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I AM THE MIGHTY LU BU, I SHALL DESTORY YOU ALL!!!!! BOW DOWN TO ME OR I SHALL WIPE OUT ALL OF YOUR NATIONS WITH MY MIGHTY SKY SOARCHER TANKS AND RED HARE BOMBERS. MY MIGHTY INFANTRY SHALL CONQUER YOUR CITIES TAKE YOUR WOMEN!!! I AM THE MIGHTY LU BU!!!


:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:


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YOU HAVE TILL NOON TOMARROW TO MAKE YOUR DESCION, THEN I SHALL WIPE YOU OUT ONE BY ONE!!!


I AM THE MIGHTY LU BU!!!

Throws a rock at Might Lu Bu's 'army' of Scarecrows and Bunnies


IGNORED!

*fires up the trusty old IGNORE cannons*

Someone has made a puppet. Now do tell us who you are. Go on, we won't laugh.

Oh no. Please don't. We beg you. We surrender. Have mercy. No. Don't.*



[*This sarcasm is courtesy of the Confederacy of Mattikistan. All rights reserved.]

This is Jason Aiodh with the Republican News Network.

In response to the nigh-unintelligible missive from "The Mighty Lu Bu" to world leaders, Educational Minister Conall MacCool announced an expansion of the Republic's literacy education programs.

"What we see here is the potential future of an uneducated electorate, should they gain control of a nation. In the interests of sparing our children that embarassment, we feel it is neccessary to teach them the proper use of grammar, punctuation, and spelling."

In other news, unconfirmed reports place Prime Minister Dempsey in the subchambers of Parliament, clutching his sides and laughing uproariously for more than twenty minutes after this missive was read in both chambers of the legislature.

With RNN, this is Jason Aiodh.

Dear Mr: The Might Lu Bu

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I think it would be best if you withdrew your statement apologised and tried to get on with your life.

PS. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
PPS. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

When I tried this, the world was still small enough for people to take notice without laughing. Haha. N00b. Reminds me of my young self......creepy.

ARGH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! NOT LU BU!!!

*hides under rock*

To: Might Lu Bu

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Every one Laughs at your Army of Scarecrows, Bunnies, and Toy Planes. even The Godmoders and n00bs are laughing at you. This should be put on TNNN as 'OMG Might Lu Bu'

To: Might Lu Bu

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Every one Laughs at your Army of Scarecrows, Bunnies, and Toy Planes. even The Godmoders and n00bs are laughing at you. This should be put on TNNN as 'OMG Might Lu Bu'

*coughs*

*sends Zhang He after Lu Bu* There we go; prepare to have your eyes clawed out! Muhahahahaha
And thus Lu Bu's army of one was defeated

Does that mean The Might Lu Bu declares war on me?

*Puts his army in a laughing stock!*

This should be put on TNNN as 'OMG Might Lu Bu'
This Topic Is Now Being IGNORED By
TNNN – The NationStates N00B Network

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/Hoverjet_sm.jpg (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=359039)
... as beneath their notice. It's too stupid to be funny.

Official responce from the Incorporated states Pr office
Lu Bu? I thought he died some 1800 years ago...

You mean... this guy?

http://ps2media.ign.com/media/previews/image/dw2chars/lubu_1in.jpg

*bursts out laughing*

Jedi Padawans can deal with him! Force + Lightsaber = dead Lu Bu.

Lu Bu is a Warrior! not a leader! and I killed him some what 50 times in a Duel with him! he's pathetic even with a skilled opponant!*Gray Military mocks Lubu*

The Government Command of wwa officially releases this statement.

"The State of wwa has found a just solution to the problem of Lu Bu, one of the largest n00b threats encountered in quite a while. As i speak, the wwa special forces task squads are releasing Seven (yes. seven) Angry Monkeys to reap havoc in Lu Bu. Thank you."

ooc: Harsh i know, it will surly destroy everything in that nation.

Yeah... Uh huh... I'll make sure to put you on my to-do list... Let's see here...

1) Eat churros
2) Play some Final Fantasy
3) Maybe get another churro
4) Get dominated by the "mighty" Lu Bu.

You Dare To Defy The Mighty Lu Bu!!!!



Idiots I Warned You!!!




As Of Now The Mighty Lu Bu Has Sent Out Our Entire Force Of Sky Scoarcher Tanks, Red Hare Bombers And Fighters, And The Invinceable Infantry Of Lu Bu!!! Prepare To Squashed You Insects!!! You Are Not Worthy Of Being Called My Enimes!!!


Soon The World Will Know The Might Of Lu Bu!!!

I think he means, "Scorcher", "Invincible" , and "Enemies". You know what, let's humor him.

*sends out 1 soldier armed with a featherduster, and flaunts it at Lu Bu*

Soon The World Will Know The Might Of Lu Bu!!!
Every man, woman and child in Frisbeeteria (including Little Cindy Lou Who) farts in your general direction. Given our current population and yours, that comes out to ... 317.6 methane releases per Lu Bu.

Good luck breathing for the next few minutes.

You Dare Mock The Mighty Lu Bu!!!!



Idiots!!!!



I Shall Kill You All With One Swipe Of My Halberd!!!


Soon All Will Bow To The Mighty Lu Bu!!!


And Frisbeeteria I Say To You: Just Keep Barking!!!

You Dare To Defy The Mighty Lu Bu!!!!



Idiots I Warned You!!!




As Of Now The Mighty Lu Bu Has Sent Out Our Entire Force Of Sky Scoarcher Tanks, Red Hare Bombers And Fighters, And The Invinceable Infantry Of Lu Bu!!! Prepare To Squashed You Insects!!! You Are Not Worthy Of Being Called My Enimes!!!


Soon The World Will Know The Might Of Lu Bu!!!

Scorcher Tanks = owned by AT-ATs and Fusion Tanks

Red Hare fighters and bombers = owned by X-wings and E-wings

Invincible Infantry = owned by Jedi kids, ninja kids and Pokemon Trainers

Lu Bu himself = owned by me, several times.

You are not worthy of even being an enemy. My blade shall cut your heart out and feed it to the birds.

You Can Not Beat The Mighty Lu Bu Idiot!!!



Just Keep Barking!!! It Will Not Do You Any Good!!!

You Can Not Beat The Mighty Lu Bu Idiot!!!



Just Keep Barking!!! It Will Not Do You Any Good!!!

*launches 23 MIRVs armed with nuclear warheads at Lu Bu.*

Boring. I think he's Hataria's puppet- look at the way he types.

I dare you. Come on. You want to mess?

Actually he's a lot like the DW version of old cockroach man (Lu Bu, it's my personal nickname for him). But anyone who's taken the time to read the novel will know that while mr Bu wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, he was no fool..

You Think Your Missles Can Harm The Mighty Lu Bu???!!!


I Will Bat Each Missle Into Outer Space And Back At You, Insect!!!


Bring It On German Wimps, The Mighty Lu Bu Will Crush You Underfoot!!!

I think he's Hataria's puppet- look at the way he types.

Possible... Wait, I've got it! To test if he's a puppet... Let's get him in a war with Hataria! That way, they can flame eachother to death. I'll give away tickets, and popcorn. *Hands out bags of popcorn*

Edit: Wait, did he just say "Underfoot"?

You Think Your Missles Can Harm The Mighty Lu Bu???!!!


I Will Bat Each Missle Into Outer Space And Back At You, Insect!!!


Bring It On German Wimps, The Mighty Lu Bu Will Crush You Underfoot!!!

How in hell can you do that? You can't send missiles back at the one who launched them. Ah well, I'll up the ante.

*2 wings of Tu-142s take off to bomb the daylights out of Lu Bu. 28 more ICBMs have been launched.*

It's merely a matter of time until you're destroyed, HATARIA.

OOC= Notice how he capitalizes every word? Very Hataria.

[QUOTE=SevarisI think he's Hataria's puppet- look at the way he types.

Possible... Wait, I've got it! To test if he's a puppet... Let's get him in a war with Hataria! That way, they can flame eachother to death. I'll give away tickets, and popcorn. *Hands out bags of popcorn*[/QUOTE]

Hell I'll pay for to get tickets for that.
Grabs airhorn and massive foam hand.

w00t, go N00bs !.

OOC; Wow even Hataria is ignoring.

IC; Could someone just glass him over and get this done with. Once the TNNN drones come, you know that its bad. But still very much hilarious.

Possible... Wait, I've got it! To test if he's a puppet... Let's get him in a war with Hataria! That way, they can flame eachother to death. I'll give away tickets, and popcorn. *Hands out bags of popcorn*

Edit: Wait, did he just say "Underfoot"?
Yes, he did. And that'd be a sight all right... :)

*Hands ticket*

And one for you... And you... And you... Come on Lu Bu! Show us some more "mightyness"! It scares me! (And gets me a few extra bucks, heh heh heh.)

In all seriousness, WTF. All I really have to say.

You Think Your Missles Can Harm The Mighty Lu Bu???!!!


I Will Bat Each Missle Into Outer Space And Back At You, Insect!!!


Bring It On German Wimps, The Mighty Lu Bu Will Crush You Underfoot!!!

"ZUSTIMMUNG! SIE GEHEND HINAB! WISSEN SIE, WO SIE GEHEND? SIE GEHEND DORT HINAB! JASTIMME! HINUNTER DORT! ZUM BODEN HINUNTER!"

Those were the words of Dictator Otto von Hienkel Rommel.

Translation:"GERMAN WHIPS?!" "OK! YOU GOING DOWN! YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GOING? YOU GOING DOWN THERE! YEA! DOWN THERE! DOWN TO THE GROUND"

200,000 Federal Police Officers with 9mm Pistols invade the nation of The Wimpy Lu Bu.

Excuse me here, thank you. The Mighty Lu Bu is not Hataria, the player behind him is my little brother, in fact he is right across the room from me cackling at this, oy I told him not come on here, that he would embrassass me. But little brothers hardly ever listen to thier big sisters. Ay Ya

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz@$#%&*! what! noooo not the mighty lu bu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Excuse me here, thank you. The Mighty Lu Bu is not Hataria, the player behind him is my little brother, in fact he is right across the room from me cackling at this, oy I told him not come on here, that he would embrassass me. But little brothers hardly ever listen to thier big sisters. Ay Ya

He's racist! He called me a German Whimp! :cries: .

Excuse me here, thank you. The Mighty Lu Bu is not Hataria, the player behind him is my little brother, in fact he is right across the room from me cackling at this, oy I told him not come on here, that he would embrassass me. But little brothers hardly ever listen to thier big sisters. Ay Ya


Ah, no need to be embarassed. It's giving us all a good laugh, and besides, judging from the correct grammar in your post, it doesn't run in the family. :)

Now, if you'll excuse me...

COME ONE COME ALL!

Umm I know my little brother, he is not racist. I think he said whimp, not whip. Now if you'll exuse I am going to strangle him now for embrassassing me like this.

Whee! I want pictures! :p

Umm I know my little brother, he is not racist. I think he said whimp, not whip. Now if you'll exuse I am going to strangle him now for embrassassing me like this.

LOL, you know I'm really Polish?

There was a loud whine heard throught all Ratheia as the Intercontinental Ignore Cannon (IIC) Charged up.

It tilted just a bit and released a blast of ignore particles that tore through the Mighty Lu Bu's army, thus forcing them into a parallel dimension filled with non-perishable beans.

IGNORED

15,000 Police Officers from Imperial Germany drop out of Airbus A380s over the capital of The Wimpy Lu Bu with their 9mm pistols.

The Roach-Busterian military has just commenced the launching of one of many IGNORE missiles at The Mighty Lu Bu.

The 15,000 Cops surround the The Wimpy Lu Bu and prepare to arrest him.

Ahhhh!!! You Think This Will Stop The Mighty Lu Bu???!!!!



Insects!!! All You Shall Be Crushed Underneath My Iron Foot!!!!


All Shall Bow To The Mighty Lu Bu!!!

The 15,000 Police Officers from Imperial Germany surround The Wimpy Lu Bu and one takes out pepper-spray and spays his face.

All Shall Bow To The Mighty Lu Bu!!!

*Groans* Do I HAAAVVEEE too?

Ahhhh!!! You Think This Will Stop The Mighty Lu Bu???!!!!



Insects!!! All You Shall Be Crushed Underneath My Iron Foot!!!!


All Shall Bow To The Mighty Lu Bu!!!
Ok....You asked for it...Heck you're begging for it..
*points all 10k I.G.N.O.R.E cannons at him*
Say good night, Bu.

Ahhhh!!! You Think This Will Stop The Mighty Lu Bu???!!!!



Yes
I think I know your tactic and its a good one. when the soldiers of the rest of the world hear about this, they laugh so much they suffocate. Good plan. But it wont work

*starts sending napalm armed missiles to the capital*

The 15,000 Cops from Germany surrounds The Wimpy Lu Bu and points their pistols at him. One takes our a pair of handcuffs. "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!"

*launches 1,000 ICBMs armed with nuclear warheads and begins broadcasting 80s pop via satellite to Lu Bu*

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Shhhhh.
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

Roach-Busterian satellites have just sent signals jamming all communications in The Might Lu Bu, and re-programming will begin now. In twenty minutes, the only thing that will be on TV or the radio will be Barney and Friends. :eek:

The 15,000 Cops from Germany surrounds The Wimpy Lu Bu and points their pistols at him. One takes our a pair of handcuffs. "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!"


I hate to break it to you police chief. But there is enough napalm heading in your direction to flush out the viet-cong

just warning you

15,000 Police Officers from Imperial Germany drop out of Airbus A380s over the capital of The Wimpy Lu Bu with their 9mm pistols.
15,000 Police Officers from Imperial Germany finish their prior three speeches and suddenly realize (as they approach the ground) that their packs contain MREs, not parachutes.

Really shoulda used Airborne here, TGSR.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You Think Fire Magic And Police Officers Can Stop The Mighty Lu Bu???!!!


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


Just Keep Barking Idiots Soon You All Shall Be Squashed By The Mighty Lu Bu!!!

Ok...Now I've about had enough...have a nice day
*the cannons fire, all but one armed with ignore rounds, the one other tagging him with a "you sir are ignored, have a nice day" stamp on the forehead*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You Think Fire Magic And Police Officers Can Stop The Mighty Lu Bu???!!!


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


Just Keep Barking Idiots Soon You All Shall Be Squashed By The Mighty Lu Bu!!!


this is going to be fun

* as the entire capital of the The not s good stragedist Lu Bu burnd town around him the flames geanrated so much hot air that the the Imperial guardsmen could safely sore town to the city using the now empty backpacks*

Are the backup agents ready?

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!



Pulling A Dong Zhuo On My Capital Will Do No Good Insect!!!!


I Have Many Capitals, You Can't Possibly Get Them All!!!


Now Prepare To Face The Wrath Of The Mighty Lu Bu!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!



Pulling A Dong Zhuo On My Capital Will Do No Good Insect!!!!


I Have Many Capitals, You Can't Possibly Get Them All!!!


Now Prepare To Face The Wrath Of The Mighty Lu Bu!!!
Get a life noob and stop quoting Dynasty Warriors.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!



Pulling A Dong Zhuo On My Capital Will Do No Good Insect!!!!


I Have Many Capitals, You Can't Possibly Get Them All!!!


Now Prepare To Face The Wrath Of The Mighty Lu Bu!!!

Many capitals ha

well I have somthing better

*
across the countries, moons and any other thing Lu Bu has billion upon billions of mines explode ad giant craters are opend down to the center of the earth and every craters goes few mm into the next country so you cant possibly start giant underground city or if the thing are in space, nothing remains but hard vacum*


Now you only have your underwears

15,000 Police Officers from Imperial Germany finish their prior three speeches and suddenly realize (as they approach the ground) that their packs contain MREs, not parachutes.

Really shoulda used Airborne here, TGSR.

I see your point, but my Federal Police Officers are like Hitler
s Stormtroopen (the only thing about the third reich my country chose to keep in the sixth reich, excluding the dictatorship part). They know how to use parachutes. Oh, and my soldiers don't eat MREs. They ate Limburger sticks, beef, and beer.

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The Federal Police Officers now take out tazers...

The Great Lu Bu Can Not Be Defeated You Idiot, If You Destroy Our Land Then Our Great Leader, The Mighty Lu Bu Shall Land In Your Capital And Destory It!!!!


Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!



Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....


Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm



Now....... Who Else Seeks Death???!!!!


Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

The Great Lu Bu Can Not Be Defeated You Idiot, If You Destroy Our Land Then Our Great Leader, The Mighty Lu Bu Shall Land In Your Capital And Destory It!!!!


Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!



Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....


Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm



Now....... Who Else Seeks Death???!!!!


Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

You're a moron. I can personally beat the crap out of you. Come on, I welcome it- try and take me.

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri.

The Great Lu Bu Can Not Be Defeated You Idiot, If You Destroy Our Land Then Our Great Leader, The Mighty Lu Bu Shall Land In Your Capital And Destory It!!!!


Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!



Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....


Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm



Now....... Who Else Seeks Death???!!!!


Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

"Black Wolf kill that noob." order Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)
"As you wish, my lord." said Black Wolf (http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/spacemarines/images/SMRNEmperorsChampion_large.gif)

Black Wolf swing his sword and the Mighty Lu Bu has his head cut off.

I just fired up my SDI* system.

Silence, dumb@$$! IGNORED.

15,000 Federal Police Officers fire a shot from a stun-gun at him, handcuff him, drag him to a large grassy field, and put him on a V-22 out of there! The police officers will take the Airbus A380s, which will pick them up from the airport.

The Great Lu Bu Can Not Be Defeated You Idiot, If You Destroy Our Land Then Our Great Leader, The Mighty Lu Bu Shall Land In Your Capital And Destory It!

Nope, no godmoding here....

The Mighty Lu Bu Shall Now Take On Any Who Wishes To Challenge Him!!!


At Stake Is The Life Of Your Nation!!!


When The Mighty Lu Bu Wins Then Your Nation Shall Become A Part Of The General's Empire!!!


The Mighty Lu Bu Dares All Of You Puny Insiginficant Insects To Challenge Him: The Mighty General Lu Bu!!!

Bring It On, Insects!!!

The Mighty Lu Bu Shall Now Take On Any Who Wishes To Challenge Him!!!


At Stake Is The Life Of Your Nation!!!


When The Mighty Lu Bu Wins Then Your Nation Shall Become A Part Of The General's Empire!!!


The Mighty Lu Bu Dares All Of You Puny Insiginficant Insects To Challenge Him: The Mighty General Lu Bu!!!

Bring It On, Insects!!!

You're die already.
Black Wolf cut your head off.

The fearsome Xiao Qiao walked up to Lu Bu and castrated the poor bastard.

http://mi.aacdn.us/charmed_asian1/byebye.jpg

OOC: Dynasty Warriors 4 XL > j00 n00b.

The Mighty Lu Bu Does Not Reconizge The Obivous Godmod Of Wolf America.



The Mighty Lu Bu Laughs At The Nation Of Tryandis, And He Has Decided That Tryandis Is The Mighty General's Next Target.



The Mighty General Has Launched His Massive Army And Air Force At Tryandis, Soon They Shall Know The Might Of Lu Bu!!!

Hataria Sends the Dead Moon Circus to get all of Lu Bu's Dream Mirrors
http://www.sailorenergy.net/ArtworkJAFanarts/ARTSMVilliansSuperS.jpg

and also sends Sailor Saturn and Sailor Chibi Moon to draw on Lu Bu's sister's Face

http://www.sailorenergy.net/ArtworkJAFanarts/SMARTHumorChibiusaVsNehelenia.jpg

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!



Pulling A Dong Zhuo On My Capital Will Do No Good Insect!!!!


I Have Many Capitals, You Can't Possibly Get Them All!!!


Now Prepare To Face The Wrath Of The Mighty Lu Bu!!!
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cap·i·tal
n.

A town or city that is the official seat of government in a political entity, such as a state or nation.
A city that is the center of a specific activity or industry: the financial capital of the world.
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Imagine that, A town or city. Hmm.. many capitals you have? Odd...

*Steps on the bug that would be Lu Bu* Aww Shit, look whats on my shoe! :headbang:

The Mighty Lu Bu Shall Crush The Nation Of Hataria And Siesatia , Do You Hear That Idiots???!!!! You Are Next!!!



The Mighty Lu Bu Shall Soon Control The World, China Was Just The First Step!!!

*Siesatian Diplomat walks into the Lu Bu royal chambers, and laughs in his face after pissing on his curtain. Siesatian Diplomat walks out*

The Mighty Lu Bu Shall Crush The Nation Of Hataria And Siesatia , Do You Hear That Idiots???!!!! You Are Next!!!



The Mighty Lu Bu Shall Soon Control The World, China Was Just The First Step!!!

Bring it on, Short Fry...

Sends 789,000 Troops to Invade Lu Bu and turn him into part of The Empire.

A massive power drop was reported all over the Empire today, as the newly installed Integrated Gravitational Nano Orbital Reticulating Energy Cannon was fired. Twelve minutes later all bald men in the Empire experienced a sudden increase in hairgrowth. The VC stock rose 12 points also.

+ignore The Mighty Lu Bu

"Wow!!! did you see that? I saw that! Did you see that? I think I need another one of those blue pills, oh yeah, and a bong hit too. Shit, I'm tripping, I heard someone say they were gonna destroy the world with spitballs, must be the fucking french again."

I-G-N-O-R-E

Sailor Saturn and Sailor Mini Moon go to Lu Bu and do this....

http://www.sailorenergy.net/ArtworkJAFanarts/SMARTHumorChibiusaVsNehelenia.jpg

OOC: Yep I am a Sailor Moon SuperS Fan.

A Death Star* jumps in.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/DeathStar3.jpg

It fires the Super-IGNORE-laser at The Mighty Lu Bu. It disappears in a flash of chickens and flowers. There's nothing left except a fat lady who sings Opera.

*Borrowed from Darth Vader before he went and destroyed Alderaan.

A Death Star* jumps in.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/DeathStar3.jpg

It fires the Super-IGNORE-laser at The Mighty Lu Bu. It disappears in a flash of chickens and flowers. There's nothing left except a fat lady who sings Opera.

*Borrowed from Darth Vader before he went and destroyed Alderaan.

Owned

The Mighty Lu Bu Does Not Reconizge The Obivous Godmod Of Wolf America.



The Mighty Lu Bu Laughs At The Nation Of Tryandis, And He Has Decided That Tryandis Is The Mighty General's Next Target.



The Mighty General Has Launched His Massive Army And Air Force At Tryandis, Soon They Shall Know The Might Of Lu Bu!!!

It ain't a godmode. You are the one that said "I bat the missles into outer space and back to you"

Lu Bu suck in Dynasty Warriors 4.
I kick his arse with a level 1 guy.

It ain't a godmode. You are the one that said "I bat the missles into outer space and back to you"

Lu Bu suck in Dynasty Warriors 4.
I kick his arse with a level 1 guy.
Really? I couldn't get him unless I was powerful. Oh GREAT Master, how did you do it!