Maslawyians Favorite Hobbies! (Open,Strange RP)
Maslawyia
18-09-2004, 22:07
A recent survey with worrying results rates these as Maslawyians favorite hobbies:
1)Archery
2)Table Tennis
3)Rape
4)Disco Dancing
5)Roller Skating
6)Shoot Dog
What does this say about a nation that supposedly is moving towards economic glory, political freedoms and a brighter international future.
Stanley Winstone
Reporter for:
Mosul Square Daily Press
ooc: rape? where did THAT come from?
Maslawyia
18-09-2004, 22:27
OOC: Thats the point.
IC: A worrying darker side of Maslawyia? In my eyes it certainly is.
Stanley Winstone
Reporter for:
Mosul Square Daily Press
ooc: yeah, but isnt rape more of a crime and not a hobby?
Maslawyia
18-09-2004, 22:32
OOC: Not if its not reported and no-one openly really talks about it. Its an anonymous survery done online, by email and by letter where people replied by writing down their hobbies.ANONYMOUS.
Maslawyia
20-09-2004, 16:15
bump
Mattikistan
20-09-2004, 16:23
Disco dancing?! How the hell did that get so popular?! You people are SICK!!
I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. Consider that OOC.
IC = I will assume that your nation has not legalised the two more 'unusual' practices you have found to be popular. Is there any assistance from foreign powers you could use to combat this peculiar phenomenon? We will gladly assist if it is requested, although, I'm unsure of how we can help you with... that.
Maslawyia
21-09-2004, 01:28
Suggestions would be welcome.