The Moonlit Crawfish
25-09-2004, 17:08
I am the FenLord of the Albino Crawfish Clan, the largest clan of Moonlit Crawfish People. We live ina swamp area about the size of you hooman's Rhode Island. We are servants of the Tidepool Mother and Her consort, the Sky God. As such, we seek to be at peace with the hooman nations that live on our planet.
We would like to establish trade between Earth hoomans and us. We have our delicious giant crawfish to offer, and we have other foodstuffs. We ask for iron and halluciogneic drugs for our shamans to commune with the TidePool Mother and the Skygod, who is the Most Blessed Sun, Solis.
Thank you for your attention. We are friendly Native Priapians who seek to make hooman friends.
We would like to establish trade between Earth hoomans and us. We have our delicious giant crawfish to offer, and we have other foodstuffs. We ask for iron and halluciogneic drugs for our shamans to commune with the TidePool Mother and the Skygod, who is the Most Blessed Sun, Solis.
Thank you for your attention. We are friendly Native Priapians who seek to make hooman friends.