Texas and Colorado
28-09-2004, 07:20
We are sorry for inrupting Border Crossing 2: Blood Run, for this breaking news. We send you over to Hardy Nokers at the Kingsland Army Air Corps Research Center.
"Hello yall, this is a great day for us here in the C.T.C we have now entered the space race with help from our friends at Red Rattler Soda. Not only have we sent a craft into space we have done two other great things. (shot of earth from space) Capt. Dillweed and his three man crew have sucesfully orbited the earth and let loose into space the first C.T.C satilite dubbed Little Bit. With this satilite we will be able to see all over the world. There are plans to launch many more. Now we shall go to the large crowd here and ask people what they think."
"Hello my name is Capt. Wetpantsen of the C.T.C Army Aircorp. I think this is great it will help us when it comes to making maps and seeing where our foes are."
"Um uh Hi, I am Jeff Washington Carver, I am a sicentest and I love it, someday we may have a orbiting space coloney wow, space babes maybe!!!"
"Hi I am Besty Biguns, I hate it, what if I want to sunbate nude? They can see me!!!"
"Well there you have it, we will keep you informed, now back to your show."
"Hello yall, this is a great day for us here in the C.T.C we have now entered the space race with help from our friends at Red Rattler Soda. Not only have we sent a craft into space we have done two other great things. (shot of earth from space) Capt. Dillweed and his three man crew have sucesfully orbited the earth and let loose into space the first C.T.C satilite dubbed Little Bit. With this satilite we will be able to see all over the world. There are plans to launch many more. Now we shall go to the large crowd here and ask people what they think."
"Hello my name is Capt. Wetpantsen of the C.T.C Army Aircorp. I think this is great it will help us when it comes to making maps and seeing where our foes are."
"Um uh Hi, I am Jeff Washington Carver, I am a sicentest and I love it, someday we may have a orbiting space coloney wow, space babes maybe!!!"
"Hi I am Besty Biguns, I hate it, what if I want to sunbate nude? They can see me!!!"
"Well there you have it, we will keep you informed, now back to your show."