NationStates Jolt Archive

University of Abutt researchers have found evidence that some of the most revered figures in the nation's history may have had mysterious pasts. No details have been released, but this will clearly mark the beginning of the end for this still fledgling nation.

After massive speculation as to the details of these findings, stock prices dropped to an all time low with the market closing at a meager 12 rape dollars.

On a positive note, news television has enjoyed a 300% increase in viewership since the start of the crisis.

As the fate of Abutt hangs in the balance, industry has stalled to a standstill. It may very well be that no news is worse than bad news.

(OOC)Hey good for you your first made thread.Pops the Champagne kills the butler
(IC)The nation of Harlesburg is willing to help your fledgling nation out of these tough times.

Edward Duke De Harlesburg
Lord of The Confederacy Of Harlesburg

EXTRA EXTRA OTHER NATION PRACTICALLY SPITS IN OUR FACE BY IMPLYING WE CAN'T GET OURSELVES OUT OF THIS MESS
After offers of foreign aid from The Confederacy of Harlesburg, many people are beginning to think there may be a light at the end of the tunnel.

But I guess no one will know until the shocking secrets are revealed.

Sports
For the third week running, no national sport has been decided upon. Critics of the newly formed Sporting Committee are quick to point out that their slow actions and general indecisiveness are contributing to the lack of morale in the country. This all comes after the last minute appointment of The Emporer's daughter to the position of committee secretary, a position that The Emporer is quoted as saying "suited her".

The profound nation of Harlesburg would like to know your favourite sport

Edward Duke De Harlesburg
Lord of The Confederacy Of Harlesburg