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At a small convention center in Holy Paradise City, a meeting of Communist groups was taking place. The head of the group, Darombof Teridof II. "We must get Communist leaders into power in Holy Paradise! My father was brutally murdered by capitalist pigs. We shall not stand for such! Men, pass around the books." Teridof II said.

The servants passed around copies of Das Kapital to the crowd. Outside the building, SWAT teams and HPBI agents got ready to break in.
"We will not be silenced!" Teridof II exclaimed. He was responded by cheers and then........

"Everyone freeze! You are under arrest for the conspiracy to create a Communist government in Holy Paradise!" yelled an HPBI agent. The SWAT teams and HPBI agents swarmed into the building, guns pointed at the crowd. Everyone was put in handcuffs and sent into vans. Teridof II was taken to the Holy Paradise Head Court. The Deportation had begun.

To: President John Holtz
From: President J.L.

My dear friend, congratulations on stamping out the
plague of Marxism in your glorious nation. The people of
Roach-Busters heartily salute your valiance. Your cont-
ributions to the fight for freedom and capitalism are an
inspiration to us all. Please keep up the excellent work.
You have my complete and unwavering support. I wish
you, your lovely wife, your fine people, and your great
nation the very best.

Your friend,

J.L.

OOC: I apologize if I got your last name wrong.

I congratulate you on this recent victory for Capitalism!

As representative of Omicron Alpha Government Incorporated, I don't think I need to tell you our stance regarding communists. Your nation has done a great thing for humanity today, we appreciate it.

The Federation condemns these actions against politcal freedom. We are accepting any refugees from Holy Paradise.

The Commissariat of Foreign Affairs
The Socialist Federation of Hallad

To: President John Holtz
From: President J.L.

My dear friend, congratulations on stamping out the
plague of Marxism in your glorious nation. The people of
Roach-Busters heartily salute your valiance. Your cont-
ributions to the fight for freedom and capitalism are an
inspiration to us all. Please keep up the excellent work.
You have my complete and unwavering support. I wish
you, your lovely wife, your fine people, and your great
nation the very best.

Your friend,

J.L.

OOC: I apologize if I got your last name wrong. OOC:You got it completely right. Remember old Darombof Teriodof from the HP civil war? Well he had a son with a prostitute and that's why we got Darombof Teridof the second! Oh and thanks for your support.

IC: At the HP High Court, Teridof II waited for his sentencing. They already had proof he was conspiring, so no trial was needed. "Darombof Teridof II, you are hearby sentenced to die in the Pit of Doom! Case closed!" the Chief Justice sentenced. Teridof II was led to a dark room. He was abruptly pushed forward and fell into a hole. As he fell, the lights turned on, and revealed a pit full of saws, which began swirling immediately. He hit the saws, and his body was cut to shreds. His guts and blood splattered against the wall. His brain flew into a hole in the wall, which was planned by the makers of the Pit of Doom. The brain was taken out of the hole and showed to the nation on TV: Behold the brain of a Marxist!

The Federation condemns these actions against politcal freedom. We are accepting any refugees from Holy Paradise.

The Commissariat of Foreign Affairs
The Socialist Federation of Hallad We will deport the followers of the Communist leaders to your country. They will be provided good care in the ships so don't worry.

((OOC: Kick some pinko commie ass, HP. Kick some pinko commie ass.))

Pacitalia congratulates its ally in stamping out communism inside its borders. However, we frown upon the almost-as-extreme way our ally chose to execute the radical prisoner.

What a sad day for the Working Class.

Workers of the World, Unite! We only have our chains to lose, we have a world to gain.

Satan is a Captialist, so was Hitler...

President J.L. was flipping through channels when he suddenly saw something that caught his attention. He flipped back a few channels to the Holy Paradisian News Network (I'll change the name if you want). He saw live coverage of a massive-muscled, burly, battle-hardened HP soldier showing the world the gory remains of what was previously a communist.
President J.L. burst out laughing. "This is brilliant," he said, picking up his phone. He began dialing President John's number. He wanted to congratulate him personally.

What a sad day for the Working Class.

Workers of the World, Unite! We oonly have our chains to lose, we have a world to gain.

Satan is a Captialist, so was Hitler...

Ahem. Wrong. Hitler was a socialist.

They will be provided good care in the ships.

We are sorry to hear that.

President J.L. was flipping through channels when he suddenly saw something that caught his attention. He flipped back a few channels to the Holy Paradisian News Network (I'll change the name if you want). He saw live coverage of a massive-muscled, burly, battle-hardened HP soldier showing the world the gory remains of what was previously a communist.
President J.L. burst out laughing. "This is brilliant," he said, picking up his phone. He began dialing President John's number. He wanted to congratulate him personally.
OOC: You got the network's name right.

IC: The phone rang at President John's desk:

"Hello?"

"My friend, congratulations," J.L. said, grinning from ear to ear. "Today was a splendid victory for the free world. May you go down in history as one of the world's greatest heroes!"

We are sorry to hear that.
Its not the followers fault they were communists, the commie leaders brain-washed them. I want them to be safe but far away from my country.

Shah Khosru laughed as the aide brought him the news. "Foolish Marxists are now dead, Praise to Ahura Mazda!".

Official Statement:

"We applaud these actions and hope that more of these crakdowns occur."
-Shah Khosru of Parthia

"My friend, congratulations," J.L. said, grinning from ear to ear. "Today was a splendid victory for the free world. May you go down in history as one of the world's greatest heroes!"
"Hey, President J.L.!My good friend! Yea, some will remember me as one of the world's greatest heroes, the rest will call me some sort of insult, hehe.."

I too congratulate you on another victory for communism. I hope soon all communism will be put down.

OOC: Oops, sorry. I meant capitalism in the first sentence.

OOC:To all countries who are against my ways:

1. Teridof II had been killing capitalists for being capitalists, so why not do the same.


IC: Thousands of communists borded the ships and were given good rooms and food for the trip. Some even were happy to be leaving for a place they love.

"Hey, President J.L.!My good friend! Yea, some will remember me as one of the world's greatest heroes, the rest will call me some sort of insult, hehe.."

"Indeed," J.L. said, with a small chuckle. "Well, you have certainly won the utmost admiration of every citizen of Roach-Busters. There are thousands of pro-Holy Paradise, anticommunist demonstrators parading down the streets right now. I haven't seen my people this happy since my second marriage. Anyway, I was wondering if you could help me. I committed some troops to help our anticommunist ally, Parthia, suppress a communist revolution in another nation. Will you be able to send troops?"

(I'll give you a link if you'd like)

I appraise the stopping of the rally, but I comdemn the excecution.

Ahem. Wrong. Hitler was a socialist.

Incorrect, Hitler posed as a Socialist and made several speeches about it.

However, in reality Hitler was big on business. He was a huge supporter businesses and corporations, he even gave special treatment to business that supported his war effort. This is how Hitler built his army, with Capitalism.

Send me a telegram if you want me to tell you more...

Incorrect, Hitler posed as a Socialist and made several speeches about it.

However, in reality Hitler was big on business. He was a huge supporter businesses and corporations, he even gave special treatment to business that supported his war effort. This is how Hitler built his army, with Capitalism.

Send me a telegram if you want me to tell you more...

Sorry if I sounded a little like a jerk. I thought Hitler was a socialist? Didn't he regulate big businesses? Anyway, please send me a TG. I'm interested.

The nation of DoomExpress expresses it's hearty congratulations. The only good communist is a dead one.

OOC: Well, they should be happy. Their getting all this: The Right's of the Peoples of the Federation (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357708&page=1)

The nation of DoomExpress expresses it's hearty congratulations. The only good communist is a dead one.

We staunchly agree. May DoomExpress may blessed with liberty, happiness, and prosperity.

"1 million troops will be sent to RB, President J.L. for you to command in crushing the communist revolution.

Sorry if I sounded a little like a jerk. I thought Hitler was a socialist? Didn't he regulate big businesses? Anyway, please send me a TG. I'm interested.

((OOC: We hate Hitler because he murdered millions of people, not because he was a capitalist. Also, he didn't murder people because he was a capitalist, he was a capitalist who murdered people.))

((OOC: We hate Hitler because he murdered millions of people, not because he was a capitalist. Also, he didn't murder people because he was a capitalist, he was a capitalist who murdered people.))

Agreed. Hitler was no different from the communists anyway. Read, for example, The Russian Face of Germany by Cecil Melville.

Sorry if I sounded a little like a jerk. I thought Hitler was a socialist? Didn't he regulate big businesses? Anyway, please send me a TG. I'm interested.

I'm new to the forum, someone tell me how to send a PM.

excert from politicalcompass.org
(Best example, most capitalists are comfortable calling Hitler a socialist.)

The Nazis were socialists, so they weren't fascists either.

Let's start with the second part first. Some respondents confuse Nazism, a political party platform, with fascism, which is a particular structure of government. Fascism legally sanctions the persecution of a particular group within the country - political, ethnic, religious - whatever. So within Nazism there are elements of fascism, as well as militarism, capitalism, socialism etc. To tar all socialists with the national socialist brush is as absurd as citing Bill Gates and Augusto Pinochet in the same breath as examples of free market capitalism.

Economically, Hitler was well to the right of Stalin. Post-war investigations led to a number of revelations about the cosy relationship between German corporations and the Reich. No such scandals subsequently surfaced in Russia, because Stalin had totally squashed the private sector. By contrast, once in power, the Nazis achieved rearmament through deficit spending. One of our respondents has correctly pointed out that they actively discouraged demand increases because they wanted infrastructure investment. Under the Reich, corporations were largely left to govern themselves, with the incentive that if they kept prices under control, they would be rewarded with government contracts. Hardly a socialist economic agenda !

We wonder if respondents who insist on uncritically accepting the Nazis' self-definition of 'socialist' would be quite as eager to believe that the German Democratic Republic was democratic.

Incidentally, on fascism, no less an authority than Benito Mussolini declared: Fascism should be more appropiately called corporatism, it is a merge of state and corporate power.

I'm new to the forum, someone tell me how to send a PM.

excert from politicalcompass.org
(Best example, most capitalists are comfortable calling Hitler a socialist.)

The Nazis were socialists, so they weren't fascists either.

Let's start with the second part first. Some respondents confuse Nazism, a political party platform, with fascism, which is a particular structure of government. Fascism legally sanctions the persecution of a particular group within the country - political, ethnic, religious - whatever. So within Nazism there are elements of fascism, as well as militarism, capitalism, socialism etc. To tar all socialists with the national socialist brush is as absurd as citing Bill Gates and Augusto Pinochet in the same breath as examples of free market capitalism.

Economically, Hitler was well to the right of Stalin. Post-war investigations led to a number of revelations about the cosy relationship between German corporations and the Reich. No such scandals subsequently surfaced in Russia, because Stalin had totally squashed the private sector. By contrast, once in power, the Nazis achieved rearmament through deficit spending. One of our respondents has correctly pointed out that they actively discouraged demand increases because they wanted infrastructure investment. Under the Reich, corporations were largely left to govern themselves, with the incentive that if they kept prices under control, they would be rewarded with government contracts. Hardly a socialist economic agenda !

We wonder if respondents who insist on uncritically accepting the Nazis' self-definition of 'socialist' would be quite as eager to believe that the German Democratic Republic was democratic.

Incidentally, on fascism, no less an authority than Benito Mussolini declared: Fascism should be more appropiately called corporatism, it is a merge of state and corporate power.

Thanks for the clarification. :)

Capitalist fools! You know you are only slowing the inevitable....by nature of society or at least so deemed The Prophet Karl Marx, that inevitably all will conform the Communism and banish the Capitalist pig, Forever. Enjoy your victory while it lasts Capitalism.......

Capitalist fools! You know you are only slowing the inevitable....by nature of society or at least so deemed The Prophet Karl Marx, that inevitably all will conform the Communism and banish the Capitalist pig, Forever. Enjoy your victory while it lasts Capitalism.......
[OOC: Woot, another fool. While I am a Reform Marxist in RL, I am not so sure of these ones. Ho hum.]

Your welcome Roach Busters.

[OOC: Woot, another fool. While I am a Reform Marxist in RL, I am not so sure of these ones. Ho hum.]

Reform Marxism can be confusing. I get Democratic Socialism and Liberal Communism confused, and even question which category I fall under. However, until another Marx or Engels clears that up, I'll forever be a Communist

Holy Paradise,I am going to need your asistance.
May i ship my Communists i have in Jackdonia to HP for the Pit of Doom?

Every communist you have to spare may be shipped to Slovyania.
Order of the Minisrty of Foreign Affairs
Approved by General Secretary of The People's Republic of Slovyania

Holy Paradise,I am going to need your asistance.
May i ship my Communists i have in Jackdonia to HP for the Pit of Doom?

Send 'em here. More Citizens for us.

The Socialist Federation of Hallad

OCC:Hitler was a National Socialist. I mixture or Nationalism and Socialism. He was pro-business b/c he did bring a majority of Germany out of a depression that started after WWI.
He was not a communist, b/c he did call the soviets if not mistaken "A nation of communist jews" He hated jews, jipsy's, communist, and pretty much anything that went against his own views. Get off the hitler subject already.

We do not support the fact that your nation does not allow free elections. If they did, they would let communist run for offices. In Communist Louisiana, all parties are allowed to run for offices. Even though a majority of the government voted in is communist, the enviromentalist party and the conservative workers party do hold a decent amount of seats in the national congress and states that belong to CL (such as Kansas) are governed by a conservative workers party governor.

Dyelli Beybi regards itself as one of the world's foremost Socialist Nations and as such wishes to protest against the barbaric and undemocratic actions of the Banana Republic of Holy Paradise.
What is more we cannot guarantee that the shipping of Holy Paradise, Inkana or indeed Roach Busters will be safe near Klatchian waters, or indeed in International waters.

Dyelli Beybi regards itself as one of the world's foremost Socialist Nations and as such wishes to protest against the barbaric and undemocratic actions of the Banana Republic of Holy Paradise.
What is more we cannot guarantee that the shipping of Holy Paradise, Inkana or indeed Roach Busters will be safe near Klatchian waters, or indeed in International waters.

Official Imperial Statement

If any shipping originating from any of the aforementioned countries is so much as looked at in a way that displeases the Emperor Antonius, we will come down upon Dyelli Beybi with the full force of out nuclear arsenal, the TBA, CAD, and Balkan alliance. Good day.

Good job, the less comunistic countries to worry about, the better. Heres some help to stop communism early:

1. If a child reads complicated literature with themes of ecological concerns, and expresses their wishes to join Greenpeace, Contact a local Authority right away.

2. Anyone handing out fliers for a labor rally should be arrested quickely, and quietly.

3. If anyone voices concern for fellow mankind.

OOC: These were a joke, so no commie nations bite my head off please. Thanks.

Official Imperial Statement

If any shipping originating from any of the aforementioned countries is so much as looked at in a way that displeases the Emperor Antonius, we will come down upon Dyelli Beybi with the full force of out nuclear arsenal, the TBA, CAD, and Balkan alliance. Good day.

To think that a ridiculous tin-pot dictatorship such as the Generic Empire feels it is capable, even with a band of meaningless allies to challenge the enormous Intergalactic Federation of Klatch is truly laughable. The so called 'Empire' is delusional in thinking it can challenge a Nation of nearly 10x it's size, of which Dyelli Beybi is only one of many provinces.
The High Chancellor of Dyelli Beybi wishes to suggest that the "Emperor" Antonius return under the stone from which he crawled out from. He also wishes to suggest to the "Emperor" that he consider the nuclear capabilities of Klatch before making another such rash comment. He also wishes to suggest to the "Emperor" that he considers the three tiered orbital and ground based missile defence system in place over the Klatchian continent.
Dyelli Beybi shall continue to do exactly as it choses.

(OOC) BTW if you do anything n00bish like declare you've fired 20,000 nuk3z at me I'll just ignore you straight off.

Mojn.
As far as i know, Hitler was a social darwinist. which neatly overlaps witch capitalism, except its easier to put up slave labour camps, and people ending up shooting you because youre an enemy to humanity (not good for the economy). suppose thats why nazis could get big money support "fighting communism", then ally with stalin, then backstab him and try to grab his land.

anyway, could anyone help us fight enviromentalism? just had to pass two laws because of the dolphin - groping little gits, and they look a bit like commies, except for the smell being worse (pesky vegan diet)

Official Imperial Statement

If any shipping originating from any of the aforementioned countries is so much as looked at in a way that displeases the Emperor Antonius, we will come down upon Dyelli Beybi with the full force of out nuclear arsenal, the TBA, CAD, and Balkan alliance. Good day.

OOC: Nukes right off the bat is pretty piss-poor. Man, even SS didn't do that.

IC:

To: Generic Empire diplomats - Emperor Antonius
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: your statements

We will only say this once - any encroachment upon the Klatch will be met with the full fury of the FKC. Our response will be swift, lethal, and absolute. Do not test our resolve.

We like to Thank HP for Baning Communism in his Nation, We are doing the same in ours.

-Emperor Barbarossa.

Holy Paradise,I am going to need your asistance.
May i ship my Communists i have in Jackdonia to HP for the Pit of Doom?
The Pit is only for leaders of Communist groups

The nation of Red Wales feels sad for the people in Holy Paradise, we hope that some day every nation will be liberal in people's political opinions and their freedom to express them, instead of using violence out of fear.

Goverment of Red Wales.

anyway, could anyone help us fight enviromentalism? just had to pass two laws because of the dolphin - groping little gits, and they look a bit like commies, except for the smell being worse (pesky vegan diet)

What the hell?

IC: The Republic condemns this cruel execution, and the death penalty in general. We also condemn this obvious violation of basic political freedoms and open our borders to refugees fleeing the oppressive regime in Holy Paradise.

We would also like to inform the Generic Empire that if they deem it necessary to fire nuclear weaponry at Dyelli Beybi, or it's assets, we will also respond in turn. Do not threaten to use such terrible weapons unless you actually intend to use them.

Fyodor Leningrad Zyteslav
Sr. Commisar (HPA Ret.)
Prime Minister of the Soviet Socialist Republic of Hattia

As the communists left for the ports, they were greeted spitefully by Holy Paradisians, who threw rocks at them and insulted them. President John then released this statement:

"Although I am against Communism, I will not tolerate violent prejudice of any Communists. Therefore, I have ordered the National Guard to protect Communists and their families leaving for Hallad from this assholes being cruel to them. Any attack on any Communist leaving will result in a 50 year imprisonment without parole."

The attacks stopped abruptly.

((OOC: Look Dyelli Beybi, don't even think of calling me a n00b. I'm a better RPer and writer than you are or ever could be, so back off, and yes I will use nukes right off the fucking bat. RB and HP are my two oldest and strongest allies, and I will destroy myself for them. This is simply how I operate.))

OOC: I applaude you

((OOC: sorry, Dyelli. i got on a flame track again. Just know that i'm not, nor have ever been, a n00b.))

The United Socialist States of Fortestan opens her borders to all pro
communist refugees fleeing from Holy Paradise. We are against the death
penalty and against the crackdown against communist supporters in Holy
Paradise. Both right-wing and left-wing ideologies are represented in
Fortestan, so these refugees would not be oppressed for believing in
something other than what the majority believe in.

Don't Panic!
Pres. Dr. Roland B. Durandana of Wassa

Mojn.
Looks like we are going to form an alliance with the unholy hordes of the Dark Gods called "enviromentalism", so we have found a place to evict, er, kindly encourage, those who hear the Call of the Sea - Beings.
But we would still like some of your communists, if you have any left over. Our labour unionists need target practice. :sniper:

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(OOC) Well I'm just going to walk on out of here. As Vrak said, throwing nuclear weapons around is about as good to start a RP as a pineapple is to start a game of golf. So lets just pretend I never posted.

No offence GE, but I have no desire to get into the whole nuclear weapon tossing business again.

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The United Empire of Colerica congratulates your nation for stamping out Communism, the filthiest of all ideals....

Regards,

Kircer Danton
Magistrate of Foreign Affairs

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