NationStates Jolt Archive


WOOKIES! IN! SPACE! (intro RP, space)

The Crazed Wookies
20-09-2004, 22:29
The crew of the ISK Explorer roared with approval as the first Imperial Ship of Kashyyak with a faster-than-light drive cleared the gravity well that was their homeworld of Kashyyak. The vessel, a small CR90-class corvette with its eight massive ion engines, headed out at a steady .24 c.
"Prepare the hyperdrive!" roared captain Lowbacca, waving his large, furry arms frantically. After several minutes of roaring and general grunting, the ship elongated and then crunched in on itself, then disappeared. It had entered hyperspace.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
20-09-2004, 22:37
"Holy. Shit." The captain looked up at Tarenteor, ready to laugh his ass off, "You know that unidentified rip signal we got? It was from... heheheh... WOOKIES!" Taren blinked for a few moments. "So, how long has it taken them? Only a few millenia!" Taren paused and laughed, before continuing, "Send them some weapons and the chassis of a Sallah, maybe a rough fusion plant schematic. See where it takes them." The captain shrugged, turned back to the panel, tapping buttons. "The package should arrive in a few hours, sir. Not much, just some light plasma weapons, heavy lasers, railguns, that sorta thing.
Camel Eaters
20-09-2004, 22:38
lol I love wookies but I don't have a super future tech nation. I have a combo magic/semi-future tech. I have one ship a big fast ship.
Feazanthia
20-09-2004, 22:55
Feazanthia welcomes the Crazed Wookies to space...and then n00ks them to oblivion.

LoL. I kid, I kid. Wookies rule. I'm half wookie myself (or at least look like it).
Central Facehuggeria
20-09-2004, 23:03
"My government, such as it is, wishes to welcome the Wookies into space."

-Emissary Hayes, CF Diplomatic Corps in exile
Aegeus
20-09-2004, 23:09
A small group of elcerophant diplomats blink into existance. The lead one shifts to an erie green color, and begins to speak in a synthesized sounding voice.

Green: We welcome our furry freinds the...uh....

One of his cohorts moves toward the side of his comapnions head and makes a low humming sound. the green one listens for a second and continues

Green: Wookies! yes, our furry freinds the wookies. Aegeus welcomes you to space, and warns you not to colonize any planets we happen to be strip mining.

(GO TEH WOOKZORS! wookies rule.)
Metallinauts
20-09-2004, 23:46
Several tall spindly Metallinautian Diplomats drift in from the shadow behind the aegean delegates. Their black clothing flowed behind them in what appereared to be a light breeze. Inside the dlegates heads a strong yet ehtereal voice echoed, "On behalf of the Metallinautian peoples, we graciously welcome you into the void. Should you ever need something, we are willing to help."
Arizona Nova
21-09-2004, 00:33
Captain Hayes of the ANSS: Elenya was on patrol on the edge of Arizonan space. It was, as usual, a boring day. That is, until hyperspace sensors picked up a fast moving object headed on an erratic course.

"Sir! We picked up something... jeez, they have the piloting skills of a monkey... smallish..."

"Hmmmm? Heading into our territory?"

"Yes... no? eh... they must have had too much to drink or something."

Hayes grumbled. "I'm a starship captain, not a police officer. Ring up an outlying station and tell em we have a nutter running loose."

"Will do," complied the aid.

/ooc/ Welcome to the wide cosmos, CW! Join the ESUS, we have hot food, anti-matter, and dinosaurs! YES, DINOSAURS! w00t

they're cool dinosaurs too... the sentient kind!