin' idiot.

From the Kaiser's desk-

You are such a bleedin' idiot.


Amen, Mighty Kaiser, Amen.

The Japanese People would like to assist Hataria in repairing its economy.

Hum. Caeser, in latin pronunciation, is pronounced, Kaiser.

Whodathunkit.

The Japanese People would like to assist Hataria in repairing its economy.

Ok, and Thank you.

Ok. I've had a proper nights sleep, and i see my actions yesterday are wrong. Apologies to Hataria, but you are still slipping up in places. You really need to focus on rebuilding your nation, not your military. An army marches on it's stomach. try to get aid, and help, and stop warmongering.

:) Keep it up and you may actually earn respect from your elders.

The Order also wishes to assist Hataria with rebuilding of it's economy! We are donating freely one bottle cap and a wad of old chewing gum!

To help fuel the Hatarian War Machine, we'll be providing tank-grade cardboard refridgerator boxes, heavy-gauge 1 gallon capacity supersoakers and a thousand new spatulas for the infantry!

For the Hatarian Navy, we supply a case of Rubber Ducks, complete with state of the art bottle rocket propulsion systems! For the Air Force, heavy-grade cardstock for folding proper paper airplanes.

Here's to our hope for a better future!

Moleand wishes to help your navy. We shall hereby provide each memebr with a life jacket and a lifeboat. As you leave your harbour, we shall nicely sink your ships for you, so no-one is captured etc. Aren't we nice?

We will send you food supplies in the form of 1 pineapple. i suggest you cut it into rings-it's far more satisfying.

how about a bunch of graqpes? Easier to divide

how about a bunch of graqpes? Easier to divide

it's mainly ironic. I forgot to send them i knife to cut the pineapple with!

They could probably use some radioactive shrapnel

They could probably use some radioactive shrapnel

hmm... i suppose it's possible. That way they can eat the pineapple-then die of radiation poisoning. Bon appetit.

he he. When will this guy learn. People tell hi over and over again you can't do that. He should start again. He's got such a bad reputation, that nobody with two brain cells will RP.

We have sent over a crate of corks in case any of your ships should spring leaks.

To those Nations who are Really Helping, Thanks.

To Those Nations sending Useless Things.

We are sending you Tons of Rotten Food to feed your Leaders

Hope you like it.

To those Nations who are Really Helping, Thanks.

To Those Nations sending Useless Things.

We are sending you Tons of Rotten Food to feed your Leaders

Hope you like it.

yay!

this food has been shipped to the local zoo's, and used to feed the lovely animals. The zoo sends it's thanks, and in return we will send you... 2 Pineapples!

/me wishes he'd sent something useless.

/me laughs at the people who really are helping him, as they get NOTHING AT ALL, HAHAHAHAA!

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=361159

You said no more war??? :confused:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=361159

You said no more war??? :confused:

What Hataria thinks, says, does and is allowed to do are all completely different things, it seems. Either that, or his nation is living in a time warp, where time passes 10x faster than anywhere else. Which would explain his magic 'insta-ship' hat, anyway.

To do his last war, i think he found a fleet of lost aircraft carriers in a cave. of course, next for a space fleet i expect he'll find some Super Star Destroyers behind the couch while looking for the remote.

To all the Nations flameing Me on this Thread and anyothers.

Stop Flameing this Thread or I tell The Mods. I am asking Nicely.

Refer to this thread, regarding Hataria.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=360069

For The SECOND time........STOP THE FLAMES! PLZ!

Before the so-called "War of Terror" by Ratheia (The Hatarians Call it The War of Terror) The Hatarian Economy was powerful, But when Ratheia Tried to destroy it, The Territories were The Richest Parts of The Empire.

The Middle Eastern Provinces were the Richest of all The Territories, With Tons of Oil and The North African Railroad, The Middle East was the most powerful Part of the Empire.

Peru, with its Shipyards and Silver Mines, Ruled The New World in Captialism in The Hatarian Empire.

The Sgaur Fields of Cuba and Jamaica was The Pride of The Empire, feeding the Milions of Hatarians World wide.

Italy, Turkey, Austria, and Switzerland were Busy in Building up their Trade Empires out side The Hatarian Empire, Tradeing with other Nations.

Russia, Kenya, Japan and New Zealand Rule this new Hatarian Economy,The Main Banks of the Hatarian Empire had their HQ's in those Provinces.

But the real ones in BIG economies were Thailand, Cambodia, Indonesia and Pulau. Perlls, Rubber and Rice ruled South Asia and Feed Many Hatarians all over The Empire.

In short.....The Hatarian Ruta Ruled The World.

To help Hataria rebuild its economy because we pity it, Shiwea sends 3 really brave doctors and 1000 bricks.(yeh, it was really all we could get right now. we might send food next.)

Hataria ruled the world?

to imagine-a time when the world was cess-pool, filled with invincible people who declared war on anyone... *Shudder*

We found the food supply we wanted to give you! 50 apples, 100 bannanas, and 5 tankloads of orange juice.

In short.....The Hatarian Ruta Ruled The World.
The Frisbeeterian Corporate States willingly acknowledge that Hataria is the undisputed ruler of Hataria-World, or Earth IV, or whatever it is you're calling it this week. Congratulations on your great victory in your imaginary world.


Now would you please stop disturbing the rest of us?

ITD is sending a small fleet of 50 fishing boats. They are to be used to feed your people, not as weapons of war.

For The SECOND time........STOP THE FLAMES! PLZ!
Your attempt to get us warned for flaming failed. Unfree People decided nothing was wrong.
P.S well done on becoming a "Superior Gamer"!!!

I gotta admit, even though his/her RP is bad, S/he hasn't flamed anyone once. thats somthing to repect.

Why thank you for the gift, Hataria. It went very nicely towards the Containment Zone Restoration Project, also known as the Thousand Mile Compost Heap. Maybe someday something'll grow there again...and just think, you've had a hand in the restoration! Our Genuine thanks!

We will send you another gift of a thousand spatulas, may your army grow fierce and proficient in the art of the Spatula!

I gotta admit, even though his/her RP is bad, S/he hasn't flamed anyone once. thats somthing to repect.
Were that actually true, it might be respect-worthy. However, even a casual glance back at older topics reveals lots of flaming, ranging from insults of his own invention (baka=Japanese stupid-head) to more obvious stuff:

Flaming of Communist Mississippi (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6624068&postcount=8), Sanctaphrax (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6935401&postcount=23), Canan (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6848025&postcount=12), Pretty much everybody (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6844425&postcount=26), Aust (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6844492&postcount=35), Sevaris (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6845522&postcount=117) ... and finally a Flame warning from Myrth (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6845678&postcount=133).

Baka actually IS a japanese word, its meaning is generally 'fool' or 'idiot.' Its used frequently in Anime, and also is used occasionally in the webcomic "Megatokyo", a likely place for him to have picked it up.

I confirm BlackWolf's observation. :) There other other...worse Japanese insults he could have used, lol. :D

Baka actually IS a japanese word
I sit corrected.

Actually, it makes sense that Hataria is manga/anime-based. All he needs is a color press and a huge roll of pulp paper, and he can print as many soldiers and ships as he needs. Bind them into manga, distribute, and voila!, instant fleets and armies.

I sit corrected.

Actually, it makes sense that Hataria is manga/anime-based. All he needs is a color press and a huge roll of pulp paper, and he can print as many soldiers and ships as he needs. Bind them into manga, distribute, and voila!, instant fleets and armies.

Probably the reason he "invaded" japan and several other asian nations on his imaginary world.

Sword wielding archaic warriors vs Hataria's cardboard armies..............that's a tough one.

One Part pf The Empire I haven't talked about is getting richer, Hatarian West Africa, or The Nations of Maruitania and Mali. Because of Gold and Oil being fond in those Provinces.

One Part pf The Empire I haven't talked about is getting richer, Hatarian West Africa, or The Nations of Maruitania and Mali. Because of Gold and Oil being fond in those Provinces.
So basically, the entire empire is making tons of money?

So basically, the entire empire is making tons of money?

Bingo, and I am looking for Tradeing Partders

good luck! I wouldn't want radioactive gold!

One Part pf The Empire I haven't talked about is getting richer, Hatarian West Africa, or The Nations of Maruitania and Mali. Because of Gold and Oil being fond in those Provinces.

So you are trying to godmod your way into billions in revenue? Or is it trillions? Any rough estimate on the total amount of revenue this will generate for the war torn refugee camps of hataria?

As long as he doesn't like Hentai Anime, i'm not bothered what he likes.

Please guys, i'm getting seriously sick of the Hataria threads on I.I so just stop posting on them.
Ignore doesn't ignore the ridiculous amount of threads he has.
I'll ask one more time, stop posting so that he can go play by himself. Ignore him, permanently.

We would like to donate 1M USD to the Hatarian economy, seeing as he is doing something worthwhile --


Total to be paid to Hataria -

$1 000 000 : Deductions follow as -

Shipping - $7500
Protection -$12500
International Tax - $50 000
Solarais Tax - $40 000
Greediness Tax - $80 000
1337 HaXor Tax - $70 000
Production Costs - $100 000
Absurd Tax - $150 000
Income Tax - $400 000
Weird-Ass Tax - $200 000
Emotion Tax - $50 000

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Could the Hatarian Government please make out a cheque and/or money order for $150 000 USD to Solarais.