Holy Paradise
19-09-2004, 19:30
I have to say only one thing about this: funny but wrong.
Fodmodmadtol
19-09-2004, 19:31
"Breaking news from the Ministry of Law and Order. This very morning, a bill was put on the GC floor, titled 'Chasse à idiot.' This new bill is an effort in the growing crusade against idiotic, stupid, and just plain dumb actions."
"That's right Diane, this-"
"Don't you steal my story, fscker."
"Fine then. By all means, continue!"
"That's right Tom! If someone is found guilty of committing an act of Idiocy, they shall be immediately taken to Chesterfield Memorial Provincial Park. 'Chasse à idiot,' or, Hunt of the Idiot, is a new method to replace judge, jury, and executioner of more trivial and petty discrepancies. The offender in question is released at the pagoda of the fifty square mile state park, and given a sixty-second head start. At the count of sixty, a tribunal of high court judges will hunt the offender down."
"Judges-"
"Judges, Tom, will be armed with a shotgun each, two hunting dogs, and a weapon of their choice. If the offender can escape the hunt to the fountain of the park, and declares 'Safe,' he will be found innocent. If indeed the offender gets caught though, he will be served on the tribunal floor as dinner that night."
"And-"
"And it seems, Tom, that if this new bill is passed it will only further the bills currently being held back at the moment, titled, 'The Dredges of Society Act.' We can only wait and see what the outcome will hold."
"Now for your five day forecast."
Fodmodmadtol
19-09-2004, 19:35
Ooc: This whole, post above mine which was posted first, is getting HELLA' annoying.
The Island of Rose
19-09-2004, 19:37
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:
You know, having an extensive education system can prevent idiocy. Did you know that?
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach
((OOC: Fod, can ya reply in the thread I made? Since you have an Embassy in my nation and all...))
Fodmodmadtol
19-09-2004, 20:29
"The bill is now being reviewed by the GC, and a conclusion shall be reached by the end of the day. In other news, the Bumping Brontos kicked the Flaming Godmoders in a football match! Ten to Infinity Uber Numberz0rz!"