NationStates Jolt Archive

A huge arena had been set up. Scaffolding reaches fifty feet in the air people hover near all the stands that have been set up. They are waiting for the other populations to arrive and rock thei socks off at Uberstock!!!
OOC: If you are not familiar with Uberstock it is a giant concert/world fair. Everyone is invited.

OH
HELL
YES

I thought we had forgotten this. This will rock.

The Camel Eaters raise their collective voices and rush the Generians jumping in the air rejoicing at their presence.

Rednecks

Bump!!!

the Generians, armed with Keith richards, charge and embrace the Camel Eaters, before performing proliferous air guitar solos.

The Camel Eaters attempt to do the air guitar but fail so they just do air bagpipes.

The Camel Eaters attempt to do the air guitar but fail so they just do air bagpipes.

Bon Scot rises in a red cloud from the dead, and proceeds to play the bagpipes with the Camel Eaters. ACDC rides in on a flying carpet, and they break into a rockin rendition of It's a long Way to the Top.

Dropkick Murphy's appears from nowhere with Spicy McHaggis and begin playing Heroes from the Past. Bon Scot joins in.

The Generians swarm about, constructing the stage and whatever else is needed for the great Annual Uberstock. They are aided by Thor, who bursts out of a mountain.

The Camel Eaters swarm around the concession stands setting up any extra ones that need to be set up.

Bump

All of Borman arrives and parties.

A small boy in the crowd seeks out Paulie.

He jumps on a newly constucted stage and calls "Paulie you ugly son of a bitch where are's your arse." He opens a beer and prepares to pour it out basically wasting it.

A tremendous rumbling shakes the earth. Atop a faraway hill billions of figures appear. The rumble is incredible, as the figures atop the hill begin pouring down towards Uberstock. Billions of VW Wagons in funky, groovy, and psychadelic paint jobs squeal to a halt.

USSCR's Children of the Flower (Hippies) have arrived! Psychadelic, man.

GROOVY!

A cheer goes out amongst the assembled masses celebrating the new Uberstockers that would be participating this year. Thousands of legal (aka all of them) drugs were offered.

USSCR Hippy Psychologists, who have been researching the complexities of the human mind influenced by narcotics, had this to say:

"Heavy, man..."

All of the McDeathians join in, and there was much rejoicing.


Yay.

"OH then don't take our perfectly fine drugs we'll smoke/snort/inject them ourselves." The boy onstage begins pouring out some beer.

More folk are coming than I thought.

The Camel Eaters run and embrace the McDeathians.

Bump!!! Bump!!! Bump it up!!!

The cover bands warm up on the stage behind the kid. They begin playing Crazy Train to warm up the crowd.

Ozzy storms the stage and kicks the cover band. Randy Rhoads descends in a burning airplane, and joins in Crazy Train.

The helicopter swoops in and lands behind the stage. The doors open and the onlookers stare in awe as the newly cloned and resurrected John Bonnam steps out with Jimmy Page and the rest of Led Zepplin. King 'Lude II is on their heels and turns to the assembled crowd: "So, when does the party start" He waves his arms wide and a stream of hashish laced joints fly out of sleeves at the onlookers who scramble to catch them. Led Zepplin sets up and the strains of "Dazed and Confused" are soon filling the air.

The boy just keeps standing there waiting for Paulie to come on the stage.

OOC: This is freakin' awesome.
Several thousand people break out into full party mode. Lots of things that are usually banned in the civilized world happen. Sex in public, violence, and many drugs.

Thor walks into the middle of the crowd, trampling many under his immense feet. As is tradition, he proclaims Uberstock to be Valhalla, and performs a proliferous air guitar solo. Godzilla bursts from a volcano, and does epic battle with thor.

A crowd of vikings, pirates, and bedhouin warriors proceed to pillage and carry off women.

The Generians smoke the joints and fall over themselves, laughing at random objects.

A guy on mushrooms falls over, and attacks the tree for laughing at him. An old man watches.

((OOC: True story...))

A bewidered boy grabs his father in fear of what was happening. "Do not fear my son it is tradition that Thor, Godzilla, Abraham Lincoln, and A giant robot do battle hear. As for the carrying off of women well... They are not being carried off against their will. Plus this will help to combine and strengthen our collective peoples." The boys father then jumps up and down with the music before grabbing a shield some armor and an axe to go and carry off women with.

A giant robot and a giant Abraham Lincoln join in the free for all. The Generians start having proliferous amounts of sex with, well, everyone.

A giant robot and a giant Abraham Lincoln join in the free for all. The Generians start having proliferous amounts of sex with, well, everyone.
It is tradition the old man yells after killing the idiot who was attacking a tree.

The police arrive after having heard numerous complaints from nearby residents about the noise level and outright riotousness. :P

The old man attacks the stoner, and kills him for attacking the tree. G'N'F'nR's attacks the stage, and bursts into Sweet Child O' Mine.

Buddy it's hosted in my country and the police are attending. It's illegal to be arrested at Uberstock.

The police arrive after having heard numerous complaints from nearby residents about the noise level and outright riotousness. :P

The police are attacked and carried off by the vikings. They soon get absorbed by the partying, and play prodigious air guitar solos.

As the police are all young rock music fans, no harm is done. :P

The food runs out so a large group of vikings and minotaurs are rounded up and told to go for a food raid on a neighboring people.

The vikings kill and eat the minotaurs for energy. They then proceed to raid neighboring barbeques, and carry off great amounts of pulled pork, ribs, and other such good stuff. They also carry off more women.

The boy looks down to see paulie's head. As he poures the beer it goes into Paulie's mouth.

The remaining minotaurs ambush the vikings on the way back killing a large number. Before stealing the food and presenting it. Ever the while munching on viking arm.

The pirates, bedhouin warriors, and pirates gang up on the minotaurs. They do epic battle for three minutes, before getting too drunk to care. They then go about carrying off women.

The boy looks down to see paulie's head. As he poures the beer it goes into Paulie's mouth.
"You knobbed a chick or eight hundred at the last one. one of those was my mother." The boy jumps down and looks up at Paulie. "You're apparently my father and my mother was killed in a terrorist action a week ago. My name is Shryke."

Danm Communists, I mean Terrorists. You want to...wait a minute. I thought the doctor siad i had no sperm. How could you be my son?

Danm Communists, I mean Terrorists. You want to...wait a minute. I thought the doctor siad i had no sperm. How could you be my son?
Our women often absorb DNA from people they have contact with they then decide if that DNA will be transformed into sperm and then whether or not they wnat to become pregnant from that individual. We're not exactly human.

All right. Well i just made that up, i have sperm. But im in the military, besides Uberstock, you'll never see me. How bout we find you a fatherly figure? OR you can join the Borman military.

All right. Well i just made that up, i have sperm. But im in the military, besides Uberstock, you'll never see me. How bout we find you a fatherly figure? OR you can join the Borman military.
Shryke quickly snatches a blade out of the air twirls it cuts off a lock of Paulie's hair and hands it to him. "I'd love to join the Borman military."

Alright. Go see that man and come back when your done, how old are you again??? (I'd apreciate him being like 22 or older.)

Alright. Go see that man and come back when your done, how old are you again??? (I'd apreciate him being like 22 or older.)
"23. By the way who do I get to kill? What man where?"

OOC: Shryke was the product of a very long breeding program. He moves like a Jedi and has some psychic powers not many but enough.

Every man, woman, and child in the nation of Swordsmiths swarms into Uberstock, offering booze ( :gundge: ), sex ( :fluffle: ), and guns ( :sniper: :mp5: ) to all who need/don't need or want/don't want them.

Every man, woman, and child in the nation of Swordsmiths swarms into Uberstock, offering booze ( :gundge: ), sex ( :fluffle: ), and guns ( :sniper: :mp5: ) to all who need/don't need or want/don't want them.
Many folk immediately jump up at the offer of guns, booze, and sex.

The Generians recieve the swordsmiths with open arms. They eat, drink, laugh, interbreed, and are merry.

That guy, the one fighting off anf beating like 100 vikings. He's the recruiter.

When Uberstock is over you can help me kill commies. What's your full name?

Same with the Camel Eaters.
OOC: Not as good as the first one but still pretty damn good.

That guy, the one fighting off anf beating like 100 vikings. He's the recruiter.

When Uberstock is over you can help me kill commies. What's your full name?
Shryke. He walks over to the recruiter.

John Bonnam and Neal Pert discuss things backstage with King 'Lude, they then, quickly at a break between sets, co-ordinate their drums and rhythms and the audience is quickly awed, and then burts into thunderous cheers as the two master drummers launch into a massive drum solo of Southern Pacific origin and King 'Lude's entourage of 25 Tahitian belly dancers begin to perform to the beat of the drums.

That guy, the one fighting off anf beating like 100 vikings. He's the recruiter.

When Uberstock is over you can help me kill commies. What's your full name?

Bump!!!

Umm. BUMP!!!

Every great rock band in history appears on stage and starts jamming. The solos and utter rockitude is so great, that the heads of ten thousand people explode.

A lone rocker appears behind the crowd clad completely in black with huge boots and long black hair. He plays the greatest guitar solo in the history of music. The gods deem him to be worthy and great waves of flame bellow from the earth behind him.

Bump!!!

I may be forced to sleep now so y'all keep this one afloat if ye can and we'll continue this up in hear tomorrow.

I may be forced to sleep now so y'all keep this one afloat if ye can and we'll continue this up in hear tomorrow.

Will do.

Party...party...party...Fish?

No phish.

Lol, good play.

Mwahaha!!!

Why i autta give you a bump