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The armie of our natin has declered war on Hataria!

give us all your money or we will fire 1000 Nucks at you in da form of ICMBS and intercontinental ballistic missiles

we also surround you natin

50 Big Carriers with 300 hornets each
1000 big subs with nukes, and nuclear icbms

This has to be fake.

why is it fake

OOC: Woohoo! I finally found a use for this smilie ---> :headbang:

the hornets drop there bumbs and 551 nooks drop on hataria, killing a thousand ppl.

our losses are 6 carriers and 3 subs from his attacks (he sent a fighter and it won because a fighter can destroy a sub.

WHY! Damit Hataria is been death since...forever.Just leave him in peace!

because i hate hatarians and just for thjat remark it is now not against just hataria, but Soviet Unions as well

Before you Decler war on Hataria, I Declare that you should learn how to spell, learn how to rp and learn real casualty figures. Plus you can't have nuclear weapons or any of the weapons you have. Please learn how to play and spell before posting.

The armie of our natin has declered war on Hataria!

give us all your money or we will fire 1000 Nucks at you in da form of ICMBS and intercontinental ballistic missiles

we also surround you natin

50 Big Carriers with 300 hornets each
1000 big subs with nukes, and nuclear icbms

Have fun godmodding.

The armie of our natin has declered war on Hataria!

give us all your money or we will fire 1000 Nucks at you in da form of ICMBS and intercontinental ballistic missiles

we also surround you natin

50 Big Carriers with 300 hornets each
1000 big subs with nukes, and nuclear icbms
That's a hell of a lot of planes per "Big Carrier". Additionally, with a navy that big, your citizens are on ketchup packets and water.

Its obviously some older nation whose tiered of RPing the right way, and made a new nation. Let him throw his nooks around for a day.

stop makin funn oof me

just for that i send 5000 nukes to each of you

take that meanie

haha have fun

Ignoring attack

OOC: Thank you for this piece of entertainment, whoever you really are.

I retaliate against your nuclear strike with my "Ignore" strategic defense system. It can destroy any incoming attack I don't want to happen.

OOC: Fun indeed.

stop makin funn oof me

just for that i send 5000 nukes to each of you

take that meanie

OOC: LOL! If you're trying to be funny, you've succeeded :D. Really made me larf that did...

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you have no right o videotape me

Oh, yes they do. Two reasons: no1 entertainment, no2 information on how not to roleplay. And for gods sake...did someone declare a beat up on Hataria week?

Oh, yes they do. Two reasons: no1 entertainment, no2 information on how not to roleplay. And for gods sake...did someone declare a beat up on Hataria week?
Try more around, Beat up Hataria Decade

We could officially make that next week...

Hmm, if this guy keeps this up, he could have his own show on TNNN, I bet the ratings will be high. You could call it "Godmodder who can't spell 2" (The first one was about Seph)

Mesazoic can you sign back on my aim thinks you are actually signed off and won't let me respond

HATARIA REPLY!!

you are dead

a smoking crater

radioactive glass

mutant scum

the only living thing in yor nation acre roaches

And if you try and Nuck (Thats how he spelled it) me, I will use my new version of SDI* defeses

* = Shutup Dumbass Ignore

^You know who he reminds me of? A certain other noob...Named the "mighty" Lu Bu. Same spelling even...if slightly more intelligent posts..

Hmm, really? Never heard of Lu Bu. And, come to think of it, I am glad I haven't

OOC: Woohoo! I finally found a use for this smilie ---> :headbang:

I agree completly

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the last of our nooks have been launched at the nations that posted heree

all 5 million nuclear icbms 2 million nuclear intercontinentaly ballistic missiles have been laucnched and have hit you nations

post youre loses now

Lu Bu insanely and quite n00bishly tried to declare war on the world earlier today (or late night yesterday, for some folks). A good laugh, though :D

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Man, gotta love that one.

No losses. The Ignore Defense Sytem worked without a flaw.

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the last of our nooks have been launched at the nations that posted heree

all 5 million nuclear icbms 2 million nuclear intercontinentaly ballistic missiles have been laucnched and have hit you nations

post youre loses now
lOfficial news release by the Information office
The Incorporated states finally found a use for all those I.G.N.O.R.E cannons today as they used them to blast the unprovoked attack out of existence. While normally we would not hesitate to respond we will make a exeption this time and will not attack the nation of Alsdjfhg as he did this seemingly out of mis placed anger.

OOC: *sneaks up on the player of Alskdjfg and places a "I'm a noob, kick me" sticker on his back*

All nooks launched at all countries unexplode, leaving the land and people the way it was, and turn around and head back to Their homeland, where they explode, leaving a land of half cockroach, half badger people. I'd suggest joining the shivans, you'd fit right in.
All thanks to the technical wonder that is timetravel.


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Looks to me like someone's puppet taking the piss out of Hataria for being such a n00b.

Looks to me like someone's puppet taking the piss out of Hataria for being such a n00b.
Agreed. No one can possibly be that stupid... we haven't had this... breathtaking an entry onto the world stage since, Hataria really!
Keep up the good work.
p.s Have I qualified for the 5000 "nooks" top prize? Maybe you could double it, for me?

Thousands of "nooks" fall from the sky. Why corners of drywall are falling on my people I don't know. But to be fair, here are my losses:

1 sack of potatoes (DAMN YOU!)
30 Roaches, mice, rats, and other assorted pests (ok I forgive you the potatoes)
1 civilian (meh...oh well)
A few mexican children riding on a mule (NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) (The mule was unharmed)

And in return for this outrage, i will use the drywall to build a new stable for the mule, who is now friendless.

Enough is enough.

http://www.funnypictures2.com/albums/newbies/stfu.jpg

Wow....just, wow. I didn't think that anyone could even pretend to be that stupid...wow.

My army paradropped on your nation and took it within an matter of hours.
You are DEAD

If he gad godmod i will try my new NMS defence system
(Nation Move System, moves the nation and the missiles hits the ocean)

OOC: This must be the worst noob i have ever seen here...
Quite entertaining ;)

And i think it`s time to leave Hataria in peace for a while

I think we should put in a request for the mods to move this into the archive. It's absolutely priceless!

the last of our nooks have been launched at the nations that posted heree

all 5 million nuclear icbms 2 million nuclear intercontinentaly ballistic missiles have been laucnched and have hit you nations

post youre loses now

I only have this to say.....


http://www.funnypictures2.com/albums/insults/dumb.jpg

This is so obviously a puppet it isn't true. The laziness with which the name was conceived, the deliberate spelling mistakes, the completely new nation somehow knowing that Hataria would be a good target. Indeed somehow knowing that Hataria even existed. IGNOREd. Whoever's puppet you are, you should be ashamed.

A single IGNORE tank drops from the sky and lands in the midst of Alskdjfhg. It proceeds to launch its nanobots which are better than your nanobots and can do anything. The nanobots dissassemble Alskdjfhg's population and recycles them into fertilizer to be dumped into the ocean for fishfood.