Isochronous
24-09-2004, 11:31
In the wake of two attempted hijackings, and a failed plot to detonate three truck bombs outside the Imperial Reserve Bank, His Majesty Emperor Tamazoid I addressed his Empire on television.
"Friends, what we have witnessed is a horrible tragedy. Whilst we were lucky nobody was injured, it could have been much worse. I would also like to take this opportunity to praise our brave security and defence forces."
"These terrorists are disgusting Islamofascists. They want to destroy us because of our values, our way of life. To them we are scum who must be destroyed. Well. Any scumbag who attempts to commit terrorist acts against Isochrons will not receive any mercy."
"Due to the despicable nature of these crimes, committed by:
Abdul Wahim Mahatma
Muhammad raziq-Ali
Laden bin Laden
Khalid al-Midhar
Yassa Razhaq Wahim Qasar
I have exercised my right to impose the sentences on them myself. And I hereby sentence the five evil terrorists to 5 hours being beaten by a stick, and subsequent execution."
"However, because Laden bin Laden turned himself in, I am prepared to spare him and merely deport him overseas should another nation be willing to take him."
"Fellow Isochrons, these attempted attacks showed that we must be more vigilant than ever. Be alert, but not alarmed. Thankyou."
"Friends, what we have witnessed is a horrible tragedy. Whilst we were lucky nobody was injured, it could have been much worse. I would also like to take this opportunity to praise our brave security and defence forces."
"These terrorists are disgusting Islamofascists. They want to destroy us because of our values, our way of life. To them we are scum who must be destroyed. Well. Any scumbag who attempts to commit terrorist acts against Isochrons will not receive any mercy."
"Due to the despicable nature of these crimes, committed by:
Abdul Wahim Mahatma
Muhammad raziq-Ali
Laden bin Laden
Khalid al-Midhar
Yassa Razhaq Wahim Qasar
I have exercised my right to impose the sentences on them myself. And I hereby sentence the five evil terrorists to 5 hours being beaten by a stick, and subsequent execution."
"However, because Laden bin Laden turned himself in, I am prepared to spare him and merely deport him overseas should another nation be willing to take him."
"Fellow Isochrons, these attempted attacks showed that we must be more vigilant than ever. Be alert, but not alarmed. Thankyou."