I need a navy--anyone want to sell me one?
Evil Woody Thoughts
19-09-2004, 03:07
The nation of Evil Woody Thoughts has roughly four billion USD allocated to the creation of a navy. I am in the market for cruisers and destroyers.
Any offers? Please note that as my nation cares deeply about human rights, I might not accept offers from excessively totalitarian countries. Please telegram offers to Evil Woody Thoughts.
Thank you,
Ministry of Defense
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts
Evil Woody Thoughts
19-09-2004, 03:38
bump
Tiborita
19-09-2004, 04:53
Perhaps a young nations money would best be used in the purchase of surplus equipment?
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6394725#post6394725
Evil Woody Thoughts
19-09-2004, 06:40
Please accept an order for the following:
3 Arleigh Burke flight IIA Class DDG, valued @ $800,000,000 USD each
($2.4 billion USD)
2 Oliver Hazard Perry class FFG, valued @ $400,000,000 USD each
($0.8 billion USD)
4 Spruance Class DD, valued @ $200,000,000 USD each
($0.8 billion USD)
TOTAL $4.0 billion USD
Please telegram the nation of Evil Woody Thoughts to confirm the order. Payment will be wired to Tiborita immediately upon confirmation. Furthermore, we wish to commend you on your exceptional human rights record. :)
We hope to do further business with you in the future. :)
Department of Defense
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts
Siesatia
19-09-2004, 07:06
Hmmm, space craft, or water, if its water I cant help you, but if its space.....
Siesatian Shipyards (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357270&page=1&pp=15)
More Evil Thoughts
19-09-2004, 07:18
I'm in the modern era
Tiborita
19-09-2004, 07:43
To: Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts
From: Minister of Defense Herman of Tiborita
Your purchase of:
3 Arleigh Burke flight IIA Class DDG, valued @ $800,000,000 USD each
($2.4 billion USD)
2 Oliver Hazard Perry class FFG, valued @ $400,000,000 USD each
($0.8 billion USD)
4 Spruance Class DD, valued @ $200,000,000 USD each
($0.8 billion USD)
TOTAL $4.0 billion USD is confirmed (TG sent)
We thank the Democratic Republic in commending our history in regards to human rights. This is something which is at the core of all Tiboritians. We recognize that the Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts holds the same values we hold so dear. We hope we can realize further trade; perhaps not only military but civilian trade as well.
We hope to continue this friendly exchange. Please feel free to contact the Republic of Tiborita for any potential future colaboration.
Minister Herman