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I Declare War On The Iron Pig

[OOC]: Quickly everyone, point and laugh!

In anticipation, Hoverdrones have been deployed. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/drone/Hoverjet_tiny.jpg
TNNN (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=359039) Hoverdrone Report

"thats nice dear, tea?"

Points and laughs!

"Very nice, yawn i would nuke him guys but so so tired. Anyone want some Cheesecake?"

Why, what did iron pig to you??

OOC:

*looks at screen, falls out of chair laughing, then wipes tear out of eye*

Oh man, for a second there I started missing noobs. Thank you ded people....for re-kindling my fiery passion to destroy you.

Remember, no matter how dead the parrot may look he's only sleeping.

IC: We shall send the Knights who say 'Ni' out to defeat you.

NI!

E's not sleeping, e's bleeding demised. This is an ex-parrot.

Do you require a shrubbery Jarridia? We have an excellent shrubber named Roger who lives in our country...

"Figures. Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place. Tell me, Ded people, have you in fact got any cheese here at all?"

NOOOOO one expects Ded People. Our cheif weapon surprise, fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and suprise and ruthless efficiency. Our three weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Greatful Dead. Ah. Amongst our weapons... no, amongst our weaponry are... I'll come in again.

"Very nice, yawn i would nuke him guys but so so tired. Anyone want some Cheesecake?"
"Ooh, pass it here.
War eh? Light the beacon of Castle Anthrax..."

Do you require a shrubbery Jarridia? We have an excellent shrubber named Roger who lives in our country...

Does he arrange, design and sell shrubbery?

We also would require Ded People to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.

I suggest we all learn to protect ourselves from people armed with rippened fruit.

I Declare War On The Iron Pig


We support you in this noble quest. We shall donate the following high-tech military equipment:

50,000 MkV tanks, missing key components (such as the guns, the tracks, the engines, the armour)
200,000 M1 Springfield rifles, missing triggers and barrels, no ammo
900,000 kevlar vests, missing kevlar
1,680,000 Teletubby suits, used by urinating sweaty drunkards
500,000,000 ICBMs. Missing warheads, propulsion, outer casing and everything but nuts and bolts
1 cute puppy, dead

lol this is such a joke.

stupid noob/ newbie

why? whats the point?

OOC: Ha ha! You've all be watching FAR to much Monty python and Holy Grail.

'There it is!'
'What behind the the rabbit?'
'It is the rabbit!'

"Ooh, pass it here.
War eh? Light the beacon of Castle Anthrax..."

Passes some cheesecake.

Please explain the reason for your declaration of war. If you cannot come up with one, we shall be forced to side against you.
-Commander Corcyn, High General of the Glorious Army of Ghout, loyal servant of the Ghouti Emperor.

OOC: I'm guessing this will never get a response, but I'll try anyway...

"Death awaits you with sharp, pointy teeth!"
"What an eccentric performance."

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We shall toss the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at you!

1, 2, 5!

3 sir!

3.

*boom*

"There are some who call me.....Tim?"
"Greetings, Tim the enchanter."

Your the King? Well, I din't vote for you.

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

Then the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

Barney and BJ laugh at the amusing Ded people, and make friends with the funny Iron Pig.

Yes, let's take care of our pets,
Our hamsters and piggies and turtles,
Our fishes and frogs,
And our cats and our dogs,
Let's take care of our pets!

Give them food and water,
Run with them down the trail.
Brush out their fur
You might get a purr,
Or even a wagging tail!

"Albatross!"

"Enough chatter; where's the fighting?"
-Grandek Varilon, Spokesman for the High Council

*eats cheesecake*
"None shall pass."

I Declare War On The Iron Pig
Yea,And Pioson just declared war on AC/DC

ooc Dosen't this sound like a Battle of the Bands,Metal Style

One thing does The Iron Pig nation even exist? I have tried several different variants of it and so far haven't got anything....? Can someone clarify if The Iron Pig even exists?

(Nevermind its Iron Pig, not The Iron Pig)

http://www.pigsonparade.org/images/hogheaven/IronPig.jpg
The Iron Pig (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/11070/page=display_nation/nation=iron_pig)

http://www.pigsonparade.org/images/hogheaven/IronPig.jpg
The Iron Pig (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/11070/page=display_nation/nation=iron_pig)

LOL :p

OOC: Your all mad

What is your name?
Am I arthur King of the Britons!
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy grail!
What is the air velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
What do you mean? African of European?
I don't know that! WAHHAHHHHHH!!!!!

I Declare War On The Iron Pig
I shall join you by declaring war on its evil ally, the Iron Sheep!!!
BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH:)

It just gets worse and worse...

It just gets worse and worse...
What?
BTW I found the Iron Sheep but I am now friends with it as it hypnotized me;)

Right, but maybe we could build a wooden badger...

Right, but maybe we could build a wooden badger...
Or a wooden mole... Moles are evil:)

oi!!!!!!! That isn't nice... Leave my entire species alone (I hope your joking)

You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
'Tis but a scratch.
A scratch, your arm's off
no it isn't
What's that then?

oi!!!!!!! That isn't nice... Leave my entire species alone.
Okay then if you insist!

'hank you

I'm invincible!
You're a loony!

'hank you

I'm invincible!
You're a loony!
RIGHT THATS IT, I'M HAVING MOLE FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

And i'll film me eating it and send it to you.

Well, you can't eat my sort of mutant mole. But you could eat the moles that live in your garden!!!!

COUGH I hope they break through foundations, chew through your electrics, and that you generally die a horrible death on a rusty spike in the middle of nowhere COUGH

Well, you can't eat my sort of mutant mole.
Wanna bet???

they are 5 ft 6! And live on another planet!

they are 5 ft 6! And live on another planet!
There was a group of them on holiday here. I killed them and my chef is currently having them deep-fried.

That's it! This is getting outta hand. GET A LIFE!!!!

"What've you got?"
"Well, there's the eggs and bacon...egg, sausage and bacon...egg and spam...spam, egg, sausage and spam..spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam 'n spam..."

That's it! This is getting outta hand. GET A LIFE!!!!
You started it, didn't you? Sorry my mistake!

i'm fairly sure you did

Tuh-MAA-toe, tuh-mah-tuh ...

And now for something completely different.

A man, with 3 buttocks!

(Readies storm-sword super tank) Lets go mole huntin'!!

sigh, don't you start. I know your joking (you are aren't you?)

And now for something completely different

A man with 3 buttocks
Had that!
Ok, A man on a horse!

(Readies storm-sword super tank) Lets go mole huntin'!!
You're a little late:)

Groan!!!

You're a little late
Actually, no. It's a repeat ...

A man with a tape recorder up his nose!

As this thread is no appearing on th TNNN, I shall now resist the temptation to post on it!

A man with a tape recorder up his nose!
Is he a journalist for TNNN?

Of Course!

COUGH I hope they break through foundations, chew through your electrics, and that you generally die a horrible death on a rusty spike in the middle of nowhere COUGH

Can I help?
-Zeek, High Lord of the Tunnels, Supreme Leader of the Demonic Gopher Army

We support you in this noble quest. We shall donate the following high-tech military equipment:

50,000 MkV tanks, missing key components (such as the guns, the tracks, the engines, the armour)
200,000 M1 Springfield rifles, missing triggers and barrels, no ammo
900,000 kevlar vests, missing kevlar
1,680,000 Teletubby suits, used by urinating sweaty drunkards
500,000,000 ICBMs. Missing warheads, propulsion, outer casing and everything but nuts and bolts
1 cute puppy, dead

Ooooh!
Aaaah!
Very high tech indeed :)

There was a screeching and grinding noise that was hovering in the air with a quirky and expectantly witty pitch. As the noise grew louder, it became obvious to all those that were unfortunate enough to get themselves dragged into this thread, that a large shape was approaching. As the regretful morning sunlight flicked it's dreamy rays across the land, the shape was finally apparent. A large purple cannon, possible the size of a purple elephant ground to a halt, and across the side the large letters read: "IGNORE CANNON".

The leader of CornixPes stepped around from behind and leant against the large machine, smiling before quipping one of his trademark sentences.
"You boys better plug up those earholes, this noob's ass is going out like a candle!"

I Declare War On The Iron Pig
I find your lack of a true post disturbing. *uses Force Choke on you*
~Dark Lord Masaki