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Requiescat In Pace, Francisco "Chemical" Salazar.

Decisive Action
21-09-2004, 04:01
Public IC:


"This is Joseph Mladic of the White People's Radio and Television Network. I have grave news to bring to you tonight. A few hours ago, I learned that a true hero of the 1984 revolution has died, killed in combat against enemies of our race, our faith, our nation, our government, our leader, and indeed our entire struggle, the ongoing revolution shall continue to go on, the torch will stay lit, but it will not ever be as bright without him... Field Marshal Francisco Salazar was killed in Western Sahara when he was struck in the head by rounds fired from rebel gunmen. Some of us knew him as Francisco, Frankie, Chemical Salazar, whatever you knew him as, it cannot be denied that he was loved by all and will be missed by all. A true hero of the revolution, we salute you comrade. May Francisco rest in peace."




Ooc:

His real cause of death:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=358924

(Read the whole thing if you've got the time, if not, just read the last few posts on page 2 and then page 3)


About Salazar

DECEASED- Field Marshal Francisco "Chemical” Salazar (43) Commander of the Northern RG Defense Corps, which consists of the 3rd Republican Guard Armored Division “The Crusader’s Sword”, the 2nd and 3rd Republican Guard Mechanized Divisions, and the 5th Republican Guard Internal Security Division. Born in 1962 in Portuguese controlled Angola, his family fled to Mississippi in 1975 when Portuguese rule ended in Angola. Portuguese. He got his nickname because over the years he has ordered or authorized virtually every major chemical weapons attack against guerillas, tribals, population centers of “undesirables”, etc. Ranked as the 2nd handsomest public figure in DA. CEO of Salazar Imperial Tobacco Inc. Duke of Jackson City. Married to a wife with a drinking problem, who likes to throw things at him. And he has a large number of children. IQ 139. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head in front of Antonio Salazar’s grave on RL 9-20-04 (NS day about 12-08-04)
Decisive Action
21-09-2004, 04:53
Ooc- No comments either IC or OOC?


Come on people, the infamous "Chemical" Salazar is dead... He earned his nickname by using chemical weapons several hundred times in the last 20 years to crush internal strife. He also used chemical weapons almost daily during the eleven month 1984 Civil war.
Decisive Action
21-09-2004, 05:56
bump, come on, somebody must have something to say... A man is dead here.
Decisive Action
21-09-2004, 12:42
bump
Vollmeria
21-09-2004, 13:17
1962 + 43 = 2005
Are you future tech, or we just looking into the future?
Impunia
21-09-2004, 13:27
The people of Impunia send their most deepest sympathy. General Salazar was a great man, and will be truly missed. The Grand Duke himself sends his personal condolences.

In remembrance, this day will be set aside as an occasion for national mourning. One thousand communists will be shot in his honour.
Hallad
21-09-2004, 13:53
It's for the best. We in the Federation are sure he was a terrible bastard. Infact, this will be a new holiday on the Federation, celibrating his death.

The Commissariat of Foreign Affairs
The Socialist Federation of Hallad