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Zhirinovsky's temper went out of the window when asked if he has any ties with NATO

"Many feel that Russian Forces might get involved with the guffingford/chellis crisis on the side of NATO. We are not friends of NATO and whoever made such a claim must have had parents drinking vodka during pregnancy! We stand by for communism, for the benefit of communism and the people. NATO are nothing more than drunk imperialistic rulers who can't point which country they want to invade on the map! If a member of NATO wishes to be my friend, i invite him into the Gulag in Siberia.

OCC: Also it was created by **cough** **cough** Automagfreek AKA something starting with a P.

BUMP! This is important.

OOC: I second the title, if not the body of the text.

understood!

The Dr_Twist Government also Echo's the Comments from Moscow, Dr_Twist Is not a Friend with NATO never has been never will be!

Just oocly, why is this important?

OCC: Many assume that im going to help NATO in its plans to destroy Guffingford and unified sith. I just wish to make it clear i wont.

OCC: Many assume that im going to help NATO in its plans to destroy Guffingford and unified sith. I just wish to make it clear i wont.
NATO is not planning to destroy anyone we are only reinforcing the defencive positions of our allies.

By attacking them? (Leave me alone damn you! Prae!)

By attacking them? (Leave me alone damn you! Prae!)
We haven't attacked anyone, for that matter no one has.

it seems that NATO are more of the aggressors than any other side in this crisis.
We will keep an eye on NATO at all times, especially when it haves a leader like Damien Wildfire.

We haven't attacked anyone, for that matter no one has.

I really shouldnt plan out loud..

Can someone please supply me with some evidence (either way)?

it seems that NATO are more of the aggressors than any other side in this crisis.
We will keep an eye on NATO at all times, especially when it haves a leader like Damien Wildfire.
What? All we are doing is reinforcing the defencive lines of the assets of NATO members, whereas Guffingford is the one attacking Spain with 20m troops.

EDIT: I implore you all to read the 'Crucible' thread and decide for yourselves who the agressor is, rather than just blindly following whatever Russian Forces tells you. Thankyou in advance.

What? All we are doing is reinforcing the defencive lines of the assets of NATO members, whereas Guffingford is the one attacking Spain with 20m troops.

I outlined this in another Thread, Guffingford and a NATO nation attacked Spain, now NATO is claiming that Guffingford is a Threat to NATO in Spain and is now Threatening him with invasion because he invaded Spain while NATO themselves did as well..., In Return the Dr_Twist Government Threatened NATO to Stay away from Guffingford controlled Spain or Receive a Counter Attack from the Dr_Twist Government and its Allies.

OOC: Guffingford had no more claim to Spain than Hamptonshire did. A part of Spain was taken by a NATO member to create a buffer zone to protect Chellian France.

What? All we are doing is reinforcing the defencive lines of the assets of NATO members, whereas Guffingford is the one attacking Spain with 20m troops.

EDIT: I implore you all to read the 'Crucible' thread and decide for yourselves who the agressor is, rather than just blindly following whatever Russian Forces tells you. Thankyou in advance.

If YOU read then you'd know only a fraction of those troops are in Spain.

OOC: Guffingford had no more claim to Spain than Hamptonshire did. A part of Spain was taken by a NATO member to create a buffer zone to protect Chellian France.

And yet NATO Threatens Guggingford with Invasion.... If NATO Invades Guffingford Controlled Spain the Dr_Twist Government and its Allies will have no choice but to then Invade NATO Controlled Spain. NATO has shown nothing more then Aggression on this Matter. Europe has and always has been a Stronghold of Dr_Twist/RF Allies and we will Match any force any outside Alliance brings into Europe.

Dr_Twist.

thankyou for pointing that out Dr Twist.

Nato has not said it would invade Guffingford, and chellis would like to see where people are getting this information from. We are making movements, mostly in form to protect Chellis. Spain is different. The Verbotten Lufftwaffe government has collapsed, and order needs to be restored there. Neither Hamptonshire nor Guffingford had a right to move into there, but it happened by both, and no one can claim superiority there.

Chellis personally called on Russian Forces as an ally to help it. If it does not want to, we respect that. Russian Forces is in no way an ally of Nato, but an ally of Chellis', and some seem to make this friendship go even to far. There should be no war, there are peace talks going on this very moment. Hopefully, this whole thing can be a bad dream.

we hope so too Chellis. We just wish for all sides to back off. However although i will never harm Chellis, i will surely harm NATO if they dare attack Guffingford and Unified sith.

Hear, hear to what Chellis said. We never said that we would attack Guffingford or Unified Sith. This thread is just a load of hot air designed to try to smear NATO.

There was always a sort of Cold War between RF and NATO, its merely heating up because of your intrusions in europe. Europe is peaceful as it is yet you bring more conflict into the land. That why our troops in europe are always standing by and waiting. Steam rolling is what Russia does best and we fear to use it.

As a show of good will, Chellis will remove the forces it has in Spain, being few as they are anyways, and move them to the French side of the border. We don't want war, and we know that Guffingford wouldn't take advantage of us, so there is no reason to bolster defenses there...

In the unlikely situation that Russia itself is attacked we we promise full military support for the Russian people.

ooc: And yes, I do know what this thread is about.

As a show of good will, Chellis will remove the forces it has in Spain, being few as they are anyways, and move them to the French side of the border. We don't want war, and we know that Guffingford wouldn't take advantage of us, so there is no reason to bolster defenses there...

We are not a heathen people without honour. We will hold our positions without violating any more territory.

OOC: Shall I dignify RF with a response? Hmmmmm.....no.

The manner in which he continually tries to get me to lift my IC ignore on him simply reeks of jealousy.

The USIH also echo's the main sentiment of Russian Forces and Dr_Twists statements, although obviously a full out confrontation is completely avoidable.