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but we are not taking no s*** from anyone.

My name is Lavendar Serenade, leader of Serafima

Serafima strongly believes in using our criminals to their best advantage and recruiting them in our armies, lead by female corporals.
Serafima also believes that women should have equal standings with men. However a majority of the women including myself, the leader, loved flirtation and has got the better of us in the past.

Our lands are similar to that of Avalon, we are peaceful fairy folk but when the tides turn we can master an evil that would scare the devil.

Sex has been used to forge alliances, its a pastime we enjoy (especially myself)

I hope we can be of assistance to any nation that needs us.

L. Serenade :fluffle:

But women are not equal to men!

In my country hierarchy:

God
Man
Horse
Dog
Woman
Rat

then little kratzoui tik tik tik!

well OK but thats how our country works, ooooh you are making me horny, we are just above rats, hmmm next thing you know you will want us to be your slaves and treat us like whores. Oh well I dont mind :fluffle: ;)

My advice is to get allies quickly and don't worry about contraoversal polocys. it is very rare when one nation can take over another if the invaded nation ahs allies. Oh, and don't upset AMF.

I hope I'm not the only person who finds this disturbing on many levels...

OOC: One thing to remember is that at first you should always watch a few RP's, both war and diplomatic. This not only helps cut down on noobs, but it also can help you gain respect in the NS community.

IC:

Greetings! Jarridia hereby recognizes your existence and wishes to establish an embassy within your borders, and we wish to grant you an embassy in out capital. The world is turbulent, and friendships and alliances are a must. I extend this olive branch to you and offer you a chance to become part of the Westwood Alliance, which Jarridia founded, many, many years ago. If you are interested, please allow us to know. Thank you for your time.

Paul Angeman
Jarridian Emissary to Serafima

[OOC: Read RPs, stickies, etc.

This thread (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357975) has a LOT of great information for you to read through. It's practically one-stop shopping for everything NS.]

The TBA alliance wishs to invite your great nation to join the TBA Alliance. here is a link to the Alliance Topic

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=351856

Check out Euroslavia's guide to NationStates, here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357975).

Check out Euroslavia's guide to NationStates, here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357975).

I think Sarzonia beat you to it :D

Unified Sith is glad to see another young nation rise from obscurity. We will be glad to open relations to you and assist you in your developement such as weapopns and industry. If interested drop me a line in this thread or send a tg.

Unified Sith
Because We Care

but we are not taking no s*** from anyone.

My name is Lavendar Serenade, leader of Serafima

Serafima strongly believes in using our criminals to their best advantage and recruiting them in our armies, lead by female corporals.
Serafima also believes that women should have equal standings with men. However a majority of the women including myself, the leader, loved flirtation and has got the better of us in the past.

Our lands are similar to that of Avalon, we are peaceful fairy folk but when the tides turn we can master an evil that would scare the devil.

Sex has been used to forge alliances, its a pastime we enjoy (especially myself)

I hope we can be of assistance to any nation that needs us.

L. Serenade :fluffle:

Fairies, magic? Burn them, BURN THEM NOW AND SALT THE LAND!!!!
-Magnus Handerson; Head of the allaince of witch burning conspiracy theorists.

Seriously you aren't a fan of the ringworld series are you? (the sex for alliances bit)

Anyway welcome to the world of NS and its assembly of insanity, Crookfur is a huge Scandinavian liberal style totally middle of the road nation and generally a fairly freindly one (until our fleets get bored that is).
if you ever need a hand just give us a hollar and we'll see what we can do and we promise to try not to take over your automobile manufacturing industry..

I think Sarzonia beat you to it :D
shut up... :p

To Lavendar Serenade, Leader of Serafima
From Ambassador Midian of Neo Cannen
The Prime Nomad/Guardien of Neo Cannen is pleased to see that you are humble, mature and self controled enough to ask for everyone elses help instead of hap-hazardly running into battle with no preperation. Though we are not a war like nation, we offer you our hand in friendship and hope that your nation will rise through to prosperity. Some advice in terms of your forigen and domestic policy is to do what you wish. Do not allow other external nations to dominate you, that is a road to ruin. I hope you see your nation blossom like the flower of your namesake.

But women are not equal to men!

In my country hierarchy:

God
Man
Horse
Dog
Woman
Rat

then little kratzoui tik tik tik!


God
Ex-Premier, Ex-Czar Curtis Fabus
Czar Roger Fabus (Somewhat on par with him is Czarina Alice Fabus)
Other Fabuses
Paul Stahlecker
Other Stahleckers
Joseph Mladic
Other Mladics
Bertrand Navarre
Other Navarres
Baldur Von Schacht
Other Schachts
Wilhelm Ernst
Other Ernsts
SRG members (Special Republican Guard)
RG members (Republican Guard)
WKM members (White Knights of Mississippi)
Those in the SRG that are also WKM
Those in the RG that are also WKM
White property owning males, general population
White males without property, general population
Females relatives of the property owning white males.
Female relatives of those white males without property
Cats
Dogs
Elephants
Deer
other animals
non-whites
communists
anybody who isn't a right-wing white Christian

probably a few more, but that's what comes to mind.

Why are dogs better than elephants?

But women are not equal to men!

In my country hierarchy:

God
Man
Horse
Dog
Woman
Rat


Ah well ... sic semper gay dudes. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

It's just that any normal man would have recognized the invitation and jumped at the chance.

Your loss, oh wise one.