Mojn
Rungholt
22-09-2004, 11:33
We are a poor, innocent Holy Empire just emerging from centuries of supression. Please, help!
On a slightly less pathetic mode, other newbies are welcome to contact us, so that we can pool our complete lack of experience. Thats very empowering. No, really.
The United People of Studium will consider helping you in your recovery. Please, state your needs so that we may make a decision.
Rungholt
23-09-2004, 10:45
Mojn!
in the bronze age, there was a mighty Empire in and around the north atlantic, based on expensive burials & tin - mining. (well, we had to use all that fine tin - money on SOMETHING...). Its secret, holy bloodline was preserved in Britains royal & Imperial family untill King James I. actually, we are not quite sure where its now, wich is why we are a constitutional Empire (you know, with votes), but we are open to suggestions!
anyway, now Rungholt, the Sunken City, has risen again, as Our Founder predicted!.
But we still dont know what this thing called "trade" actually works, and we have allready recived offers on army surplus...
Greenward
23-09-2004, 11:11
The newly-founded Republic of Greenward recognizes Rungholt.
We, also, are a small nation, founded with a combination of the green vision of Aurelius and the new Island-Foam (tm), which have allowed us to create our own nation in the Atlantic.
However, due to the relative infertility of Island-Foam, we find ourselves in need of several million tonnes of topsoil, to help the growth of Holy Nature on our Island.
President Aureliana, Voice of Gaia
Rungholt
23-09-2004, 13:16
Mojn.
We, too, lack topsoil. Our earth - power magnifiers are not working as well as they could, for some reason (propably due to those blasted animal rightist terrorists, and their unholy vegan practices), though we manage to get by through trout - fishing and massive tin mines. we do have enough intellectuals (especially theologians, internet experts & literary historians ) but we would still like more!
May your korev hwerow foam ricly!
La Habana
23-09-2004, 14:25
Although La Habana cannot help you as far as topsoil is concerned, we can however help you economically and militarily. For starters the Government of La Habana sends $200'000'000 in financial aid to assist in the rejuvenation of your economy.
Rungholt
23-09-2004, 15:10
Mojn, Oh Glorious Leader of the People!
$200'000'000?! dollars, too, not your lovely native pesos (perhaps because of that "fragile" economy?). now, that should certainly buy quite enough topsoil... if anyone was selling.
In return, we, the people of Rungholt, make you Honorary Holy Imperial Prince, with the right to telegram us in Quenya. also, 25% off every one of our advanced, tin - based, low fuel consuming automobiles you buy from us!, and free thelogical advice - starting now!
http://mmtours.com.tripod.com/
a bit confused, perhaps, but their mineral - based hearts are in the right place! especially the bit about the space alien fellow we would think was the Second Coming showing up in 2003. Of course, OUR predictions are always correct.
May your saints stones always float!