NationStates Jolt Archive

Lethislavania's Penguin Army invades Hataria

Lethislavania
22-09-2004, 21:29
OOC: DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!

IC:

Igar strode onto the rotting wasteland, which stunk of radioactivity and of charred mastadon. "10-4, looks like we got a problem." In front of him, he noticed massive armies appearing out of nowhere to invade other countries. However, none of the armies were wearing clothes. Odd. Staring a bit longer, he told the rest of the men to come on up. Out of the water, a giant swarm of men riding on large penguins walked onto the land, brandishing Banana Guns. Smiling, a just godmodded Hatarian ran by. "OMG, I sh3ll etack u all!!!1!1" Laughing, the penguin army began to prepare for the assault.
The Japanese People
22-09-2004, 21:31
OCC - talk about godmodding. . .
Ratheia
22-09-2004, 21:37
OOC: Just for kicks, guys.

IC: Far up in space...

"Sir, the Cheesecake will be in firing range in 1 hour."

"Excellent, commander. You have served me well"

The venerable Ratheian Field Marshal Billy watched through the Cheesecakes giant telescope as the Penguin army invaded. He knew that they would be unable to consume the hatarian's ever increasing forces, and so he had decided to position the Cheesecake into firing range of Hataria.
Lethislavania
22-09-2004, 21:38
OOC: TJP, that was not meant to be serious. Although I have no doubts my Penguin Army could kick his arse.
Lethislavania
22-09-2004, 21:41
The Penguin Army began evasive manuevers, dodging a few thousand nuclear warheads. "Sir, this is too easy." However, up in space, something diabolical was proceding.


"Soon, I shall own EVERY CHEESECAKE IN THE UNIVERSE!" Crazed Scientist General Zyu yelled. His large taco-shaped spaceship fired up it's engines, shooting towards the giant ray.





OOC: Sorry I'm not typing well today, can't keep concentrated.
Lethislavania
22-09-2004, 22:06
OOC: Hataria, come on, I need you to roleplay your defense... :(
Ratheia
22-09-2004, 22:57
The Great Cheesecake moved into firing range.

"Fire at will."
Penguisiana
22-09-2004, 23:04
ooc:lol you rock, but as an IC like last year i sent 100k of penguins to learn to be samurais, lol no joke, i can't fidn the post though.

IC: la la la la la" sang the penguins.

The penguins hummed as they marched off sumwhere

OOC: no time to make this post i g2g eat. finish later